I really like Statler and Waldor in the Muppets. I think they have the best lines in the show. Statler: Lines, what lines? Waldorf: On your face you old fool Okay I made that one up but it sounds like something they would say. Here is one of my favorite quotes: Statler: Do you believe in life after death? Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater. BTW you can blame Titus for this.