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Men: How Much to Wear Breast Implants for a Year?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tastybasslines, Feb 4, 2014.


How much would it take?

Poll closed Feb 14, 2014.
  1. 0-5K

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  2. 5K-25K

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. 25-50K

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. 50-100K

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  5. 100-150K

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  6. 150K-250K

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  7. 250K or more

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    How much would it take for you to wear breast implants for a year? At least a "C" cup.

    I'd do it for about 150K. I'd probably stay home all year, and just order things from Amazon to my house. I'd play tons of video games and live like a hermit before time was up and I'd have to take them out.
     
  2. capnjim

    capnjim

    Mar 13, 2008
    I could never afford 150K. I could probably come up with a few hundred bucks.
     
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  4. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    San Franciscco, CA
    I'm not man enough to accept that challenge. :p
     
  5. I might consider it, but like you said I'd rarely leave the house, if at all. It'd have to be 250K minimum. Lots of time to shed! :bassist: (<--add boobs on emoticon)
     
  6. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens
    I'd assume the sick bastard making the dare would stipulate that you can't stay home for the year or wear baggy sweatshirts when you do go out. But yeah, I'd go hermit and practice bass for a year in my apartment for $250K.
     
  7. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
  8. Mktrat

    Mktrat Wait. What? Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2013
    Berkley, MI
    Would they be look natural?
    What about scarring?


    :bag:
     
  9. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    You mean I'd get paid PLUS I wouldn't have the added expense of keeping the girlfriend around?

    Where do I sign up?!
     
  10. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I knew someone might actually enjoy them.

    I admit, they would probably be fun for a while until the novelty wore off and then they would just be heavy.
     
  11. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    They would look fantastic.
     
  12. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    I wouldn't do it.

    Elective surgery simply isn't for me.
     
  13. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    To paraphrase Neil Diamond:

    "They ain't heavy, they're my manboobs."
     
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    What if there was no drawback?
     
  15. bkbirge

    bkbirge

    Jun 25, 2000
    Houston, TX
    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Steak n Shake

    After a year of that lifestyle you might find when you take them out that they are still there.
     
  16. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    San Franciscco, CA
    I hear breast reduction surgery is very painful.
     
  17. Oh wait, I misread the op. I was thinking just wearing fake ones like a prosthetic attachment, not surgical implants. In that case, no, I wouldn't do it. I greatly fear the thought of going under the knife for any reason. I certainly wouldn't do it for something that superfluous.
     
  18. Dave W

    Dave W Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2007
    White Plains
    For a year with no drawbacks? It would have to be a helluva lot, like multi millions of dollars. Even then I'm not sure I'd do it.

    I'd assume that is for cutting out real human tissue, not taking out a water balloon.
     
  19. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    San Franciscco, CA
    Good point
     
  20. Herbie Chesnutt

    Herbie Chesnutt Supporting Member

    If I could get three then I'd do it for free.
     
  21. Herbie Chesnutt

    Herbie Chesnutt Supporting Member

    Are yo kidding me? I'd rock the hell out of my new rack. Might even help my music career.

    "She's ugly as sin, can't play for s___, but look at those tits."

    "You're in. We practice on Wednesdays."
     



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