Man Slides His Trombone And Kills Musician In Front Of Him!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Whousedtoplay, Nov 20, 2013.

  1. Whousedtoplay


    May 18, 2013
  2. Now that's what i would call an idiot.
  3. domdec314

    domdec314 Supporting Member

    Mar 9, 2008
    Vero Beach, Florida
  4. hdracer

    hdracer Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    Anyone that has ever played a trombone knows that the slide is made of thin brass and very fragile.
    I don't care how hard you hit someone with it, the only thing that will die will be the slide.
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  6. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA

    That's the part that brought it into Onion territory!
  7. JellinWellen


    Oct 18, 2012
    Houston Tx
    I got hit in the head by trombones all of the time when I was in highschool during marching season. In fact one incident I remember being in the middle of the show and one of the color guard ( flag twirlers), smacked me right in the face with the end of the metal pole of her flag while I was marching and playing. Looks like I'm lucky to be alive?
  8. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    When I was a teen there was a rumor going around that the Grateful Dead's wall of sound killed someone who got too close to it.
  9. xk49w

    xk49w Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2008
    Oh, that was Weekly World, that of "Famed Psychic's Head Explodes" and other stupendous headlines.
  10. halfjackson


    Feb 19, 2010
    Boston, MA
    A snake and a trombonist were both hit by a car. What's the difference? The snake was on his way to a gig.
  11. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    A guy died in our band once, after he was hit in the head with my wife's withering glare.
  12. SactoBass

    SactoBass There are some who call me.......Sactobass

    Jul 8, 2009
    Sacramento California
    I hope my wife doesn't see this thread. I told her I quit flying Cessnas and riding Harleys because they were dangerous hobbies and that she doesn't need to worry now that I am only playing music. :meh:

    (True story!)
  13. jgroh

    jgroh Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    I wonder if that trombone was rusty???
  14. jamro217


    Apr 12, 2013
    After reading these articles, I'm glad I play a safe instrument like the bass. Just let me hoist it up the stairs at our next gig and...Whoa!!! Splat!
  15. graver555


    Nov 6, 2012
    Monticello IN
    That sounds like a challenge to me.....