Hah! Party at her house lat night. My ear is really plugged up from a cold I am getting over. Bothered me. I dug out huge chunk of ear wax. Sneakily put it on a lit candle on the dining room table. It stank (more than I thought it would). Others got hit by it also and made remarks. She accused me. I denied and accused her of getting cheap Chinese-made candles, but she ain't buying that and it made her MORE pissed. She is seriously pissed off. My bro-in-law is STILL laughing and trying to get me to admit. I will not admit as SHE is still pissed. Childish---yes. Hilarious---Hell, yes. Remorse---not a drop.