Mark's experience at "Girls Night"

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  1. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    Hey DUDES,

    So, My girlfriend is having a girls night. I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO issue with this. However, the estrogen level is huge. Despite I know all of these girls from work, and they are all super cool, I am the only guy.

    So, I have hibernated to my room, gin and tonic in hand (Disappearing quickly) to my talkbass bros.

    So, whats up?
  2. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    Update 1: I've made two posts on TB, and my drink is empty.
    Damn.
  3. ZenG

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    You made a wise choice......they will be in a dimension that you cannot possibly comprehend nor understand.
  4. seang15

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    Lots of girls, and you're on TB!?? Dude....
  5. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

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    Go into the hallway for a quick sec, listen in, and tell us what they are talking about.
  6. Frozen J

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    ^ lmao! And chance of 'spicing it up' tonight?
  7. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    I can hear what they're talking about. Movies or some thing. I don't know. Updates to come. I'm gonna brave to pee, and refill my drink.
  8. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem. Gold Supporting Member

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    Are they "woo girls?"
  9. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    I'm dedicated to my job.

    Disclaimer: I don't get paid for this. My only reward is the constant phone notifications i get from reported posts. Thanks guys.
  10. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    Update: talking about edina menzel and how recent performances aren't that good.

    Also, I have NO idea how this came about. Totally out of context.

    Im probably going to fire up pokemon on netflix soon.
  11. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    Update: I don't have netflix on my computer. I might just opt for dying instead.
  12. tastybasslines

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    You can use my account if you want.
  13. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Moderator Supporting Member

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    Nah I got to install it.
    Super lazy.
    I do have Oblivion on my mac though...

    Thanks for the offer though.
  14. elgecko

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    I'm playing in a musical right now and there's a LOT of dialogue. :meh:
  15. hover

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    Start ordering pizzas for them, with really awful topping combinations....and feign ignorance when the delivery guy comes.

    Put itching powder in their sleeping bags.
    Ruin the endings to all the Hugh Grant movies they planned to watch.
  16. fmoore200

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    Part two of this thread could be titled (if you play your cards right):

    "How Mark Wilson became Caligula"

    :p
  17. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Supporting Member

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    If there are ten girls there, at least two won't be wearing undies - your job is to find out which two, and report back to us alive.
  18. tastybasslines

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    Bake them some cookies with ExLax tablets baked into each one. They will think you are amazing!
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    how many sandwiches have they made you so far?
  20. Milk

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    Pretty sure you mean Adele Dazeem.




    (obvious I know...I had to I had to...)

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