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Old farts club

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bmc, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. bmc

    bmc

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    All kinds of clubs here but nothing for us grey haired old guys.

    So, here's the Old Farts Club, for guys and gals over 55. Post to get your number.

    1. bmc
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    55 and over is not Old Fart. Just saying. I'm out!
  3. bmc

    bmc

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    Wise fart, perhaps? Salt and pepper hair with aromatic vapours?

    Work with me.
  4. megafiddle

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    55 is young. If you change it to "grouchy old bass players", you can make me #2.
  5. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    Aromatic vapors? :eyebrow:

    What might that smell like? Wrinkled testicle smell? OMG, I think I just made myself vomit.
  6. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler Supporting Member

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    All my farts are fresh, thank you very much.

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