"What's Wrong With Your Face?"

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Unrepresented, Mar 18, 2014.


  1. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2006
    Media:
    1
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    A) When is this an appropriate question to ask?

    B) When is it appropriate to find it offensive?:atoz:
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2010
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Right after you stare at said defect in question and say, "My eyes!!! Arrrrghhh!!!"
  3. RxFunk

    RxFunk

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2012
    Location:
    Arizona
    What's wrong with MY face?! What's wrong with YOUR face?!
  4. i_got_a_mohawk

    i_got_a_mohawk

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2005
    Location:
    Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland
    Usually use it as a not-so-sympathetic way of asking what's wrong when someone is looking angry/grumpy.
  5. elgecko

    elgecko

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2007
    Location:
    Anasleim, CA
    Bells Palsy?
  6. spade2you

    spade2you

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2007
    Location:
    somewhere in middle America
    I wasn't looking at his neck, man.
  7. edpal

    edpal Thread enda or defenda - makes me no neva mind. Gold Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2007
    Location:
    Highland,Michigan, USA
    Answer
    A:When you are incredibly pissed or are feeling completely mean.
    B: Same answer.
  8. hover

    hover

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2008
  9. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2006
    Media:
    1
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Is that a response to A, B, or All Of The Above?
  10. shadowtippy

    shadowtippy

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2009
    Location:
    Lake Charles, La.
    a: when it is bleeding. b: when it is your normal expression.
  11. slobake

    slobake Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2011
    Location:
    San Franciscco, CA
    "Does your face hurt?"
    "No, why?"
    "Because it's killing me."
  12. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2004
    Location:
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    Any junk-face regalias deserve questioning, how will we know if we don't?
  13. mellowinman

    mellowinman Unmanageable Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2011
    Media:
    29
    Albums:
    1
    Location:
    Fort Wayne, IN
    Don't ask me that question.

    I won't ask you, either.

    DEAL?
  14. 6jase5

    6jase5 Mammogram is down but I'm working manually Gold Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2007
    Location:
    San Diego/LA
    Spelling error...I do it all the time.

  15. Immigrant

    Immigrant

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2010
    Location:
    West of Stumptown, USA
    A) If you are less than 6 years old.

    b) It seems everything can be offensive to someone anymore, so it's always appropriate to be offended by anything.

    I'm offended you ask, yet I know I'm so ugly I should be the birth control poster child. How conflicting!
  16. RDUB

    RDUB Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2008
    Location:
    London, Ontario, Canada
    "Your face hurt? It's killin' me!"
  17. Gopherbassist

    Gopherbassist

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2008
    Huh. That fits.
  18. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2009
    Location:
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    A: Anytime you feel like it. "WTH is wrong with you?" is also acceptable.

    B: Never. This requires a witty comeback like, "I just saw your mom riding a sybian on the internet."
  19. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2008
    Location:
    Location, Location
    A: When it's bleeding.

    B: When it's not bleeding.
  20. itchyfingers

    itchyfingers

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2013

Share This Page