If you could have a supernatural bass playing ability, what would it be?

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  1. WilliamSandoval

    WilliamSandoval

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    Bass never goes out of tune, your amp magically EQs it's self to any tone you want, switch from rounds to flats with a push of a button, never get fatigued, etc.
  2. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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    The ability to levitate as I play. What an awesome stage show I could put together!
  3. Waffles and Scotch

    Waffles and Scotch

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    The ability to sing while playing.
  4. Auguste

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    X2
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  6. PlungerModerno

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    This.

    And the ability to control the entire rooms sound to make it consistent . . . and Eq'd to be great (i.e. bass heavy).

    Oh and have full control of my voice (I'd have to train to do backing vocals :ninja:).


    Being able to play a whole lot better would be useful.
  7. droo46

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    I DO NOT NEED A MICROPHONE!

  8. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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  9. bluesblaster

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    to become invisible and then reappear behind or in front of someone in the audience or in diffrent locations around the room
  10. BlacksHole

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    Perfect ear.
  11. Raymeous

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    Although I could definitely learn more or "fix" more about myself...

    My ultimate bass "superpower" would be the ability to put a band together with players that can actually play, who do their homework at HOME, are not complete knuckleheads (clean version), that get along, show up consistantly and on time, that don't fool around with anyones girl other than their own, and write well together. After all that (the impossible dream) the rest doesn't really matter! :hyper:
  12. Geroi Asfalta

    Geroi Asfalta

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    To be able to play any bass at full speed, not matter how high the action is
  13. Tupac

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    NO RINGING STRINGS!
  14. curbowkid

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    To be able to play like any bassist I wanted.
  15. LAG

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    To be able to play like Pino, lol.
  16. Bryann

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    Create awesome bass lines on the spot.
  17. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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    How long have you been playing Bryann? I bet you can already do that.
  18. willbassyeah

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    Victor Wooten fingers dextirity, that's all I need
  19. bassfran

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    The ability to get drummers to naturally play the correct tempo/feel/groove for the song every time without fail.
  20. otherclef

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    yes.. Yes... YES!!!!! :hyper:
  21. ThudThudThud

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    The ability to make bar patrons step aside graciously, and not get upset because I'm hauling equipment in their direction - even though it is they who are blocking the way to or from the stage...

    It would be mad skillz.

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