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  1. paste

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    Mushrooms are neat

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    ^^^^*
    Are the first and last pictures also supposed to look like penises?
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    Umm, they're mushrooms. You're just seeing what you want to see.
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    It does look a bit phallic.

    That bamboo flute sounds amazing.
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    An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.

    Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

    A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

    What's better than winning the silver medal at the Paralympics? Having legs.
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    Only twice a year, during an equinox, can you capture an image like this, showing an entire hemisphere bathed in sunlight
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    Clever charity box
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    These guys haven't showered, bathed, washed, nor groomed themselves/clothes in 6 months. 6 month trip through Asia.
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    B/A
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    Fixed
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    My friends just finished a slap stick short video last weekend. It's about two feuding neighbors who wear a little too much protective gear when tending their lawns:

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    Knock, knock

    Who's there?

    Woo


    WOO HOO! :hyper:
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    :D

    Oh were doing knock knock jokes now are we

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting dyslexic cow
    Interrupting dysle-
    OMO!

    Thanks you for entertaining me.
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    Vegan Black Metal Chef
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