Lucky Bass Player

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  1. gerry grable

    gerry grable Supporting Member

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    Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player...

    Published February 2009

    LOUISVILLE, KY - The day after "The Academy Is" concert, Victoria Jorgensen, 22, was terrified to realize that she had accidentally slept with the band's bass player - mistaking him for someone important in the
    band. "I can't believe how stupid I was," said Jorgensen. "I mean, I went up to the guy and was like 'are you in the band' and he was all like, 'yeah, I'm in the band' so I did him. Then this morning I was telling my friends and I realized he was just the bass player. This happens to me all the time."

    Jorgensen plans to do more research before sleeping with another band member.

    "This won't happen again," said Jorgensen. "If I'm going to sleep with someone, they'd better be important. I mean, I could find someone here in town as important as a bass player."

    Adam Siska, "The Academy Is" bass player, was unavailable for comment.
     
  2. GhostKey

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    A friend showed me this today. Haha :p
     
  3. Fez1

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    This reminds me of the old Philly Orchestra train tours. We used to have groupies back then too. I wonder how many found out I was only a substitute.
     

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