If Eric Cartman was your son

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  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Supporting Member

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    How would you handle a youngster like Eric Cartman if he was your son? I thought the Cesar Millan approach was promising. If Eric was my son I probably would have tried returning him back to the stork or cabbage patch:p
  2. Thomas Kievit

    Thomas Kievit Thou shall not F*** up the groove Supporting Member

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    I think he would run so fast for me, he would lose 20 kg in 1 week xD
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    He'd get the soap treatment for that dirty mouth. Just like me and Ralphie did.

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  4. jmattbassplaya

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    36th trimester abortion :bag:
  5. Mike in Chicago

    Mike in Chicago Supporting Member

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    He already is
  6. rr5025

    rr5025

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    Tenorman? You're alive?
  7. Phalex

    Phalex Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. Supporting Member

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    If Eric Cartman was my son, that would mean my wife was a w***e.
  8. BioDriver

    BioDriver A Cinderella story Supporting Member

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    If young Mr. Cartman were my child he'd get the same punishment I did for doing the same shenanigans he did (at least in the first few seasons)

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  9. carlthegroover

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    That little foul-mouthed brat? I'd probably disown him... Or if I had the ability of precognition I wouldn't procreate to begin with. No kid of mine would mean no risk of having a Cartman.
  10. Geroi Asfalta

    Geroi Asfalta

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    If Cartman was my kid, I'd grind his pet pig into chili and feed it to him.
  11. jp58

    jp58

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    +1. The key would would be "was" my son.
  12. kingpin2512

    kingpin2512

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    Say I'm going on vacation and never return.
  13. Dale D Dilly

    Dale D Dilly Monster Supporting Member

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    I'd let the Visitors keep him.
  14. buzzbass

    buzzbass Supporting Member

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    I'd break my foot off in his arse
  15. Eric Perry

    Eric Perry

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    Work in mental health for 20 years or so, specializing in adolescents. After that, you'd welcome a Cartman as your son!
  16. macaroni tony

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    it wouldn't happen...Cartman would know to respect my authoritah. He'd be hella cool
  17. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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    Id hold Clydefrog ransom until he complied.
  18. fjadams

    fjadams Supporting Member

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    I didn't get Cartman for a son, but bad luck for them, my parents did.

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