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Semi-anonymous rant thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassteban, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. bassteban

    bassteban

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    Kvetching here as doing so elsewhere will hurt a butt or two.
    FB movies make me hurl. Well, the one I watched did, and it was a good friend- but Im pretty sure any other will have the same effect. Making my own might fill me w/a strange desire to bury myself.
    Also, the ice-skating Olympic chick has a face three sizes too large for her head.
    Ah, much better.
    :)

    Edit: Oh- and insomnia sucks :atoz:
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler Supporting Member

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  3. macaroni tony

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    Which ice skater? Funny you mention it, I saw a standup comic on Arsenio Hall whose head was much, much too large for her body
  4. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    Makes it easier to make her bobble head.
  5. bassteban

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    Dunno the girls name- Asian(no offense, Maki :D), scrawny, eyes so widely-spaced that they're nearly on the side. And YES, I am so perfectly-proportioned and Greek-god handsome that I may sit in judgement of all who may deign to skate through my world. :)
  6. bassteban

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    Reminds me of a romantic poem I penned in my head last night...

    Roses are red
    Trees are wooden
    Last night sucked
    Because you wouldn't

    :ninja:
  7. Eric Perry

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  8. bassteban

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    I think my FB movie would suck, thus I shan't do one. You're all welcome ;)
  9. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Supporting Member

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    What's a Facebook movie? My wife banned me from Facebook 5 years ago ( I was a BAD boy). I've been wasting time on T B ever since.
  10. macaroni tony

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    What country? Do you know?
  11. Relic

    Relic Cow are you? Supporting Member

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  12. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    I hate my wife
  13. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    Ha
  14. bassteban

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    Merica, I think.
  15. bassinplace

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    I thought the fb movie was marginally cute at first. Then it became kinda morbid, then nauseating. Not at all unlike facebook itself. I don't post photos to fb, so I wouldn't have the opportunity to make a movie if I wanted to, which I don't.
  16. machine gewehr

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    Facebook movie, I haven't watched one but I can guess it is like this:

    Look at all the stuff I filled my obese body with, places I took a dump at and hey look there's a cat too!

    Attention w**ring at its finest. No thanks.
  17. bassteban

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    Exactly. I do my attention whoring right here :cool:

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