Lost a bet, got a Brazilian

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  1. CrashClint

    CrashClint I Play Bass therefore I Am Gold Supporting Member

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    Ok, thought I had a sure bet, the stakes rose and I threw down the Brazilian Gauntlet to my friends, I just knew I was right. Well, as the title states, I lost.

    I was terrified nervous, the main thing going through my mind, "What if I embarrass myself during the wax?". I can honestly say, there is nothing sexual about getting a Brazilian, just the opposite, it is kind of painful. The girl doing the wax was very sweet and professional, made me feel at ease the whole time. I am not sure I would do it again but it really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
     
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    DeathFromBelow Never Forget. Gold Supporting Member

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    So now you're a porn star?
     
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    If you're gonna do POV, hold the stupid camera steady.
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... me thinks someone might have lost on purpose cause he wanted an excuse to go all porn star, just sayin. Why would anyone suggest such a thing if you werent curious ? maybe just the alcohol talking there ? anyway, it will probably itch like hell when it starts growing back in. Hope you have a significant other that appreciates it, otherwise kind of a waste.
     
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    I know right? COME ON PEOPLE! It ain't that hard. (That's what she said) :atoz:
     
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    She never said that to me ;)
     
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    Yeah, roofies will do that. :bag:
     
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    My thoughts as well. I'll go double or nothing with you on the Superbowl I have DVR'd for a special occasion. I think the Broncos will blowout Seattle by at least 20. I hope I don't lose, I'd hate to have to have such clean, inviting, touchable junk.:|
     
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    DeathFromBelow Never Forget. Gold Supporting Member

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    What, like a shaved rat? :p
     
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    Beat me to it. Happy trails, OP!
     
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    Shaved rats are still stubbly. You have to get below the skin level to really get that rat feeling satisfying.:|
     
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    Below the skin? I'll just stick with the natural look, slightly trimmed. I am European, after all. :D
     
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    Because "slightly trimmed" is the most natural way for pubic hair to be styled.:|
     
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    Meh, natural schmatural. Can't really see how looking like a newborn is any more natural though... :p
     
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    I was mostly pointing out that they're all equally "natural" or "unnatural." There us no divine guidance on kosher genital hair styling to my knowledge. Do what you like, there's no right or wrong.:p
     
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    Yeah, I know, it's Friday night, and it's just the beer talkin'.

    Like I've stated before, I'm a nihilist. So "meh, whatever" is pretty much the gospel that I live by. :D
     
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    Be a sport Al! :D


    I keep the Poodle trimmed, bald, not so much.
     

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