Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by howlin, Jan 31, 2013.
This must have been posted here before but just in case . . .
NOt much of a fan if you do not know the band members?????
Log in or Sign up to hide this ad and more.
HAHA I've seen that before. Another product of KY's fine school system! Welcome to the land of Fast Women, Beautiful Horses and Good Bourbon!
It is, of course, from a satirical news site.
I asked my girlfriend if this was true. Sadly she said yes
I just whip out my guitar and play a few licks and it's all good.....
I just tell them I am the lead bassist Then my wife slaps me and I slink away...
The point is he tricked her into sleeping with him. Who cares what she thinks and/or said the next day.
I think you've missed the point.
Are we up to two TB'ers who didn't realize this was a fake story? Out of 10 replies? No wonder girls don't want to sleep with bass players...
He got his. We're so diabolical!
It's obviously fake, but still funny. Like the joke about why bands have bass players in the first place - Because *someone* has to explain everything to the drummer.
My GF sleeps with the bass player every night, and she has no regrets.
I was once "involved" on an interim basis with a groupie who did ONLY bass players. She lived with one in a city where my band used to gig. When he was out of town for the night to play a gig SOMEBODY had to keep her warm. It was in the late 70's - I was such a dog back then.
I've had that posted on my Facebook multiple times already
This should be put on a T-Shirt...if it isn't already. Priceless.
Two guys were walking down the road. One was a bass player. The other one never got laid either.
Really??? ... and what instrument do you play dude??? ... ... ... jajajaja -just kiding- jajajajaja
Separate names with a comma.