Slept with Bass Player

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by howlin, Jan 31, 2013.


  1. howlin

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    This must have been posted here before but just in case . . .

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  2. tomydacat

    tomydacat Supporting Member

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    NOt much of a fan if you do not know the band members?????
     
  3. Bert Slide

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    HAHA I've seen that before. Another product of KY's fine school system! Welcome to the land of Fast Women, Beautiful Horses and Good Bourbon! :D
     
  4. CrewsControl

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  6. mgash

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    I asked my girlfriend if this was true. Sadly she said yes
     
  7. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Supporting Member

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    I just whip out my guitar and play a few licks and it's all good.....:smug:
     
  8. mournblade

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    I just tell them I am the lead bassist :) Then my wife slaps me and I slink away...
     
  9. Beersurgeon

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    +1
     
  10. Ratbut

    Ratbut Supporting Member

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    The point is he tricked her into sleeping with him. Who cares what she thinks and/or said the next day.
     
  11. waynobass

    waynobass Supporting Member

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    I think you've missed the point.
     
  12. beggar98

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    Are we up to two TB'ers who didn't realize this was a fake story? Out of 10 replies? No wonder girls don't want to sleep with bass players...
     
  13. JoeWPgh

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    He got his. :) We're so diabolical!
     
  14. JoeWPgh

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    It's obviously fake, but still funny. Like the joke about why bands have bass players in the first place - Because *someone* has to explain everything to the drummer.
     
  15. RhynoRock

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    My GF sleeps with the bass player every night, and she has no regrets. ;)
     
  16. mrjim123

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    I was once "involved" on an interim basis with a groupie who did ONLY bass players. She lived with one in a city where my band used to gig. When he was out of town for the night to play a gig SOMEBODY had to keep her warm. It was in the late 70's - I was such a dog back then.
     
  17. Rugmaster

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    I've had that posted on my Facebook multiple times already :bawl:
     
  18. Marley's Ghost

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    buzzkill. ;)
     
  19. lowb1970

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    This should be put on a T-Shirt...if it isn't already. Priceless.
     
  20. MrBuggaboo

    MrBuggaboo Supporting Member

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    Two guys were walking down the road. One was a bass player. The other one never got laid either.
    Yuck yuck!
     
  21. los100malditos

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    Really??? ... and what instrument do you play dude??? ... ... ... jajajaja -just kiding- jajajajaja :bassist:
     

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