So, as some of you might surmise, I am a bass player. However, I also am a guitar owner. Not really a guitar player, mind you. I can use a guitar, but am not a guitar player, if you dig. This is my guitar. It is neither fancy or expensive. But it is a guitar. It actually plays really well, sounds good, and was acquired cheaply. Turns out it has some very minor collector's value, so, it's got that going for it, which is nice. However, to me, it's appearance leaves a lot to be desired. It has been described as looking like a cheap accordion, a Cuban wedding, or a quinceanera dress. The sticker is on there to hide some finish damage, and add, ummm, "something." You may possibly note the "mxpx" sticker outline, that was there when I got it. It's worse under the sticker that's on there now. I am looking for honest opinions as to how to make it less garish. I am sure I'll get suggestions ranging from changing the pickguard to re-enacting the Buscemi role from Fargo. I am ok with that. Anyone care to play along? Thanks, kiddies!