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What are you getting me for Christmas?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mellowinman, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. mellowinman

    mellowinman

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    OK, so you don't know me well enough to spend money on me. I guess I'll have to accept it. But what ELSE are you going to do for me? I post here. I deserve something.

    Post something as a Christmas gift to me.

    It can be a poem, a song, a gif, a photo, a joke, a clever remark, a grocery shopping list; anything.

    GO!

    (ps: if you decide to spend money on me, that's cool, too)
  2. Milk

    Milk Supporting Member

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    To be consistent, a haircut.

    Can't do anything about the real job though.
  3. 3234718

    3234718 Supporting Member

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  4. DiabolusInMusic

    DiabolusInMusic Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism Supporting Member

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  5. shadowtippy

    shadowtippy

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    I'll have to give you the same gift as I did last year...nothing. Enjoy.
  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME! Supporting Member

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    If youre willing to wait til a week after Christmas I can regift you something I dont want.
  7. mellowinman

    mellowinman

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    Best offer yet!

    I will TAKE IT!!!!!

    :hyper:
  8. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME! Supporting Member

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    Conditions are as follows:

    1) I either do not like or have no use for the item

    &

    2) I cannot be bothered to return said item for something better
  9. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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  10. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    A chastity belt.
  11. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Supporting Member

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    If you're good, a date with yours truly! :p
  12. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn!

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  13. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

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    I going to share all my great wisdom with you. Do you have a second? This gift is going to come in a very tiny package but I will make sure that it is wrapped well so it at least looks good. :p
  14. bassybill

    bassybill The smooth moderator... Supporting Member

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    What's the very best thing to give to a man who has everything?

    Antibiotics.
  15. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones.... Supporting Member

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    The promise that I will raise a glass to your health whilst basking in the love and enjoyment of our extended family at our special family dinner on Christmas Day. :)
  16. hdracer

    hdracer Supporting Member

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    a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit








    Bow bow oooh ooh oooh oooooooo-waaaaaaaah...
  17. capnjim

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    You can have all my empty beer bottles. I'm 30 minutes West of Montreal.
    I'll even stick a bow on every case!! Plus, because I like you, I'll include one full beer in every case.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
  18. bass geetarist

    bass geetarist Supporting Member

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  19. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Supporting Member

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    I give you this meme.

    [​IMG][/URL][/IMG]
  20. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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    You've been naughty, do you know what I give to people who have been naughty?

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