Semi-anonymous rant thread

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  1. bassteban

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    Kvetching here as doing so elsewhere will hurt a butt or two.
    FB movies make me hurl. Well, the one I watched did, and it was a good friend- but Im pretty sure any other will have the same effect. Making my own might fill me w/a strange desire to bury myself.
    Also, the ice-skating Olympic chick has a face three sizes too large for her head.
    Ah, much better.
    :)

    Edit: Oh- and insomnia sucks :atoz:
     
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

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    Which ice skater? Funny you mention it, I saw a standup comic on Arsenio Hall whose head was much, much too large for her body
     
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    Makes it easier to make her bobble head.
     
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  6. bassteban

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    Dunno the girls name- Asian(no offense, Maki :D), scrawny, eyes so widely-spaced that they're nearly on the side. And YES, I am so perfectly-proportioned and Greek-god handsome that I may sit in judgement of all who may deign to skate through my world. :)
     
  7. bassteban

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    Reminds me of a romantic poem I penned in my head last night...

    Roses are red
    Trees are wooden
    Last night sucked
    Because you wouldn't

    :ninja:
     
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  9. bassteban

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    I think my FB movie would suck, thus I shan't do one. You're all welcome ;)
     
  10. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

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    What's a Facebook movie? My wife banned me from Facebook 5 years ago ( I was a BAD boy). I've been wasting time on T B ever since.
     
  11. macaroni tony

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    What country? Do you know?
     
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    Relic Cow are you?

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    Ha
     
  15. bassteban

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    Merica, I think.
     
  16. bassinplace

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    I thought the fb movie was marginally cute at first. Then it became kinda morbid, then nauseating. Not at all unlike facebook itself. I don't post photos to fb, so I wouldn't have the opportunity to make a movie if I wanted to, which I don't.
     
  17. machine gewehr

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    Facebook movie, I haven't watched one but I can guess it is like this:

    Look at all the stuff I filled my obese body with, places I took a dump at and hey look there's a cat too!

    Attention w**ring at its finest. No thanks.
     
  18. bassteban

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    Exactly. I do my attention whoring right here :cool:
     

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