After a very humble fellow just posted that he wasn't selected for a band, it made me recall not getting picked for a band because I am a bigger guy and didn't dress like a hipster (scarfs, vests, fedora's in the summer, etc.). I saw the band a few months later and I blew their selection out of the water. I also didn't get picked one time because I played a Spector and I would "be in the band if I got a P-bass or a Ric". I politely told them to lick my P-Nis. What are your funny rejection stories?