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The Biggest Thing...Ever!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    So big it's 'Massive'



    http://nautil.us/blog/the-most-massive-object-in-the-universehow-was-it-created
     
  2. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    That's big. You wouldn't want it dropped on your foot.
     
  3. Ironbar

    Ironbar

    Aug 24, 2013
    Portland, Oregon
    I got it! "Yo mama's so lose, her kooch is as big as M87!
     
  4. Jim Nazium

    Jim Nazium Supporting Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Takoma Park, MD (DC)
    ^ Yup. Yo mama so big, she emits Hawking radiation.
     
  5. And you know the origin of this black hole's inception was traced directly to The Mothman.
     
  6. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    Ain't no joke like a physics joke!:D
     
  7. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Your mama's so fat, she jumps into the air and gets stuck in a black hole.
     
  8. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Yer mama's so big, cops told her she can't wear Malcolm X clothes 'cause helicopters keep tryin' & land on her.
     
  9. Yo momma's so fat, when she went outside in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY KOOL-AID!"
     
  10. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I thought this one went.."she bust through the wall and yelled.."oh yeah!!"
     
  11. At last, somewhere for Kanye West to keep his ego.
     
  12. kikstand454

    kikstand454 Supporting Member

    Sep 28, 2012
    FTW.
     
  13. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    FTW, indeed!
     
  14. fishtx

    fishtx Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Dallas, TX
    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses/Genz Benz - RIP/Mojo Hand FX
    There are bigger things...
     
  15. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned Supporting Member

    Jan 20, 2011
  16. fishtx

    fishtx Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Dallas, TX
    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses/Genz Benz - RIP/Mojo Hand FX
    it's a compressor isn't it?
     
  17. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned Supporting Member

    Jan 20, 2011
    no it's a dude from france who sounds like a full band.
     
  18. Even better!
     



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