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Tat's expecting.....

Discussion in 'Roscoe Basses' started by Tat2dHeart, Sep 27, 2012.


  1. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    ....and the stork will meet me in Greensboro in late February.

    From what I know so far, she's got a nice strong heartbeat. :D

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  2. VroomVroom

    VroomVroom Supporting Member

    Jan 2, 2007
    SF Bay Area, CA
    Outstanding! So, Gard's the father?
     
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  4. Gard

    Gard

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    Disclosures:
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Whoa!!!!

    :eek:

    I'm more of a obstetrician, or the like, assisting in the birthing process, but not directly involved.

    :)
     
  5. Bipslapper

    Bipslapper Well Ahoy, Paloi Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2009
    Cape Cod, MA
    ..where's Lil Ray???
     
  6. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    Hahahaha!!!! Um. No.

    Nice try, dude. You're not exactly the father, but you are FAR from the obstetrician. You're more like the guy who delivers whatever strange food I'm craving at 3AM but knows enough to stay clear of the mood swings. :p

    It's okay, though. I still adore ya. :D
     
  7. CrashClint

    CrashClint I Play Bass therefore I Am Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2005
    Wake Forest, NC
    He is the Gardfather!
     
  8. RocketMusic

    RocketMusic Gold Supporting Member

    Oct 31, 2007
    Blacksburg, VA
    Disclosures:
    Owner, Rocket Music
    I'm not giving a blood sample for the paternity test unless forced to do so. Just saying'.
     
  9. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    I think when you pick it up, make Gard and Greg take you out for beers.






    Then rufie them both.
     
  10. Gard

    Gard

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    Disclosures:
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Court order only. And even then, it may require a police "escort" to get me to do it.

    :spit:
     
  11. Gard

    Gard

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    Disclosures:
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    You still have a bass in production.









    Think about that.


















    :ninja:
     
  12. RocketMusic

    RocketMusic Gold Supporting Member

    Oct 31, 2007
    Blacksburg, VA
    Disclosures:
    Owner, Rocket Music
    Back in the day, a stiff breeze would have done the trick. :D
     
  13. Gard

    Gard

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    Disclosures:
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    No comment.

    :help:
     
  14. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    Not even if the request is made nicely? I mean...after all...I believe you acknowledged some part of this in writing already. ;)

    I do so love the way you think. Thanks for yet another idea to add to my wish list. ;)

    Hah! I'll be sure to pack my uniform and cuffs when I come to meet the stork.

    Oooo....I'd be careful with that. I'm pretty sure he could whoop you. :bag:

    Back in the day? He's still got a Y chromosome, so I'm pretty sure that's still the case. ;)


    But obviously, I'm not supposed to know that since I don't have a Y. :D
     
  15. JOME77

    JOME77 Supporting Member

    Aug 18, 2002
    Georgia
    :meh:

    This is one of those threads that you've got to careful read a couple of times before you figure out what the true subject is! :)

    Congrats Tat2 on expecting a bouncing baby Roscoe! Hopefully it'll favor Keith and not Gard!:D
     
  16. LilRay

    LilRay

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Disclosures:
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    Uh Whut?

    :ninja:

    :bag:

    :D.

    God Bless, Ray
     
  17. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    Then my work here is done. :D It was supposed to make you think....I'm like that. I wanted to make a unique announcement. ;)

    I don't think she's gonna look like either one of them. She's gonna be like me! Stunning, throaty, and with a big bottom.............end. :D
     
  18. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    This and black - is gonna be sharp.

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    So tell me, Gard, when do I get to see the first pics?
     
  19. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    *sigh*

    It's not February yet?
     
  20. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    So.....today, the stork sent me a teaser......

    [​IMG]
     
  21. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND



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