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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 4!!!!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pasta4lnch, Dec 9, 2011.

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  1. pasta4lnch

    pasta4lnch Supporting Member

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    Alright - onto thread 4. . . Lets see those pics!!

    Link to the old thread http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f32/post-your-gig-pics-us-caption-3-a-785391/

    same as before:

    2 rules:

    1- ONLY pics of you or your band (I.E. no complaining and no offense given or taken - this is in HUMOR, play nice!)
    2- Can't comment on too many pics w/o posting some of yourself for us to ridicule! :p



    I don't think I have any more caption worthy gig pics, but here is a studio shot . . . gotta be worth a few clapper jokes!

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  2. Chebass88

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    Can you believe it? Just $5! A real-life hoagie! This long!
  3. Ayce

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    Can you stretch that ending by this much?
  4. chokeslam512

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    In the studio with our biggest fan.
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    I told her it was this long! :eek:
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    [​IMG][/QUOTE]


    See? I told you ... there's that barefooted guy again. How he got into the clip I have no idea!
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    12-9-11 Awake the Night @The Steel Mill

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    TNCreature Jinkies! Supporting Member

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    "f I can just HOLD ON to my head, it won't fly away!
    (Now how am I going to play a bar chord?)"
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    TNCreature Jinkies! Supporting Member

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    A little prayer goes a long way!



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    Hmmm... Now where did I put my beer?
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    [​IMG]


    Oh man ... WHAT was in those brownies? everything is so wobbly! OK now ... steady ... steady ... just gotta concentrate here ....
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    [​IMG]

    As the final notes to "Love Gun" echoed through the auditorium Mike glanced down and thought "and they all said a violin would not work in this tune, I AM a genius!"
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    Guitarist/singer: "I was thinking something. What was I thinking? Oh, yeah. No, wait. What? No."

    Lead guitar: "Oh crap, he's gone into what was I thinking mode. We're gonna be here for DAYS..."

    Drummer: "I know I puked. I can taste it. At least I turned around. Why can't I remember where I... oh no, was I looking up when I did it? I'm not gonna turn around, oh god..."

    Bass Player: "Well, since everyone's flipping out, I may as well noodle. Noodle, noodle. Hey, that's pretty good. We could probably make a song out of that. I would call it 'Rockin in my Birkenstocks,' because I loooove Birkenstocks. Or I could call it the 'Toe Jam,' because that's what I'm smelling... from my Birkenstocks. Yeah."
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    That was awesome! And I love my Birkenstocks! I should write a song about them...yeah!
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    [​IMG][/QUOTE]

    Here we can see Roger practicing his knee drops in the privacy of his own home studio in preparation for his upcoming jazz lounge gig...
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    Lead Guitarist: When the freak is he going to get it through his head I am the lead player in this band an he plays bass!
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