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Naming my Bass

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Unspoken511, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Unspoken511

    Unspoken511

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    What should I make my bass? It's a schecter stiletto extreme 5 string, standard black.
  2. sarcastro83

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    How to name your bass in three easy steps:

    1) Head to your local strip club.

    2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

    3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

    I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".
  3. Staredge

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  4. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    This is pretty good. It's like your "porn name" except only for your bass.

    So all of our basses would be called "Angel" and "Destiny" then? :D
  5. burl0029

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    Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

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  6. rossiman

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    Guy Pratt says that you should name all of your basses "Betsy"
  7. TolerancEJ

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    Good choice, but he did say it was a FIVE string, so I'm thinking Bundy might be a better name.

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  8. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Don't be ludicrous Supporting Member

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  9. TolerancEJ

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  10. klejst

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    Genius! :D
  11. Llaslo

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    Is this a Jayne reference? If so, +1! :D

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