My Sister is Ticked at me

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  1. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

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    Hah! Party at her house lat night. My ear is really plugged up from a cold I am getting over. Bothered me. I dug out huge chunk of ear wax. Sneakily put it on a lit candle on the dining room table. It stank (more than I thought it would). Others got hit by it also and made remarks. She accused me. I denied and accused her of getting cheap Chinese-made candles, but she ain't buying that and it made her MORE pissed. She is seriously pissed off.
    My bro-in-law is STILL laughing and trying to get me to admit. I will not admit as SHE is still pissed.


    Childish---yes.

    Hilarious---Hell, yes.

    Remorse---not a drop.
     
  2. pauliepaulie

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    What an absolutely hilarious person you are. You must be fending off a multitude of party invitations.

    paulie
     
  3. mellowinman

    mellowinman Guaranteed to break the Ice at Naughty Parties Supporting Member

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    She should have kicked your ass.
     
  4. MEKer

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    She probably could---she's close to 300 lbs.
     
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  6. skwee

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    Um. You lied and are still trying to get out of it. Yep. You gotta apologize. :ninja:
     
  7. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

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    No----she might kick my ass.

    As I said before, she is big---I mean BIG---I think she uses rolls of kitchen paper towels as TP. She's so big, she has a part-time job as a test weight to calibrate those roadside truck scales. I think she gets paid by the pound, not by the hour.
     
  8. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS * Supporting Member

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    Troll warning. Or if not a troll maybe it's an ogre.

    If that actually happened, go be a man and apologize to your sister.
     
  9. 96tbird

    96tbird This Indian movie is really boring man.

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  10. pica

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    I don't blame her, I'd be ticked too.
     
  11. Duuuuuuuuuude

    Duuuuuuuuuude

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    Yeah, my friend's wife always gets pissed at me whenever I fart. She's not joking at all. She threatened to kick me out of her house the other night. I was like "what? I was sharing! I thought you'd enjoy it. I though it would brighten your day. Who doesn't like funny noises?"
     
  12. bass_case

    bass_case Used Register Supporting Member

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    Bring a dog next time, you can then fart/poop/burn wax with impunity. A baby works well, too.
     
  13. DwaynieAD

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    that's pretty freaking disgusting
     
  14. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative Supporting Member

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    Leave me outta this one. I just fart and blame it on the dog. My sister doesn't have a dog...
     
  15. petrus61

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    That's just disgusting and only someone with a history of smearing their bodily fluids on things (sure sign of mental illness) would find that funny, let alone get the idea to do it.


    I can't believe I posted in this thread.
     
  16. Bass_Thumper

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    You can really get "chunks" of earwax out of your ears?!? Q-tips are readily available my friend.
     
  17. bassyboy

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    why would you even post this, yes your a idiot..
     
  18. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow Never Forget. Banned

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    Wow, tough croud. At least the OP doesn't take himself as seriously as certain others.
     
  19. bassinplace

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    That's nasty. I fail to see the humor in it, but whatever melts yer butter, or in this case, ear wax. I do feel kinda bad for your sister though. I'm sure she thinks you're a huge pain in the ass, and not in a funny way. You should probably consider being a bit nicer to your sis.
     
  20. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow Never Forget. Banned

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    Yes, the OP must surely be a horrible, horrible person.
    I'm sure he also beats his wife, tortures small animals and denies the holocaust ever happened.
     
  21. slobake

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    I think the candle thing is funny but if your sister hears about these comments I wouldn't blame her for planting her boot in your rectum. Dude it's your sister. I hope you are making this up. How about showing her a little love and respect, she could probably use some of that.
    Okay, I'll get off my soapbox now.
     

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