How much to wear a Justin Bieber face implant for a year?

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  1. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    No poll. You can quote your price here if you would do it.

    Me?

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR WORM INFESTED MIND? (That means no I wouldn't do it. ;))
     
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    I'd do it for $50.

    -Mike
     
  3. Philonius

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    I'll do it for the chicks.
     
  4. tastybasslines

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    Free. Imagine all the tail you would get.
     
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    They would be VERY young chicks.....
     
  7. Jim Nazium

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    Probably not much, because the typical Bieber fan is about 13 years old.
     
  8. bassinplace

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    Ok, now you're just scaring me, Slobake. :p
     
  9. slobake

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    Okay, how about an Anthony Hopkins face impant, Arnold Schwarzenegger pectoral implants and a Donald Trump hair implant?
    Maybe throw in a beaver's tale as well.
     
  10. 1958Bassman

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    Until it starts to rot, then it weeds out the squeamish and THAT'S when you see who really wants you for who you are.
     
  11. bassinplace

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    Well at least maybe the beaver's tail could be used to build a place to sleep out in the woods.
     
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  13. slobake

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    I can't believe we grossed you out. How is that possible?
     
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    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

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    Pop star faces are geometric mating calls to endangered sewer dinosaurs. Just look at Gaga next to a pterodactyl.
     
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    tastybasslines Supporting Member

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    There are lots of girls fans over 18.
     
  16. Immigrant

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    Are we talking a futuristic face transplant like 'Face Off' or simply wearing the dude's face like Anthony Hopkins did in 'Silence'? I'd totally wear his bloody face like a mask until the stench got to me. Or if its the futuristic method, yes I'd do that also. Either would be a vast improvement.

    On a lighter note, I hope they perfect the face transplant surgery. The ones that have been accomplished are better than what the recipient had before, but a far cry from not being stare worthy.
     
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    I am holding out for ram horns.
     
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    ^ Nick Cage? My life would be far more exciting anyway.
     
  19. bassteban

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    My thoughts exactly. I'd be willing to pay
     

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