Need Help With Beard "Styling"!

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  1. BayStateBass

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    Okay, leaving myself in the capable hands of my fellow TB'ers.

    So I have this bushy, rather long-ish red beard. I've just been letting it grow but now it's becoming unruly, my wife is at me to trim it, and it's got a bunch of gray mixed in anyway. So I'm considering a new style. But, at 40 years old, and given the fact that my idea of high style is Old Navy jeans and a henley, I'm at a loss as far as what looks decent but not "I'm a 40 year old douche".

    Goatee? Goatee with sideburns? No sideburns? Long goatee?

    Closely trimmed? Like one of those New Country Cowboy beards?

    No beard? Don't know if I can do that....last time I shaved it off my kids laughed at me.....

    Soul patch? Chinnee (Is that what they call it)? Diddler 'stache???

    As far as the rest of me, I'm not in bad shape, a lot of people guess me to be younger, and I usually wear my hair a tad on the short side.

    Help a brother out here.
     
  2. Happynoj

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    Pics or the beard doesn't exist.
     
  3. bassinplace

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    Idk, mine's kinda on the longish side with a quite a bit of grey mixed in, too. I just trim it up with a clippers and a no. 2 attachment whenever I think it's getting a bit on the unruly side. No fuss, no muss.
     
  4. Basshappi

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    DiabolusInMusic Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism Gold Supporting Member

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    What? No mustache option? Cookie dusters are coming back, get on the band wagon!
     
  7. Happynoj

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    This thread needs a poll.
     
  8. BayStateBass

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    Okay. Here are two pics. One is about 6 or 7 years old, me without a beard. The other was taken a little while ago when the beard was in it's formative stages, that is my wife in the picture with me. I do not have a current one, unfortunately.
     

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    Just trim a little.
    Keep it groomed.
    But keep the whole thing.
    Goatee's, chin straps, and soul patches are incorrect.


    Some fathers teach their sons to shave, others teach them to be men.
     
  10. sandmangeck

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    I shampoo and condition mine twice a week. Trim in with a #5 clipper.
     
  11. hover

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    Nuttin wrong with that beard.

    Keep it groomed and neat, and use some good quality beard-oil to keep the beardruff at bay. Something I learned recently myself.
     
  12. slobake

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    My beard used to be the same color as yours, now it's all white. I'm jealous. :crying:
    Do what you like. One of the joys of being a man is facial hair. We can grow it, shave it, trim and try different things. Have fun. If you trim it and it looks terrible you can always shave it off and grow it again.
     
  13. Happynoj

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    +1

    Take it down to 6 or 7mm but keep the whole thing.
     
  14. AaronVonRock

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    Buy some clippers and keep your beard kempt. I bought some small clippers by Braun that are made just for facial hair, maybe $15-$20. I go over my beard once or twice a month so it doesn't get too unruly. Sometimes before a gig, I'll give myself some nice mutton chops and a handlebar, then shave it all off for work on Monday. I'm half ape, so I can grow a full beard back in two weeks.
     
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    Mutton Chops FTW!!!

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  16. Immigrant

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    The beard in the photo on the right is a nice length.

    I started my beard just under a year ago and have only trimmed the sideburns and around the piehole areas. It's getting outta hand. My sibs call me Mr Natural. That's after over 15 years of a shaved head and goatee (I started that trend:p) and I did give myself a haircut once in the past year, and that was a mistake. It looks really, really bad now. Kind of like a Bozo impersonator/pervert in a windowless van.
     
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    She asks me why
    I'm just a hairy guy
    I'm hairy noon and night
    Hair that's a fright
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    Like the Grateful Dead
    Darling

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    Oh say can you see
    My eyes if you can
    Then my hair's too short

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    It stops by itself

    They'll be ga ga at the go go
    When they see me in my toga
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  18. marko138

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    You sound like me and your wife sounds like mine. Let it roll! Resist!

    Or stop washing and combing it like I did. It'll get thick and rough and crazy.

    From august:

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  19. DwaynieAD

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    Mark you ******' scumbag

    same show as mark's in august.
     

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    Man, we are sexy.
     
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