More old hit songs renamed

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  1. Richland123

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    More old hit songs renamed

    Some old music artists are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    The Beatles ---
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

    The Bee Gees ---
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

    Procol Harum---
    A Whiter Shade Of Hair

    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

    Abba---
    Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore---
    It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last, but NOT least:

    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again
     
  2. Auguste

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    Absolutely fantastic

    Family and friends on vacation and I just read it to them

    We all laughed so hard we had tears

    We are all 60 plus and can appreciate the humor and remember the original lyrics

    Many many thanks
     
  3. Stumbo

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    Johnny Cash--
    I Can't See the Line

    Jimi Hendrix--
    Purple Haze (oh, yeah, that one doesn't need changing) :)

    Beatles--
    I Saw Her Sitting There
    (Will You Still Love Me) Since I'm Sixty Four
    Night Tripper
    Can't Drive My Car
    Stand Back
    I am the Crawlrus
    Hello?, Goodbye? Eh, What did you say?
    The Long and Winding Load
    Flaxman
    Flowdown
    Shout (doesn't need changing)


    Beach Boys--
    Stoop John B
     
  4. iridiumrocks

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    Aerosmith

    Walker This Way
    Sleep Emotion
    Dream On (and On and On...)
    Same Old Story (no change needed)
    Wheelchair Kept a Rollin'
     
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  6. Munjibunga

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  7. GlennW

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    Stones - "Let's Take A Nap Together"
     
  8. Gazman

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    Led Zeppelin
    I can't hear you baby
    Cashmere
    Going to Florida

    Many others don't need changing:
    Ramble on
    Dazed and confused
    Custard pie
    Stairway to heaven...
     

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