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What else can you get delivered to a girl besides flowers?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Armueller2001, Sep 15, 2008.


  1. Armueller2001

    Armueller2001

    Sep 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX
    Well, its our anniversary tomorrow and I'm 400 miles away.... What options do I have besides flowers, guys?

    :confused:
     
  2. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    A horse's head under the blanket.:)
     
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  4. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    1. Cut a hole in that box...
     
  5. Male stripper(s).
     
  6. 400 miles away? :eek:
     
  7. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Staff Member Supporting Member

    The new Metallica album " Death Magnetic" !!!!!! :bassist::bassist::bassist::bassist:
     
  8. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    A telegram expressing your undying love. Sung by a barbershop quartet.
     
  9. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Louisiana
    Have you tried a severed finger? One of my ex's always loved that.
     
  10. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    You're right, that may be disastrous:help::atoz:
     
  11. Send her a YOU, even if it costs like 1000 bucks and you spend 2 days traveling just for the one evening, she will be damn impressed.
     
  12. seal your self in a box and ship yourself to her.
     
  13. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    ....And... you might just get lucky?
     
  14. And she'll tell everyone about it for years afterwards and make you look like a cool guy. Getting laid AND looking cool, no matter what the cost, it's a winning situation.
     
  15. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
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    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
  16. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    These days you can get anything delivered.

    Lobster dinner (someone sent my parents one of these), candy bouquets, beer, you name it...
     
  17. you can have a Bear Gram sent
     
  18. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Chicago
    Exactly! That worked out really well in the song.:D

     
  19. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    You could deliver a hit on her...
     
  20. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13. Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    1 day's notice, I think short of a plane ticket for you to deliver something, the best you'll do is flowers.
     
  21. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    If you leave now and drive really fast....
     



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