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If Jeff Foxworthy played bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dbase, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

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    If you only know the first four strings on a guitar E,A,D,G..
    You must be a bass player.
    If you have to mortgage your house, wife and kids to buy the biggest bass amp in the world,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you stand in the back of the stage while the guitard player gets all the chicks in the front row,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you like playing Brown Eyed Girl every set,
    You must be a bass player.
    If you think getting GAS is more important than getting ASS,
    You must be a bass player
    If you don't know what instrument Jeff Beck plays,
    You must be a bass player

    Feel free to add....
  2. HolmeBass

    HolmeBass

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    If you've written only one good joke, but somehow still made a career out of it,
    You must be Jeff Foxworthy.
  3. Marial

    Marial Proud Papa-to-be Supporting Member

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    If Jeff Foxworthy were a bass player he'd play a gravy-colored cowpoke.
  4. rust_preacher

    rust_preacher Supporting Member

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    If you are a living proof of the "guys with bigger strings on their guitars..." adage,
    Then you must be a bass player.
  5. iridiumrocks

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  6. GlennW

    GlennW Supporting Member

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    If your amp is too big to fit in the back of your pickup truck,
    You might be a bass player.
  7. kdogg

    kdogg

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    If your instrument requires a thousand watts to be heard over the rest of the band, you might be a bass player.
  8. C.Linton

    C.Linton Supporting Member

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    I'd be willing to bet Foxworthy is probably sick to death of the redneck bit. I'm pretty sure he hasn't done it in ages.
  9. MrMeacham

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    If the only G string you fondle all night is on your guitar.....you must be a bass player.
  10. shawshank72

    shawshank72 Supporting Member

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    So true it isnt funny.
  11. GlennW

    GlennW Supporting Member

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    If the girls want to sit on your cab, but not your face,
    You might be a bass player.
  12. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

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    While you noodle the "B" string for them.

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