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Quirkiest Country Music Song Titles

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Richland123, Apr 12, 2014.

  1. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
  2. fivestring99

    fivestring99 Old Timer

    Apr 3, 2008
    The Republic Of Texas
    "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone".
     
  3. cdef

    cdef

    Jul 18, 2003
    NET
    Home truths delivered Columbian Egg-style and/or with Moebius-strip twists are a fixture in country songwriting.

    "If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me"
    "She Got The Ring (And I Got The Finger)"
    "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
    "I Still Miss You, Baby (But My Aim's Gettin' Better)"

    I also like "You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly".
     
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2014
  4. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston
    "She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft"
     
  5. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Since you beat me to my first choice I'll have to go with

    "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home"
     
  6. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Since you beat me to my first choice I'm going to go with...

    "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" or "Far Away Eyes"
     
  7. bass12

    bass12 Fueled by chocolate Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2008
    Montreal, Canada
  8. mrpackerguy

    mrpackerguy Supporting Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    Madison, Wisconsin
  9. RDUB

    RDUB Supporting Member

    How about 'Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life'?
     
  10. wrecksE

    wrecksE

    Jan 23, 2007
    Nashville, TN
    Didn't see the Bellamy Bros classic, "If I said You had a Beautiful Body would You Hold it Against Me" or my personal fav from Toby Keith, "I Ain't as Good as I Once Was, But I'm as Good Once as I Ever Was"
     
  11. How Can I Be Over You, if You're Still Under Me?
     
  12. RED J

    RED J Play what you want how you want & quit arggerin ! Supporting Member

    Jan 23, 2000
    Tennessee
    Ha! I watched a guy on a job one day take a quarter out of his pocket and offer it to his buddy who was ranting about something. Lots of folks today won't get it, but at the time "here's a quarter, call someone who cares" was a great way to shut someone up. Is there even such a thing as a payphone anymore ?
     
  13. Winoman

    Winoman

    May 15, 2005
    Vienna, VA
    There was a song by the Red Clay Ramblers, back in the 70s, called "You were only @#$%^&*, while I was making Love." I've got the sheet music for it somewhere! :roflmao:
     
  14. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
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    "Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2.

    I got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinkin' but Lord when I get on that booze.

    I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few.

    Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2."



    -Willie Nelson.
     
  15. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
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    Nobody's mentioned "Why don't we get drunk and screw"...or..."I am my own grandpa"?
     
  16. ggunn

    ggunn

    Aug 30, 2006
    Austin, TX
    "If I'da Kilt Ya When I Met Ya I'd Be Outa Jail By Now"
     



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