So I had a rehearsal last night for a one-off party gig with a couple bands merged together. Practicing at a church, we were told explicitly to not bring anything except instruments - drum kit on site and mic'd up already, bass amp on site, monitors all set, etc. Rolled up with low expectations and managed to be disappointed even by those when I saw this beauty sitting there, straight out of my nightmares: For those of you unfamiliar, this is one of the worst bass amps Behringer has produced. It starts farting out on low Es and Fs with the master at around 60%. Better yet, it was miced up with a SM57, dangled down from the handle - so the speaker was pointing at the SIDE of the mic... cause, y'know, off-axis rejection isn't a strength of the 57 or anything... Both guitar amps were Line 6s too, of course! Anyone else got any good "Nah, it's cool, just use our gear" stories?