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Orgasm note???

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Jared21, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. Jared21

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    Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f# ;)
  2. CrispyDelicious

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  3. Smokin' Toaster

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    Since you thought, even for a nanosecond that might have been true...

    I've got the first prototype P-Bass ever built. Wanna buy it for $500 bucks?

    I can also show you the K-Mart where Elvis works.

    :hyper:
  4. sevenyearsdown

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    There's also a note that will make the entire room crap themselves, but you have to have really good sustain, a touch of tube break up, and round wound strings.
  5. P-oddz

    P-oddz Supporting Member

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    I HAVE discovered that note.

    But I'm still waiting on the patent, before I release it to the public. :rollno:
  6. Sizlack

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    watch the howard stern movie private parts for a clue.
  7. Phalex

    Phalex Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. Supporting Member

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    Ahhhh! That clears everything up!! I'm currently using a SS amp and ground rounds. I can manage to get several people close to the stage, and often time the singer to fart, but seem to be having great difficulty making them actually soil themselves.

    What are the best strings for hitting the brown note?
  8. superbassman2000

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    I'd have thought you were waiting on a ransom payment before you release it on the public ;)
  9. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

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    That could work. There are other things you'd have to be doing but a very low frequency wouldn't hurt.
  10. randall p

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    One of my old "band practice groupies" always sat on my 4x10 during practice. :cool: Likewise, a note that makes a woman melt on the spot ain't coming from the bass player. :bag:
  11. Rockingbird

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    All of them, if you do it right.
  12. Dondoh

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    I wrote "I'm off to Vegas with the boys" on a post-it and stuck it on the fridge. I could hear my wife scream as I backed out of the driveway.
    Does that count?
  13. randall p

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    Winning!
  14. j3ss3

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    Actually there could be a frequency which has been proven to be more stimulant then other notes, some study said that most women agreed that 66 Hz(perfectly acheivable on a fretless) is the most pleasant note of the whole spectrum.

    *NOT SAYING WOMEN CUM ON THE SPOT WHEN HEARING THIS FREQUENCY*
  15. sevenyearsdown

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    DUH!
  16. randall p

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    In this case fingerstyle would be much better than using a pick. :p
  17. Saxn

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    FTW! Salute, Dondoh!
  18. pstyle

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    Actually it's a secret chord. What did you think Cohen meant by it pleasing the Lord?

    Sorry was that blasphemous? I'm not terribly religious.
  19. cnltb

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    You came across friends and other bassists?
    What note made you decide on doing that?

    The same may just work for women..
  20. D.M.N.

    D.M.N. Supporting Member

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    Well......I don't think there's a specific note......but I'm fairly certain that if I had my Sunn 2000s cranked up with the bass knob on 10, the bass boost engaged, and played through my 2x15, I could get some ladies pretty close...........or at least cause some internal organs to rupture. It puts out stupid low end.

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