Would you take this gig?

Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by DiabolusInMusic, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. DiabolusInMusic

    DiabolusInMusic Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism Gold Supporting Member

    I felt this one had to be shared, just found this on my local kijiji (like Craigslist)

    I don't want to spoil the surprise, so please read the ad description. I am not sure if this guy is serious or not, although he apparently has previous experience.
  2. tangentmusic

    tangentmusic A figment of our exaggeration

    Aug 17, 2007
    Way Out West
    I think he is 100% serious.
    Would I take the gig? - Absolutely not...
  3. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    I'm not qualified. I don't have the experience.

    Thank you for your indulgence,

  4. Fat Steve

    Fat Steve The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.

    Feb 4, 2013
    Ventura County
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  6. pfox14


    Dec 22, 2013
    Bet you get to play a lot of Village People songs "...it's fun to stay at the Y M C A"
  7. callofcthulhu


    Oct 16, 2012
    Oh hell yes.

    This idea is solid gold and, if properly executed, the people involved stand to make a lot of money.
  8. Sounds like fun!
    I've played at enough gay bars and stuff that I know they pay very well and dance all night given the opportunity.
  9. AaronVonRock


    Feb 22, 2013
    I'm not really into playing funk, so I would not be interested.
  10. I don't see why not.
  11. Kmonk


    Oct 18, 2012
    South Shore, Massachusetts
    Endorsing Artist: Fender, Spector, Ampeg, Curt Mangan Strings

    I don't mind playing funk but I don't watch porn and I'm not gay.

    Personally, I think the guy is an idiot. I can't imagine there is much of a market for the type of show he wants to do.
  12. callofcthulhu


    Oct 16, 2012
    Are you kidding me?

    He would not be able to take a night off with how much work he would get in San Francisco.

    Yeah, I know, ha ha, San Francisco. But I can almost guarantee the same story in nearly any major city - it's not gay men who are the target audience here, it's hipster chicks, the ones having hen parties, AKA, where anyone will tell you the REAL money is in playing live music.

    The only way to make it better is to have a Karaoke segment of the set.
  13. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    No doubt it could be a real money-maker. But it's not my cup of tea. :rolleyes:

    Thank you for your indulgence,

  14. djasterix


    Jan 1, 2012
    Lima, Peru
    Not interested if porn is being involved...
  15. Huge

    Huge Hell is full of musical amateurs. Like me.

    Dec 2, 2005
    I'd probably do it. It would be hilarious.
  16. GlennW


    Sep 6, 2006
    I think you're right.

    The venues/customers would be limited, but there's probably BIG money to be made, and no Pay 2 Play nonsense.
  17. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    I think the guy has a great idea for a market niche. I wouldn't do it regularly but I might be willing to do some sub gigs with them.
  18. wmheilma


    Jan 5, 2010
    I suppose that guy will need to wait just a little longer to find a like minded fellow. For me that would be a NO WAY! Gay porn? Yuck.
  19. GlennW


    Sep 6, 2006
    You might find out what the "peg" in Ampeg really means. :bag:
  20. djasterix


    Jan 1, 2012
    Lima, Peru

  21. Jeff Roller

    Jeff Roller Jeff Roller Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 24, 2007
    Maryville, TN
    Lol, thread over!

    Not gay or into porn, but it sounds like someone's idea of a great time! Kind of like the "would you play a nudist camp" gig with a different twist....breaking taboo is one of the many things music accomplishes.....all kinds of breakage in that scenario....