Signing on..........

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mysterion, Jan 23, 2014.


  1. Mysterion

    Mysterion Supporting Member

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    Most of you regulars probably know--for the past few years, I post rather rarely, and I usually keep it fairly tame. Well, no more. It's become pretty obvious to me that the mods, the powers that be, and possibly an influential-but-covert consortium of think tanks are all been pointing me in the direction of posting more frequently.

    I know my opinions won't always be popular. But that's what America is all about--saying dumb, off-the-cuff stuff whenever and where ever we please, especially on internet forums comprised of strangers with whom we share only the most tenuous interest. So be it. Prepare for a hellstorm of ill-informed, reactionary invective.

    I feel I should warn you in advance: I will assume that all forum members are either closely allied with my opinions, or diametrically opposed. All opinions will be rendered as absolutes. I will further assume that ALL POSTERS are American. I suggest that European and other "alternative-lifestyle" members refrain from commenting on threads in which I post. I will also assume that all members are male, and will refer to women as "gals" or "females," or "cootie-monsters." Again, if you're a woman and you have accidentally stumbled into one of my threads, you may want to just go hang out on Jezebel or something.

    I will also use a lot of ellipsises..........You may think it is an indication of an incomplete thought, or a sign of great intellect............In fact, I just read some Céline in college and it kind of stuck with me.

    Finally, I am expecting a great deal of input from BawanaRik. Even with my spotty posting record to date, he's already sent me a weirdly inappropriate PM. Along with Mellowinman, he is surely TBOT's finest performance artist, and I look forward to his Dalinian sense of mischief.

    The ocelot and I await your response.
  2. Phalex

    Phalex Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. Supporting Member

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    Wait! Is this a Rage Participate?

    These threads never end well........
  3. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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    Yes. We await your response.
  4. shadowtippy

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    Let me be the first to say "..."
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  6. NWB

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    Mellowinman a fine performance artist?

    Ha, the guy's a hack. A nobody. A Philistine of the worst sort.:spit:

    He stole the ocelot bit from my treatise on late-19th Century animal husbandry techniques.

    I shall never forgive him for that.
  7. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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  8. NWB

    NWB

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    To whom?
  9. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive Supporting Member

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    For every bar that opens in America two close.
  10. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

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    Why, teh mods, of course. Do not disrespect my origins.
  11. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow Give Me Chocolate! Gold Supporting Member

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    Your face has been reported!

    Also; rabble, rabble, rabble!!!!!
  12. Phalex

    Phalex Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. Supporting Member

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    I went to High School with Phyllis Stein. Haven't seen her in 30 years....... Is she still smokin?
  13. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies Supporting Member

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    You're wrong.
  14. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow Give Me Chocolate! Gold Supporting Member

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    Crack?
  15. NWB

    NWB

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    Not so much.

    Lung cancer about seven years ago got her.
  16. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Supporting Member

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    I disagree.

    Also, I read Jezebel on the regular...
  17. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive Supporting Member

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    She still has that roasted, Virginia flavor though, God bless her.:|
  18. NWB

    NWB

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    Mods?

    I thought they called themselves hipsters or something similar these days?

    Maybe it's hampsters?:confused:
  19. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    I find the OP to be quite bellicose. His facts are dwarfed by the immensity of my opinions. I would appreciate it if you would stop singling me out for your vitriolic diatrebes. AND DON'T YOU DARE CORRECT MY SPELLING! That would use up way too much space here.
  20. NWB

    NWB

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    God bless indeed.

    She'll be missed.:crying:
  21. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Supporting Member

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