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Tat's expecting.....

Discussion in 'Roscoe Basses' started by Tat2dHeart, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    ....and the stork will meet me in Greensboro in late February.

    From what I know so far, she's got a nice strong heartbeat. :D

    [​IMG]
  2. VroomVroom

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    Outstanding! So, Gard's the father?
  3. Gard

    Gard

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    Whoa!!!!

    :eek:

    I'm more of a obstetrician, or the like, assisting in the birthing process, but not directly involved.

    :)
  4. Bipslapper

    Bipslapper Well Ahoy, Paloi Supporting Member

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    ..where's Lil Ray???
  5. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    Hahahaha!!!! Um. No.

    Nice try, dude. You're not exactly the father, but you are FAR from the obstetrician. You're more like the guy who delivers whatever strange food I'm craving at 3AM but knows enough to stay clear of the mood swings. :p

    It's okay, though. I still adore ya. :D
  6. CrashClint

    CrashClint I Play Bass therefore I Am Supporting Member

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    He is the Gardfather!
  7. RocketMusic

    RocketMusic Gold Supporting Member

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    I'm not giving a blood sample for the paternity test unless forced to do so. Just saying'.
  8. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Supporting Member

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    I think when you pick it up, make Gard and Greg take you out for beers.






    Then rufie them both.
  9. Gard

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    Court order only. And even then, it may require a police "escort" to get me to do it.

    :spit:
  10. Gard

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    You still have a bass in production.









    Think about that.


















    :ninja:
  11. RocketMusic

    RocketMusic Gold Supporting Member

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    Back in the day, a stiff breeze would have done the trick. :D
  12. Gard

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    No comment.

    :help:
  13. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    Not even if the request is made nicely? I mean...after all...I believe you acknowledged some part of this in writing already. ;)

    I do so love the way you think. Thanks for yet another idea to add to my wish list. ;)

    Hah! I'll be sure to pack my uniform and cuffs when I come to meet the stork.

    Oooo....I'd be careful with that. I'm pretty sure he could whoop you. :bag:

    Back in the day? He's still got a Y chromosome, so I'm pretty sure that's still the case. ;)


    But obviously, I'm not supposed to know that since I don't have a Y. :D
  14. JOME77

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    :meh:

    This is one of those threads that you've got to careful read a couple of times before you figure out what the true subject is! :)

    Congrats Tat2 on expecting a bouncing baby Roscoe! Hopefully it'll favor Keith and not Gard!:D
  15. LilRay

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    Uh Whut?

    :ninja:

    :bag:

    :D.

    God Bless, Ray
  16. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    Then my work here is done. :D It was supposed to make you think....I'm like that. I wanted to make a unique announcement. ;)

    I don't think she's gonna look like either one of them. She's gonna be like me! Stunning, throaty, and with a big bottom.............end. :D
  17. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    This and black - is gonna be sharp.

    [​IMG]



    So tell me, Gard, when do I get to see the first pics?
  18. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    *sigh*

    It's not February yet?
  19. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    So.....today, the stork sent me a teaser......

    [​IMG]
  20. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Supporting Member

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    Nice top!

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