It's probably been posted at some point, but I couldn't find it and wanted to share my favorite bass player joke... Did you hear about the drummer who locked the keys in the car? It took them 45 minutes to get the bass player out of the backseat. I know a guy who sometimes plays guitar who loves this joke. And while I am more of a guitar player, I am a bass player as well. And some people know me more as a bass player. And some people don't know the difference.