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Bass Humor [DB]

Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
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    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    5,594
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. bskts247

    The life of a bassist

    bskts247, Jul 20, 2017
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    10
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    653
    s van order
    Aug 17, 2017 at 6:36 AM
  2. Crazy Pines

    All of the singers are crazy

    Crazy Pines, Aug 16, 2017 at 12:52 PM
    Replies:
    3
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    152
    MHT75
    Aug 16, 2017 at 6:17 PM
  3. Michael Eisenman

    So many drummers, so little time

    Michael Eisenman, Aug 9, 2017
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    1
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    186
    Who da Ville
    Aug 11, 2017
  4. rickwolff

    Reason to visit the other side (BG) sometimes: "My boobs are touching your strings"

    rickwolff, Sep 4, 2016 ... 2
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    27
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    3,510
    Lionel Albert
    Aug 6, 2017
  5. Howlin' Hanson

    There are no words...

    Howlin' Hanson, Jul 29, 2017
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    0
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    233
    Howlin' Hanson
    Jul 29, 2017
  6. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017
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    5
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    584
    2saddleslab
    Jul 22, 2017
  7. zontar

    Musicians' brains: broken down into pie charts

    zontar, Jul 22, 2017
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    1
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    267
    5StringBlues
    Jul 22, 2017
  8. Don Kasper

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda...

    Don Kasper, Jul 16, 2017
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    1
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    279
    Carl Hillman
    Jul 16, 2017
  9. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3
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    5,491
    s van order
    Jul 10, 2017
  10. Don Kasper

    "Solos...That's right.Everybody gets one...", "...even the upright bass player....."

    Don Kasper, Apr 5, 2017
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    9
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    1,110
    Josh Kneisel
    Jun 16, 2017
  11. TwentyHz

    Are bridges shaped like skulls?

    TwentyHz, Jun 5, 2017
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    1
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    486
    Levin S
    Jun 5, 2017
  12. Dsk

    How to make a sucky bassist GREAT

    Dsk, May 28, 2017
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    0
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    505
    Dsk
    May 28, 2017
  13. Don Kasper

    3 Year-old bassist.

    Don Kasper, Apr 24, 2017
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    10
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    784
    Don Kasper
    Apr 26, 2017
  14. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3
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    53
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    7,051
    YosemiteSam
    Apr 5, 2017
  15. DC Bass

    What's your favorite base?

    DC Bass, Apr 1, 2017
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    711
    gerry grable
    Apr 1, 2017
  16. farshore

    Entrepreneur

    farshore, Mar 21, 2017
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    1
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    626
    mdcbass
    Mar 22, 2017
  17. misterbadger

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

    misterbadger, Mar 2, 2017
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    1
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    824
    DC Bass
    Mar 5, 2017
  18. Axtman

    Man that cat can swing!

    Axtman, Feb 20, 2017
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    2
    Views:
    829
    CatSquare
    Feb 21, 2017
  19. Don Kasper

    Oh, Interwebz... I Lovz U!

    Don Kasper, Dec 10, 2016
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    6
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    1,187
    rickwolff
    Dec 23, 2016
  20. Don Kasper

    Trio, (then Duo...)

    Don Kasper, Dec 7, 2016
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    927
    Don Kasper
    Dec 7, 2016
  21. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    10,674
    Groove Doctor
    Dec 2, 2016
  22. Steve Boisen

    Love that custom scroll!

    Steve Boisen, Nov 27, 2016
    Replies:
    9
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    1,139
    Steve Boisen
    Nov 27, 2016
  23. rickwolff

    Has anybody got a gig for me tonight in Pesacola Florida?

    rickwolff, Nov 27, 2016
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    1,079
    rickwolff
    Nov 27, 2016
  24. gerry grable

    Boot search.

    gerry grable, Nov 21, 2016
    Replies:
    1
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    872
    turf3
    Nov 21, 2016
  25. sevenyearsdown

    So is that like, one of those ebay basses?

    sevenyearsdown, Nov 14, 2016
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    1
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    1,090
    jasonrp
    Nov 14, 2016
  26. mdcbass

    I think this applies DB and BG players

    mdcbass, Jul 12, 2016
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    4
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    1,638
    gerry grable
    Oct 23, 2016
  27. Don Kasper

    "Bjork on double-bass" - offshoot. Are they being Serious or Funny or Both?

    Don Kasper, Oct 9, 2016
    Replies:
    4
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    1,307
    hdiddy
    Oct 18, 2016
  28. emilio g

    Bass-Like Objects—Blows or Blobs?

    emilio g, Jun 24, 2016
    Replies:
    8
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    1,449
    PaulJSmith
    Jun 30, 2016
  29. The Diaper Geni

    Flutes, flop sweat and business cards.

    The Diaper Geni, May 20, 2016
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    1,507
    Jason Hollar
    Jun 22, 2016
  30. Bethelbass1

    Don't you ever wish you played flute?

    Bethelbass1, Feb 13, 2005 ... 9 10 11
    Replies:
    207
    Views:
    25,828
    JohnBarr
    Jun 13, 2016
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