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Post something entertaining

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by paste, Oct 4, 2013.


  1. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
  2. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    Mushrooms are neat

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  3. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    ^^^^*
    Are the first and last pictures also supposed to look like penises?
     
  4. Umm, they're mushrooms. You're just seeing what you want to see.
     
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  6. Bert Slide

    Bert Slide

    May 16, 2012
    Louisville KY
  7. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
  8. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    It does look a bit phallic.

    That bamboo flute sounds amazing.
     
  9. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.

    Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

    A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

    What's better than winning the silver medal at the Paralympics? Having legs.
     
  10. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    Only twice a year, during an equinox, can you capture an image like this, showing an entire hemisphere bathed in sunlight
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    Clever charity box
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    These guys haven't showered, bathed, washed, nor groomed themselves/clothes in 6 months. 6 month trip through Asia.
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    B/A
     
  11. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2006
    Northern California
    Fixed
     
  12. Dale D Dilly

    Dale D Dilly Monster

    Jul 1, 2008
    My friends just finished a slap stick short video last weekend. It's about two feuding neighbors who wear a little too much protective gear when tending their lawns:

     
  13. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    San Franciscco, CA
    Knock, knock

    Who's there?

    Woo


    WOO HOO! :hyper:
     
  14. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    :D

    Oh were doing knock knock jokes now are we

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting dyslexic cow
    Interrupting dysle-
    OMO!

    Thanks you for entertaining me.
     
  15. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Dec 1, 2008
  16. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
  17. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Dec 1, 2008
  18. Vegan Black Metal Chef
     
  19. Fawkesguy

    Fawkesguy The sea refuses no river. Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2005
    NJ
  20. Fawkesguy

    Fawkesguy The sea refuses no river. Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2005
    NJ
  21. Fawkesguy

    Fawkesguy The sea refuses no river. Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2005
    NJ



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