Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bassistcali, Mar 14, 2014.
Let's hear em
I don't have any favorites, but I have one that makes me want to strangle people I hear saying it:
"That's what she said!"
You're about as unique as a grain of sand on a beach.
"I know you are, but what am I?"
And thats what I was going to post, it may not be as funny to you as you're a she .
That's what s....ehm, nevermind.
Thankfully we don't have that here, I'd be punching a lot of people with a shovel.
Something something something your mother.
One I have used twice, so far :
Q: "Don't you know who I am?"
A: "Why, don't you?"
My second favorite, said to a security guard who was overstepping his bounds :
"Are the designated ******* or self-appointed?"
And Mona Lisa was a man!
"I'll pay ya ta meet cha! I'll hand YOU a $100.00 bill, then I'm gonna beat the TAR outta ya!".
It's a big hit with telemarketers.
Reminds me of this one time, a psycho came up to me and said: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? DO YOU??"
I replied: "Nope, I don't."
We shared a few beers after that and we parted ways hoping I'll never see him again.
the iron man guy
Your mamas so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy started pouring out...
"I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
You are nuttier than squirrel turds!
You are the slimiest layer in the septic tank.
I didn't know they could stack sh** that high.
Yeah, well your mama's so fat kids yell "Hey KoolAid" when they see her."
There must be a Yo MAma thread around here....or is yo mama sitting on it?
other person; " My (insert body part here) hurts"
me: How's your face feel ?
It never gets old
"Are you stupid...or just another idiot!"
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