HAHAHA! My son went on a job interview. The female interviewer asked for a urine sample. He goes in their latrine to comply. But first he has to really do the other thing. Sits on the toilet, doing his business. Then the woman's voice calls out (it HAD to be a good-looking gal) "Do not flush the toilet." (I guess they wanna make sure the sample is not bogus or something.) He thinks---ahhh, jeeezzz He covers the business with toilet paper, unflushed. He comes out, hands over the urine sample and sits down. The lady goes into the bathroom, checks the toilet and my boy hears her say, "Oh, I don't believe it." She comes out, somewhat embarrassed herself, and ends the interview. My boy said he could not get out of there fast enough and felt that his face was burning up. Hahahahah------busted big time. ROFL!