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Pickles and Mustard Thread

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Red Planet, Feb 23, 2014.


  1. Red Planet

    Red Planet

    May 29, 2005
    Everywhere - All The Time
    Disclosures:
    OEM Manufacturing Supplier
    I absolutely love and enjoy TalkBass, it's a great treasure trove of information. That being said I find it hilarious how you can start a thread or ask a question and get every bit of information you did not need and none of what you asked about.

    Example;

    I like pickles and mustard. What do you like about pickles and mustard?

    Answer;

    Ketchup and onions is the greatest. Ketchup and onions are best when used with big buns. I really like ketchup and onions.


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  2. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    Scroo ketchup and onions! I clicked on this thread cause I dig pickles and mustard. Sometimes I make a pickle and mustard sammich if there's no meat around and I dig it.
     
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  4. And, then, there are pickled carrots, too.
     
  5. pipFunk

    pipFunk

    Feb 1, 2005
    What's the best pickle for metal?
     
  6. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I make my own hot mustard and it's almost dangerous. All you have to do is mix mustard flour with vinegar (I like rice vinegar) I to a thin paste, and let it sit in the refrigerator overnight. It'll thicken as it sits, so add more vinegar or water to get the consistency you want, and have at it!
     
  7. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
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  8. Slade N

    Slade N sunn #91 AZ Bands #?

    May 28, 2005
    az
    im a lesbian in a straight mans body
     
  9. Do you really want to get a thread going?

    Stove Top or Mashed Potatoes. Go ahead.
     
  10. Slade N

    Slade N sunn #91 AZ Bands #?

    May 28, 2005
    az
    ....both!
    ... and what potato is best for metal?
     
  11. Beat me to it!

    And the best potato for metal is the red potato. It's like it's been painted with blood. So brootal and kvlt!
     
  12. Also, I prefer German mustard and dill pickle spears.
     
  13. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    Disclosures:
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    There's a restaurant in my neighborhood that specializes in Southern style fried chicken and biscuits, and they make a sandwich that has pickles, mustard, and honey on the fried chicken on a biscuit. Super YUM!
     
  14. I put Yellow Mustard on Tater Tots. My family thinks I'm nuts because Ketchup is for potatoes but I'm an independent thinker.
     
  15. Gaolee

    Gaolee The Fat Violin Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2010
    I don't even like ketchup. Substitute hot sauce for ketchup or you are probably a guitarist. Or something even worse. I can't believe any self respecting bass player would even bring up ketchup.

    Oh, mustard. Right.
     
  16. Since I have no self respect I don't have to worry if anyone cares that I put ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs. (and dill relish if there's any lying around.)
     
  17. deathsdj

    deathsdj

    Sep 18, 2010
    Wichita, KS
    Hot dog relish. Pickles and mustard mixed together.
     
  18. edencab

    edencab

    Aug 14, 2013
    Toronto, On
    :bag:
    on toast, you can put peanut butter with: bananas, or honey or grape jam or raspberry jam or strawberry jam, but not marmalade IMHO AFAIK YMMV........do NOT spread any of the above ingredients with a pick, use your fingers only!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    Pickles and mustard and breasts- oh my!
     
  20. My GF forced me to try a peanut butter and mustard sandwhich since Im a huge PB freak, I wanted to puke just thinking about it. But DANG! Its awesome! Give it a try. Pickles on the side of course.
     
  21. FerK

    FerK

    Dec 11, 2011
    Switzerland
    I read that mustard is great to revive old strings. Just let them marinade in mustard overnight, and you can add pickles to bring back the overtones of when they were new. But it only works if you play fingerstyle. Of course...what kind of player would play with a pick ?
     



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