Your favorite comebacks?

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  1. Bassistcali

    Bassistcali

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    Let's hear em
  2. JennySuzuki

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    I don't have any favorites, but I have one that makes me want to strangle people I hear saying it:

    "That's what she said!"
  3. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks. Supporting Member

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    You're about as unique as a grain of sand on a beach.
  4. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

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  6. A-Step-Towards

    A-Step-Towards Supporting Member

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    And thats what I was going to post, it may not be as funny to you as you're a she .
  7. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

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    That's what s....ehm, nevermind.




    :p


    Thankfully we don't have that here, I'd be punching a lot of people with a shovel.
  8. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks. Supporting Member

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    Something something something your mother.
  9. Vince Klortho

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    One I have used twice, so far :

    Q: "Don't you know who I am?"

    A: "Why, don't you?"
  10. Vince Klortho

    Vince Klortho

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    My second favorite, said to a security guard who was overstepping his bounds :

    "Are the designated ******* or self-appointed?"
  11. freatles

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    And Mona Lisa was a man!
  12. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

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    "I'll pay ya ta meet cha! I'll hand YOU a $100.00 bill, then I'm gonna beat the TAR outta ya!".
    It's a big hit with telemarketers.
  13. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

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    Reminds me of this one time, a psycho came up to me and said: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? DO YOU??"

    I replied: "Nope, I don't."


    We shared a few beers after that and we parted ways hoping I'll never see him again.:D
  14. Icey101

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    the iron man guy
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    Your mamas so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy started pouring out...
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    kobass Supporting Member

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    You are nuttier than squirrel turds!

    You are the slimiest layer in the septic tank.

    I didn't know they could stack sh** that high.
  19. edpal

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    Yeah, well your mama's so fat kids yell "Hey KoolAid" when they see her.":spit::D


    There must be a Yo MAma thread around here....or is yo mama sitting on it?
  20. buzzbass

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    other person; " My (insert body part here) hurts"

    me: How's your face feel ?

    It never gets old :D
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