Here's a one of a kind bass

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  1. TinyE

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  2. M0ses

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    I.....would definitely buy that. Definitely.
     
  3. TurkeypillSLEEP

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    For $40??? I'd be on it like white on rice. If only it came with the metal dildo... then it would REALLY sing.
     
  4. lowphatbass

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    I would definitely hit that for $40. You could sell the tuners for $.01 each and still make money.
     
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  6. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative Supporting Member

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    He played that by using a metal dildo? Hell I don't even want that in my state.
     
  7. gjbassist

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    Wait what? All those years playing slide guitar with a glass slide or a beer bottle and I could have been using a metal dildo instead!
     
  8. rojo412

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    Imagine the sound if he used a vibrator instead. THAT... would be a noise project.

    I'd buy that for $40, though.
     
  9. bassteban

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    Best dildo for metal: metal
     
  10. BioWeapon

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    Yeah, for 40$ you've got some replacement strings and pups!
    Not a bad deal! :D
     
  11. penguineman

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    Ok I'm sitting here reading this all out loud and my wife is just a laughing her self silly. man it could sell for 3 times as much if it just came with the metal dildo. LOL
     
  12. pudgychef

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    :bassist:

    :D
     
  13. cdef

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    Paging Walter Becker...
     
  14. GrumpiusMaximus

    GrumpiusMaximus I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe Supporting Member

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    I need this thing in my life. I'm seriously considering building one!
     
  15. SeanNeedham

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    For that sort of money, I'd buy that as well. It may not be worth anything but the giggles for a few weeks, and then strip it down for parts for when the neighbour's kid pops round and says "Have you got a spare tuning post?" (or similar).
     
  16. GrumpiusMaximus

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    It would cost something like £180 to build something equivalent in the UK, if you did it properly. Well worth the asking price!
     
  17. gjbassist

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    Ha Ha! I was wondering if someone would make a Steely Dan reference.
     
  18. UK Philip

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    it might only be a plank with some wiring and strings, but it is definitely worth 40 bucks to the right guy.
     
  19. wild4oldcars

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    on this forum, I think we're all the right guy for 40 bucks
     

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