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I just survived a Leprechaun attack

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tastybasslines, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    After learning from Pacojas that Sasquatches are real, I decided to go leprechaun hunting in the parking garage and see if they might truly exist as well. Well, I saw one! You can't see it in the video, but I swear I saw it! They don't live at the end of rainbows, they live in parking garages and sewers! Just as I was tracking him down to the vent, he eluded my pursuit and got behind me and viciously attacked me. Yes, I am OK. I threw him off my back and kicked him in the face, however, he got some sort of green drool on my dress shirt. I am a true believer now. I am going to take this video to the authorities and see if I can enlist their help in tracking down this vicious mongrel!

    http://youtu.be/k4qqyqzXUdw
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    Leprechauns love P-basses...and will go to any length to acquire one......even if it means stealing one from somebody.

    Probably in the garage casing the place for basses left in gig bags in cars......
  4. elgecko

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    He was probably just trying to protect his pot of gold...or bowl of Lucky Charms.

    :bag:
  5. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    Sure and you know I think you been hittin' the pot-o-gold again lad.
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    They are easy to keep in line once you know the trick, just send a note to this guy and he'll make sure they behave...

    [​IMG]
  7. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    Ha ha - this is what sobriety has done to me.
  8. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

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    With such solid evidence I'd be going to Animal Planet looking to cut a TV series deal. :D
  9. slobake

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    I saw one too last St. Patrick's day.

    [​IMG]
  10. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    That, friends, is why dogs bite humans.

    -Mike
  11. Darth Handsome

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    Leprechauns are blurry.
  12. slobake

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    It was from a site called embarrasing costumes.:p
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    Thank you, kind sir, for this warning. This convincing video has now also made a believer out of me.
  14. Hopkins

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    I was attacked by a mermaid one time. I was swimming in the gulf and it threw a conch shell at me.
  15. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME! Supporting Member

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    they live in parking garages and sewers now???!!! oh man, i guess the
    "creature" got em.
  17. bkbirge

    bkbirge Supporting Member

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    It's the recession, it's hit the fairy kingdom especially hard.

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  18. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks. Supporting Member

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    Unfortunately, I am unable to either verify or refute your claim of capturing a leprechaun on video because of your poor decision to film vertically. Please reshoot in a horizontal orientation and resubmit.
  19. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    The tension was high as it was a dangerous undertaking. I wasn't thinking straight.
  20. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    This may be a neat video, but nowhere near as epic as SpankyPant's adventures. Nice try though buddy. :D

    -Mike

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