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Here's a one of a kind bass

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by TinyE, Jan 20, 2014.


  1. TinyE

    TinyE Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2013
    portland,or
  2. M0ses

    M0ses

    Sep 11, 2009
    Eastern Wisconsin
    I.....would definitely buy that. Definitely.
     
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  4. For $40??? I'd be on it like white on rice. If only it came with the metal dildo... then it would REALLY sing.
     
  5. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass **** Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast
    I would definitely hit that for $40. You could sell the tuners for $.01 each and still make money.
     
  6. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    He played that by using a metal dildo? Hell I don't even want that in my state.
     
  7. gjbassist

    gjbassist Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2005
    Kansas City, MO
    Wait what? All those years playing slide guitar with a glass slide or a beer bottle and I could have been using a metal dildo instead!
     
  8. rojo412

    rojo412 MARK IT ZERO! Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2000
    Cleveland, OH.
    Disclosures:
    Proprietor, ACF Custom
    Imagine the sound if he used a vibrator instead. THAT... would be a noise project.

    I'd buy that for $40, though.
     
  9. Best dildo for metal: metal
     
  10. Yeah, for 40$ you've got some replacement strings and pups!
    Not a bad deal! :D
     
  11. penguineman

    penguineman

    Feb 11, 2012
    kansas
    Ok I'm sitting here reading this all out loud and my wife is just a laughing her self silly. man it could sell for 3 times as much if it just came with the metal dildo. LOL
     
  12. :bassist:

    :D
     
  13. cdef

    cdef

    Jul 18, 2003
    NET
    Paging Walter Becker...
     
  14. GrumpiusMaximus

    GrumpiusMaximus I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe

    Mar 11, 2013
    Kent, United Kingdom
    I need this thing in my life. I'm seriously considering building one!
     
  15. For that sort of money, I'd buy that as well. It may not be worth anything but the giggles for a few weeks, and then strip it down for parts for when the neighbour's kid pops round and says "Have you got a spare tuning post?" (or similar).
     
  16. GrumpiusMaximus

    GrumpiusMaximus I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe

    Mar 11, 2013
    Kent, United Kingdom
    It would cost something like £180 to build something equivalent in the UK, if you did it properly. Well worth the asking price!
     
  17. gjbassist

    gjbassist Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2005
    Kansas City, MO
    Ha Ha! I was wondering if someone would make a Steely Dan reference.
     
  18. it might only be a plank with some wiring and strings, but it is definitely worth 40 bucks to the right guy.
     
  19. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    on this forum, I think we're all the right guy for 40 bucks
     



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