Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by i_got_a_mohawk, Feb 10, 2014.
This thread will not end well...
Billy Connolly did a bit about suicide bombers and as he tells it, the instructor can't get a volunteer, so he says, "OK, listen up- I'm only gonna show you this once".
Where's OSHA when you need them?
Growing up, there was an Iraqi family in town, and at a bake sale the mom had made something for the table. We all just had to give it a try (even in HS I was a bit of a foodie, always open to new stuff, and getting my buddies to, also), and shortly after made our own explosions in the restroom.
So it could have been worse , it could have been catered.
Hate to say that that was funny
That would be apropos.
Jeff Dunham's character 'Achmed the dead terrorist' comes to mind
Do you still get 72 virgins with an accidental death? Or perhaps it is a reduced amount due to the intention being good, but poorly applied. A partial credit, of sorts.
I can't imagine that the virgins would be excited about being stuck in eternity having to be partnered to a guy who blows his load prematurely.:|
Fewer violent religious fanatics in the world today? What a wonderful thought.
Who cares how or why. Although I have to add I can't help but smile that it was a training accident which insures none of the good guys had to risk their lives to shorten the bad guy roster.
Oh and BTW, on a personal note to the bad guys...keep up the good work fellers, we'll take your demise any way we can get it.
72 virgins would only last 72 days. What about the rest of eternity?
I was thinking more like 24 days...
Call me old fashioned, but I'd like to think heaven is the sort of place where one can acquire penicillin with relative ease, if that's the whole emphasis behind the "virgin" thing.
A favourite Frankie Boyle line:
"They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. Or two women from Dundee"
If there were a such thing as an (artificially cut short) Lifetime Achievement Darwin Award, I nominate this guy to win.
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