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What else can you get delivered to a girl besides flowers?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Armueller2001, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. Armueller2001

    Armueller2001

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    Well, its our anniversary tomorrow and I'm 400 miles away.... What options do I have besides flowers, guys?

    :confused:
  2. GeneralElectric

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    A horse's head under the blanket.:)
  3. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

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    1. Cut a hole in that box...
  4. KeithBMI

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    Male stripper(s).
  5. Ben Lesser

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    400 miles away? :eek:
  6. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Supporting Member

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    The new Metallica album " Death Magnetic" !!!!!! :bassist::bassist::bassist::bassist:
  7. GeneralElectric

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    A telegram expressing your undying love. Sung by a barbershop quartet.
  8. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you. Supporting Member

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    Have you tried a severed finger? One of my ex's always loved that.
  9. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

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    You're right, that may be disastrous:help::atoz:
  10. Stanley Design

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    Send her a YOU, even if it costs like 1000 bucks and you spend 2 days traveling just for the one evening, she will be damn impressed.
  11. Thunderscreech

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    seal your self in a box and ship yourself to her.
  12. GeneralElectric

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    ....And... you might just get lucky?
  13. Stanley Design

    Stanley Design

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    And she'll tell everyone about it for years afterwards and make you look like a cool guy. Getting laid AND looking cool, no matter what the cost, it's a winning situation.
  14. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Supporting Member

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    A pizza.
  15. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Supporting Member

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    These days you can get anything delivered.

    Lobster dinner (someone sent my parents one of these), candy bouquets, beer, you name it...
  16. Dr. rockzo

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    you can have a Bear Gram sent
  17. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

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    Exactly! That worked out really well in the song.:D

  18. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

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    You could deliver a hit on her...
  19. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

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    1 day's notice, I think short of a plane ticket for you to deliver something, the best you'll do is flowers.
  20. GeneralElectric

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    If you leave now and drive really fast....

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