Can't say there are too many threads where you actually get to hear other TBers talk so here's one that I jacked from Tumblr! Only rule is that you have to say the question before you answer. Attach it however you want. Go! What is the story behind your username? How old are you? Where youre from. What is your favorite color? What did you drink just before doing this? Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, polka dots, Swag, Papaya, Penthouse, Bestiality, Subtext, Smile. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call your grandparents? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Eat a banana slug or lick a cows butt? Be a shark or an elephant? Be a wizard or a vampire? Do you know anyone on Talkbass in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.