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Logical thought provokers - post 'em if you got 'em

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassybill, Dec 7, 2013.

  1. bassybill

    bassybill The smooth moderator... Supporting Member

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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says, "So, three beers, guys?"

    The first logician says "Er... I dunno." The second says " I don't know, either." The third says "Yes - we all want beers, please."

    :ninja:
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  3. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Don't be ludicrous Supporting Member

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    My brain hurts.
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    Sharknose79 UNPAID greenboy/fEARful endorser Supporting Member

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    aaaaaaaaannddd noooooow .... thee architect sketch !!!
  6. Downunderwonder

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    I'm wit stupid.
  7. Jim Nazium

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    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have a beer", the second one says "I'll have half a beer", the third one says "I'll have a quarter of a beer", etc.

    The bartender pours two beers and says "You guys should know your limits."
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    If oil comes from dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, does that mean toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs?
  9. elgecko

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    Rene Descartes walks into a bar and proceeded to get hammered. After his eleventh beer, the bartender asked if he wanted another to which Rene replied "I think not". Then he vanished into thin air.
  10. GrumpiusMaximus

    GrumpiusMaximus I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe Supporting Member

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    You watched that documentary too. At least it wasn't just me!
  11. 96tbird

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    A man walking on the beach hears sobbing. He rounds a dune and there's Steven Hawking crying. "What's wrong Dr Hawking?" he asks.

    "I haven't been screwed since my last divorce in 2006. I'm aging and don't know how much longer I have what with my affliction and related health problems." his computer squawked out for him.

    The man picks the good doctor up and throws him in the ocean. "There you are," he shouts, "now you're screwed!"


    -Thanks to DR Hawking's revelations I don't have to worry about burning in hell for that.
  12. duff beer

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    Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
  13. GK Growl

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    Aren't the fossils in fossil fuels mostly plant matter, algae-like life forms?
  14. Ocean Man

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    I'm using this in my calc II class next semester!
  15. P. Aaron

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    Mini skirts & high heels on babes. Do you need any more than that?
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    Stinsok Supporting Member

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    When I was very small, I thought this was a cool idea.
  17. two fingers

    two fingers Loud Mouth Know It All Blowhard Gold Supporting Member

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    Now that's funny! What's also funny is that my wife (a doctor) didn't get it.
  18. Downunderwonder

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    Ok, got it. All I got in return involves nuns in a shower and a question of missing soap, punchline not TB safe.
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    I'd like to know if the flavor's intensity follows the inverse square law, the way sound does when the distance doubles. Also, does the flavor intensify if it's thrown in the drinker's face because of the Doppler Effect?
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    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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