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The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Richland123, Feb 8, 2014.


  1. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
  2. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens
    These were really funny in 2005.
     
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  4. DWBass

    DWBass The Funkfather Supporting Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Newport News, VA via NYC
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    Kohlman Bassworks
    My submission is #3! Yay me!
     
  5. Thick McRunfast

    Thick McRunfast Not just good, good enough

    Sep 30, 2012
    Portland, Oregon USA
    The funniest Chuck Norris joke?

    That would be Chuck Norris
     
  6. wraub

    wraub

    Apr 9, 2004
    ennui, az
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    I'll have an IPA, please.
    His hair?

    I mean, I'm sure it was ok when he bought it, but, still...
     
  7. Ironbar

    Ironbar

    Aug 24, 2013
    Portland, Oregon
    I used the graphic from one I found online, but I invented the joke in 2007:

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  8. groooooove

    groooooove Supporting Member

    Dec 17, 2008
    Long Island, NY
    the picture of the phone with choice to "answer" or "answer" got me.

    the rest were old news.
     
  9. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    My favorite isn't there:

    The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
     
  10. VeganThump

    VeganThump

    Jun 29, 2012
    South Jersey

    Haha that is one got me too. My all-time favorites have to be:

    "When Chuck Norris gets pulled over for speeding, he lets the cop off with a warning. "

    "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is."
     
  11. kikstand454

    kikstand454 Supporting Member

    Sep 28, 2012



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