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Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Metalbasspro, Mar 22, 2014.


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  1. Metalbasspro

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  2. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion Gold Supporting Member

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    I'm sure he's in a nice sweet place now.
     
  3. Boom762

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    Thats great. If they really wanted to make a mark, they could play a free concert across the street of the cemetary and have thousands of slatanics in and around the neighborhood to watch it.

    "Dearly beloved, we are gather hear today to welcome a great man into the loving arms of his GOOOOOD HATES US ALLLLL.... GOOOOD HATES US AAAAAAL" :bassist:
     
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    God hates us all... Pretty ironic, considering WBC actually thinks God is capable of hate. I am not of any specific religion, but I believe in "higher power", and think it has advanced way past hate...
     
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    I went with God Hates Us All because I don't think Seasons in the Abyss or Angel of Death would fit as well to disturb the crazies attending the funeral. Damn I want to listen to Seasons now.
     
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    God Hates Us All, perfect. I mean, if he's so inclined to hate, why discriminate? :D
     
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    +1
     
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    They should just leave them to perform their funeral. Maybe that would make more of an appropriate point.
     
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    Haven't thought of that... Man, how we humans always go with vengance over proving a point.
     
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    I think that is a great idea. I'm just waiting on one of those cult members to complain about lack of respect for privacy and families/friends trying to say goodbye to a loved one. I wish the military, bikers, rock bands, gays, and anyone else would pile on and get some of that. Good riddance.
     
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    Good satire article. “He was our Harvey Milk,” said teary-eyed Westboro member Harvey Atwater. Like anyone at WBC would even know who Harvey Milk was, much less compare Fred Phelps to him! I'm sure there won't even be a public funeral for that SOB because the WBC knows there would be a ridiculous amount of people there in protest.
     
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    This is just the embarassing planet triping over its dung-hardened shoes again .
    Like puke telling poop it stinks .
     
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    I hope they bury him in a bathing suit covered in suntan lotion.
     
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    Hamlet7768 Here to chew gum and rock. Still have gum.

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    Phelps is not having a funeral. Boom, story busted.
     
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    It's too bad Frank couldn't be there to perform Dumb All Over.
     
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    Phelps actually made his bones defending African Americans during the civil rights movement. Fun fact.
     
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    And a little ugly on the side!
     
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    What?! Wasnt he a gay basher? So they compare him to a person they are against... thaf makes sense. F'n Westboro.
     
  21. Metalbasspro

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    As someone said a real higher power would be past hate. In fact a real divine creator of the Universe would not have any of the carnal "human" feelings like hate, or jealousy listed in the book.

    I'd say what I thought the gods really were but I don't know if it's allowable.
     

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