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"What's Wrong With Your Face?"

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Unrepresented, Mar 18, 2014.

  1. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    A) When is this an appropriate question to ask?

    B) When is it appropriate to find it offensive?:atoz:
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Supporting Member

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Right after you stare at said defect in question and say, "My eyes!!! Arrrrghhh!!!"
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  4. RxFunk


    Dec 2, 2012
    What's wrong with MY face?! What's wrong with YOUR face?!
  5. Usually use it as a not-so-sympathetic way of asking what's wrong when someone is looking angry/grumpy.
  6. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
  7. I wasn't looking at his neck, man.
  8. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    A:When you are incredibly pissed or are feeling completely mean.
    B: Same answer.
  9. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
  10. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Is that a response to A, B, or All Of The Above?
  11. a: when it is bleeding. b: when it is your normal expression.
  12. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    San Franciscco, CA
    "Does your face hurt?"
    "No, why?"
    "Because it's killing me."
  13. Any junk-face regalias deserve questioning, how will we know if we don't?
  14. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    Don't ask me that question.

    I won't ask you, either.

  15. 6jase5

    6jase5 Mammogram is down but I'm working manually Supporting Member

    Dec 17, 2007
    San Diego/LA
    Spelling error...I do it all the time.

  16. A) If you are less than 6 years old.

    b) It seems everything can be offensive to someone anymore, so it's always appropriate to be offended by anything.

    I'm offended you ask, yet I know I'm so ugly I should be the birth control poster child. How conflicting!
  17. RDUB

    RDUB Supporting Member

    "Your face hurt? It's killin' me!"
  18. Gopherbassist


    Jan 19, 2008
    Huh. That fits.
  19. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    A: Anytime you feel like it. "WTH is wrong with you?" is also acceptable.

    B: Never. This requires a witty comeback like, "I just saw your mom riding a sybian on the internet."
  20. A: When it's bleeding.

    B: When it's not bleeding.
  21. itchyfingers


    Sep 17, 2013

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