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Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by HeebHammer70, Mar 8, 2014.


  1. HeebHammer70

    HeebHammer70

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    I posted an ad on Craigslist saying I'm a bassist searching for a band. Most of the influences I listed were heavy metal/ classic rock/ punk bands from the 70s and 80s. I got an email from someone in a metalcore band. Not my cup of tea but anyways. He came off almost begging me to listen to them and join so they could play Warped Tour. In the email he also gave me his Kik account. A quick Google search later and I find out Kik is like AIM for smartphones.
    Another quick Google search of his username for Kik and the first hit is a Craigslist M4W ad with this guy and pictures of his boner. Not what I was expecting to happen when I said I was looking for a band. I figure you can't see your bandmate's junk until you're at least touring in a bus.
    So I definitely learned my lesson about Google searching potential bandmates. Anybody else ever find out more information than they'd like? Or is it just me?
    PS, I can PM you the links and email if you're really interested. I figured NSFW links aren't the best thing to post on an otherwise family-friendly site.
     
  2. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

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    Boner? As in boner bass?
     
  3. HeebHammer70

    HeebHammer70

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    Nope. Not the bass kind of boner. The kind you can't unsee.
     
  4. Downunderwonder

    Downunderwonder

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    It's surprising how that bass name gets a pass in a country/website that can't get its head around the C word.
     
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  6. philvanv

    philvanv Gerbil Turds, Kitsap County Turd Core

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    and at the bottom it says thank you, and now you can **** off
  7. Downunderwonder

    Downunderwonder

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    Just like strawberry as in strawberry icecream.
     
  8. jgroh

    jgroh Supporting Member

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    Does he play his instrument with it? Or the...uh..other way around?
     
  9. HeebHammer70

    HeebHammer70

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    He's the singer of course! Only clean vocals and high pitched screams, none of those degrading low screams. Those are for the guitarist.
     
  10. Slade N

    Slade N sunn #91 AZ Bands #? Supporting Member

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    people are amazing
     
  11. HeebHammer70

    HeebHammer70

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    Got another awesome email today. They left me the band website and in the bio they say they're classic rock with blues, pop, and country. Like I said in the OP I like heavy metal, so not sure how that works? They also made it clear they're all conservative. I don't wanna make this a political post, but I'm fairly liberal so that'd be awkward. I also don't want to be in a politically-driven band. So yeah that's how my weekend has been.
     
  12. 4Mal

    4Mal Supporting Member

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    Great adventures in Craigslist land...
     
  13. sparkyfender2

    sparkyfender2

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    Cat??
     
  14. Drunk Heffalump

    Drunk Heffalump Tone that I have. Skill? Oh, that? Well....

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    Craigslist is flypaper for freaks....

    *SIGH*


    :D
     
  15. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion Gold Supporting Member

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    +1 It's all fun until you sober up and your potential employer finds a picture like that.
     
  16. Downunderwonder

    Downunderwonder

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    This belongs in OT but what the hey...

    Patrick buys a camel from a circus closing down sale. Chuffed with his new pub transport he rides down to his local watering hole. There he meets his mate Michael and he tells him the news.

    Michael asks "so, is it a girl camel or a boy camel?".... "definitely a girl camel, as I rode her over here everyone was pointing and laughing saying 'would ya look at the cat on that camel!' "
     
  17. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion Gold Supporting Member

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    I don't get it was it a cat riding the camel or a guy?
     
  18. Downunderwonder

    Downunderwonder

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  19. Downunderwonder

    Downunderwonder

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    This thread started out normal enough.
     
  20. GlennW

    GlennW

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    The OP has a hard decision to make.
     
  21. HeebHammer70

    HeebHammer70

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    My decision is that DownUnder needs to take a lap :)
     

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