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If Jeff Foxworthy played bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dbase, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA
    If you only know the first four strings on a guitar E,A,D,G..
    You must be a bass player.
    If you have to mortgage your house, wife and kids to buy the biggest bass amp in the world,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you stand in the back of the stage while the guitard player gets all the chicks in the front row,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you like playing Brown Eyed Girl every set,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you think getting GAS is more important than getting ASS,
    You must be a bass player
    If you don't know what instrument Jeff Beck plays,
    You must be a bass player

    Feel free to add....
     
  2. HolmeBass

    HolmeBass Supporting Member

    Jan 18, 2007
    Charlottesville, VA
    If you've written only one good joke, but somehow still made a career out of it,
    You must be Jeff Foxworthy.
     
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  3. Marial

    Marial They make pills for that, right? Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 8, 2011
    Emerald City
    If Jeff Foxworthy were a bass player he'd play a gravy-colored cowpoke.
     
  4. rust_preacher

    rust_preacher

    Dec 17, 2009
    Finland
    If you are a living proof of the "guys with bigger strings on their guitars..." adage,
    Then you must be a bass player.
     
  5. GlennW

    GlennW

    Sep 6, 2006
    If your amp is too big to fit in the back of your pickup truck,
    You might be a bass player.
     
  6. kdogg

    kdogg

    Nov 13, 2005
    Ohio
    If your instrument requires a thousand watts to be heard over the rest of the band, you might be a bass player.
     
  7. I'd be willing to bet Foxworthy is probably sick to death of the redneck bit. I'm pretty sure he hasn't done it in ages.
     
  8. MrMeacham

    MrMeacham

    Nov 5, 2006
    If the only G string you fondle all night is on your guitar.....you must be a bass player.
     
  9. shawshank72

    shawshank72

    Mar 22, 2009
    Canada
    So true it isnt funny.
     
  10. GlennW

    GlennW

    Sep 6, 2006
    If the girls want to sit on your cab, but not your face,
    You might be a bass player.
     
  11. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA
    While you noodle the "B" string for them.
     



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