Quirkiest Country Music Song Titles

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  1. Richland123

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  2. fivestring99

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  3. cdef

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    Home truths delivered Columbian Egg-style and/or with Moebius-strip twists are a fixture in country songwriting.

    "If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me"
    "She Got The Ring (And I Got The Finger)"
    "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
    "I Still Miss You, Baby (But My Aim's Gettin' Better)"

    I also like "You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly".
     
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    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

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    Since you beat me to my first choice I'll have to go with

    "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home"
     
  7. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

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    Since you beat me to my first choice I'm going to go with...

    "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" or "Far Away Eyes"
     
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    How about 'Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life'?
     
  11. wrecksE

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    Didn't see the Bellamy Bros classic, "If I said You had a Beautiful Body would You Hold it Against Me" or my personal fav from Toby Keith, "I Ain't as Good as I Once Was, But I'm as Good Once as I Ever Was"
     
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    How Can I Be Over You, if You're Still Under Me?
     
  13. RED J

    RED J Play what you want how you want & quit arggerin ! Supporting Member

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    Ha! I watched a guy on a job one day take a quarter out of his pocket and offer it to his buddy who was ranting about something. Lots of folks today won't get it, but at the time "here's a quarter, call someone who cares" was a great way to shut someone up. Is there even such a thing as a payphone anymore ?
     
  14. Winoman

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    There was a song by the Red Clay Ramblers, back in the 70s, called "You were only @#$%^&*, while I was making Love." I've got the sheet music for it somewhere! :roflmao:
     
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    "Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2.

    I got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinkin' but Lord when I get on that booze.

    I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few.

    Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2."



    -Willie Nelson.
     
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    Nobody's mentioned "Why don't we get drunk and screw"...or..."I am my own grandpa"?
     
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