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Whats the best banjo for metal?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Joe Gress, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
  2. Crazyfist


    Sep 26, 2011
    "A true gentleman can play the banjo, but doesn't" as they say...

    This guy took it to another level.
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  4. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    EL KA BONG strikes again
  5. Should've used his solidbody bass banjo.
  6. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    It's dated 1991 and apparently takes place in Ohio and Florida simultaneously......

    Where'd you find this?
  7. Rush-2112


    Dec 14, 2008
    New York City
    This one?

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  8. Sav'nBass

    Sav'nBass Supporting Member

    Jan 18, 2009
    Northern Va.
    This thread title cracked me up..
  9. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO

    I found it on FB. I know it's not recent, I just thought it was funny.
  10. bassie12


    Aug 23, 2008
    What's the best metal for banjos?
  11. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh I see. It's Miami county, Ohio. I don't mind that it's old, it was the name Miami that was really tripping me up. I wondered how something from '91 came to your attention, but facebook should have been obvious.

    It's a pretty odd story. The fact that he finished demolishing one banjo on her - then grabbed the other and went to work makes me wonder what was said beforehand! :eek:
  12. fourfinger

    fourfinger Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2003
    Central Ohio
    Twang! Twang! Maxwell's silver banjo came down....
  13. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Lol I had to look it up too.
  14. lowfreq33


    Jan 27, 2010
    Endorsing Artist: Genz Benz Amplification
    So someone was bludgeoned to death and that's funny because the guy used a couple of banjos? Would you find it funny if he'd used a bat, or an ax handle?
  15. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
  16. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Nope, not nearly as funny. Way to plain. If it had been say, a classical guitar or a violin, it wouldn't have been as funny. I think those have been done before. A banjo takes the cake though. Only thing better would have been death by accordion, although swinging that thing would take some muscles and coordination that I'm sure billy bob here prolly couldn't muster as quickly in his moment of pure anger towards his wife. Death by piano would be very cartoonish, and therefore the pure shock of it wouldn't register as quickly, as everyone would just be hearing classical music in the background and waiting for elmer fudd to show up. Death by tuba or sousaphone would be pretty epic, but I'm sure that would only happen in a band room or something, and kids are waaaaaaaaay to lazy to be offing each other with tubas and sousas and such; they've got guns for that. Getting run over by a full size marimba or a set of vibes would be pretty funny on the scale, but I would say that the perpetrator would have to finish the job with something else. Say a banjo that's just lying around. But now it's already been done, so it was cooler way before anyone else liked it, and therefore not as funny this time around.
  17. Root 5

    Root 5

    Nov 25, 2001
    You win the "best thread title" award for this month!
  18. DwaynieAD

    DwaynieAD Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2010
    Mechanicsburg, PA
  19. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
  20. HaMMerHeD

    HaMMerHeD Supporting Member

    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK
    If it's been anointed by the ballsweat of Kerry King, then it is automatically the best for metal.

    Not metal.
  21. Rush-2112


    Dec 14, 2008
    New York City
    LOL! Sig-worthy :D

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