William Murderface Appreciation Thread

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  1. isisiscool

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    I have not found a thread paying tribute to the most Br00tal bass player in history. William Murderface is a simple man, who only shows love a care. He has touched women's lives with his sweet love, and care for them. His bass playing is only of the many reasons DethKlok is so successful. So lets pay our respects to this amazing man.

    William Murderface
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  2. J. Crawford

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    Schlap bassch sholo!
     
  3. David Jayne

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    Big fan here. Inspirational, beyond compare. He's the reason I get up in the morning. If it weren't for him, I'd quit playing, move to Vegas, and take up poker.
     
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    his bass solo reminds me of why I became a bass player
     
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  6. Kyler_Welsch

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    You know what I did today? I woke up with a clown's hand... down my pants... that's what I did today.
     
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    So your manhood would need to develop calluses, or become ground beef?

    To each their own! :D
     
  8. David Jayne

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    lol!....

    lolol!!!
     
  9. isisiscool

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    Yes, he has really inspired us all. I mean, who doesn't wanna bring your man hood out, and really slap a bass.
    [​IMG]
     
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    but you gotta admit... the first man to actually play bass with his penis to a live crowd will be arrested asap and then the judge will read the charges and laugh till he dies.
     
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    lol very true
    though...could u really do that?
     
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    laugh till you die or dick-slap a bass?
    I'd say both are possible... depending on how "gifted" you are
    Me, I can slap chords on a 6 string.
     
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    Good evening, you are all my children!
     
  15. isisiscool

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    [​IMG]

    His quotes are amazing.
     
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    I have to say the best dialogue in that show is the interchange between Pickles and Murderface after the band hands Murderface a firecracker which explodes in his hand.

    Murderface: "Hey, that's my bass playing hand!"

    Pickles: (Dripping with sarcasm) "Uh-oh! There goes the band!"

    Really summed up how valuable we are, my bandmates and I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
     
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    Dethklok and Murderface is the inspiriation for my avvy. :D
     
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    Wadda ya mean booze ain't food?!?!
     
  20. isisiscool

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    I declare this thread is now the Murderface club

    All who wants to be part of the most Br00tal group of talkbass say I.
     
  21. DaZombieWoof

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    Dethklok has a Gibson endorsement deal and there is not a Murderface signature bass!?
     

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