New kind of slap anyone can do...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Russell L, Nov 26, 2012.


  1. Russell L

    Russell L

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    Like this:

    When FOH puts too much bass drum in the mix, walk out there and...SLAP!

    When the guitar player is too loud and deep, turn around and...SLAP!

    When the BL calls out Mustang Sally, go up front and...SLAP!

    When it rains and they don't wanna pay you...SLAP! (make that SLAP, SLAP!).

    When the chick singer, your girlfriend, gets too close to the male singer while singing...SLAP her! Then, SLAP him (aw, well, maybe it isn't his fault---then you get SLAPPED!).

    When you get there and forgot your bass...SLAP! to the forehead!

    What'd I forget...
  2. Russell L

    Russell L

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    Oh yeah, when someone asks if their friend can sit in because he plays "better"...SLAP!!
  3. FloatingHogs

    FloatingHogs

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    And when someone calls your bass a guitar, SLAP! It bothers me so much.

    Well maybe not if its a chick.
  4. funkingroovin

    funkingroovin Conquering A-D-D,and all the other notes as well!

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    When someone requests the Sienfeld theme...SLAP!(preferably w/a keyboard ;))
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  6. mouthmw

    mouthmw Supporting Member

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    Dat ass man. Dat ass!
  7. Russell L

    Russell L

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    Two-handed SLAP!!
  8. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

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    When one of the guitarists is ordering shots before the show

    SLAP!
  9. stingray2112

    stingray2112

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    Yeah...isn't that the bass players job?
  10. FloatingHogs

    FloatingHogs

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    When the guitarist "accidently" plays with distortion on Mr. Tambourine Man...
    SLAP!
  11. Bassmanbob

    Bassmanbob Supporting Member

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    When the drummer forgets to engage his snare before the first song... Slap!

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