The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

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  1. Richland123

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  2. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Supporting Member

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    These were really funny in 2005.
     
  3. DWBass

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    My submission is #3! Yay me!
     
  4. Thick McRunfast

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    The funniest Chuck Norris joke?

    That would be Chuck Norris
     
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  6. wraub

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    His hair?

    I mean, I'm sure it was ok when he bought it, but, still...
     
  7. Ironbar

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    I used the graphic from one I found online, but I invented the joke in 2007:

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  8. groooooove

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    the picture of the phone with choice to "answer" or "answer" got me.

    the rest were old news.
     
  9. FilterFunk

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    My favorite isn't there:

    The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
     
  10. VeganThump

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    Haha that is one got me too. My all-time favorites have to be:

    "When Chuck Norris gets pulled over for speeding, he lets the cop off with a warning. "

    "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is."
     
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