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The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

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  1. Richland123

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    These were really funny in 2005.
  3. DWBass

    DWBass The Funkfather Supporting Member

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    My submission is #3! Yay me!
  4. Thick McRunfast

    Thick McRunfast Supporting Member

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    The funniest Chuck Norris joke?

    That would be Chuck Norris
  5. wraub

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    His hair?

    I mean, I'm sure it was ok when he bought it, but, still...
  6. Ironbar

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    I used the graphic from one I found online, but I invented the joke in 2007:

    [​IMG]
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    the picture of the phone with choice to "answer" or "answer" got me.

    the rest were old news.
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    My favorite isn't there:

    The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
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    VeganThump Supporting Member

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    Haha that is one got me too. My all-time favorites have to be:

    "When Chuck Norris gets pulled over for speeding, he lets the cop off with a warning. "

    "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is."
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