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The wonderful creepy elf on a shelf meme thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MakiSupaStar, Dec 5, 2012.


  1. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
  2. threshar

    threshar

    Jul 30, 2002
    we have one of these. I forbid my wife putting it anywhere near the TV because I don't want to start into his murderous eyes.

    funny story - last year my youngest couldn't find him and came running into our room screaming in hysterics that her sister must have touched him and he went away. was very cute except it was quite early in the morning :)
     
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  4. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Im not diggin this meme. That elf is way too ordinary looking for the way in which he is used. Murder? Laughable...

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  5. p-lo

    p-lo Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2010
    St. Louis, MO
    I think the whole idea of the elf on a shelf is creepy.

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  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
  7. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    DIAB - LOL!

    Good ones.
     
  8. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
  9. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
  10. nortonrider

    nortonrider

    Nov 20, 2007
    COLORADO
    I remember those elves!
    I think the one we had when I was a kid was dressed in green.

    Man........ I hadn't thought of that thing in decades!
     
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
  12. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
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    There's not that many of them, which is sad. I'm disappointed by my finds.
     
  13. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    I've never heard of these things before. Seems like a great way to scare the living hell out of your kids, if you do it right.
     
  14. Oneirogenic

    Oneirogenic

    Nov 10, 2009
    I'm tempted to torment my kids now...I can imagine taking pictures of the elf hovering over my sons bed then showing him the picture. "Don't let him catch you not sleeping!"
     
  15. I didn't know this was a tradition. I only know of it from the FX TV show "The League." Love 'em though!
     
  16. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem. Gold Supporting Member

    That creepy thing had me too scared to sleep for half my childhood. Stephen King took care of the other half.
     
  17. gjbassist

    gjbassist Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2005
    Kansas City, MO
    Yep, we also had the green suited one when I was a kid. My mom sat it in the Christmas tree.
     
  18. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Did you have a wind up monkey with cymbals?
     
  19. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem. Gold Supporting Member

    My sister did. She took great pleasure in scaring me to death with it.
     
  20. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Nah, but my dad used to scare the crap out of us by chopping through the front door and then axe murdering our neighbor. My dad was such a joker.
     



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