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Bass Humor [DB]

Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
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    24,717
    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    6,473
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017
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    14
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    1,635
    Stumbo
    Jun 15, 2018
  2. kian_dufner

    i think i saw this girl i used to knew/liked back in college?

    kian_dufner, Jun 12, 2018
    Replies:
    7
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    296
    Grumry
    Jun 13, 2018
  3. Ed Fuqua

    Bad puns

    Ed Fuqua, Jul 20, 2010 ... 2
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    6,419
    thmsjordan
    Jun 10, 2018
  4. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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    65
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    8,205
    thmsjordan
    Jun 10, 2018
  5. Steve Boisen

    Bass player wedding

    Steve Boisen, Jun 1, 2018
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    270
    John Chambliss
    Jun 1, 2018
  6. rickwolff

    Visiting the 'Other Side'

    rickwolff, Dec 14, 2017 ... 3 4 5
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    84
    Views:
    3,827
    dhergert
    May 30, 2018
  7. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    51
    Views:
    6,702
    Mrlen613
    Apr 23, 2018
  8. Don Kasper

    Miles angry at Herbie H.

    Don Kasper, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2 3
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    52
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    2,201
    Fredrik E. Nilsen
    Apr 23, 2018
  9. Don Kasper

    New E String!!! Has anyone tried this yet???

    Don Kasper, Apr 9, 2018
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    413
    jasonrp
    Apr 10, 2018
  10. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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    14,292
    Agni
    Apr 10, 2018
  11. old spice

    Easter Island EUB

    old spice, Apr 5, 2018
    Replies:
    1
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    204
    kesslari
    Apr 5, 2018
  12. ctrlzjones

    Are you guys aware of the "shred" clips on YT?

    ctrlzjones, Apr 1, 2018
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    8
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    438
    ctrlzjones
    Apr 2, 2018
  13. Roger Davis

    Yesterday’s Gig

    Roger Davis, Jan 22, 2018
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    7
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    725
    Don Kasper
    Apr 1, 2018
  14. TwentyHz

    Funny orch instrument alt-names

    TwentyHz, Feb 12, 2018
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    1
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    321
    JRA
    Feb 12, 2018
  15. TwentyHz

    Owen Lee FB teaser

    TwentyHz, Jan 25, 2018
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    1
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    242
    geoffbassist
    Jan 25, 2018
  16. theshadow2001

    Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab

    theshadow2001, Dec 13, 2006 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
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    3,320
    XrisThaBassman
    Dec 23, 2017
  17. Deltatim

    Thumpers response to comments overheard after gig

    Deltatim, Dec 9, 2017
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    426
    Deltatim
    Dec 9, 2017
  18. bassyes

    the true disadvantage of the Double Bass

    bassyes, Sep 3, 2017
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    8
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    1,003
    Adam Booker
    Nov 28, 2017
  19. Michael Eisenman

    So many drummers, so little time

    Michael Eisenman, Aug 9, 2017
    Replies:
    2
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    616
    Captain Comet
    Nov 28, 2017
  20. pdshane

    Found this on eBay just now.... (or, lost in the translation)

    pdshane, Sep 29, 2017
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    648
    pdshane
    Sep 29, 2017
  21. rickwolff

    Reason to visit the other side (BG) sometimes: "My boobs are touching your strings"

    rickwolff, Sep 4, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    5,231
    GretschWretch
    Sep 7, 2017
  22. elgecko

    Best bass for mountaineering

    elgecko, Aug 31, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    951
    bass12
    Sep 1, 2017
  23. Sam Dingle

    The life of a bassist

    Sam Dingle, Jul 20, 2017
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    1,199
    s van order
    Aug 17, 2017
  24. Two-Spirit

    All of the singers are crazy

    Two-Spirit, Aug 16, 2017
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    465
    MHT75
    Aug 16, 2017
  25. Howlin' Hanson

    There are no words...

    Howlin' Hanson, Jul 29, 2017
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    0
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    496
    Howlin' Hanson
    Jul 29, 2017
  26. zontar

    Musicians' brains: broken down into pie charts

    zontar, Jul 22, 2017
    Replies:
    1
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    680
    5StringBlues
    Jul 22, 2017
  27. Don Kasper

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda...

    Don Kasper, Jul 16, 2017
    Replies:
    1
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    522
    Carl Hillman
    Jul 16, 2017
  28. Don Kasper

    "Solos...That's right.Everybody gets one...", "...even the upright bass player....."

    Don Kasper, Apr 5, 2017
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    1,430
    Josh Kneisel
    Jun 16, 2017
  29. TwentyHz

    Are bridges shaped like skulls?

    TwentyHz, Jun 5, 2017
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    731
    Levin S
    Jun 5, 2017
  30. Dsk

    How to make a sucky bassist GREAT

    Dsk, May 28, 2017
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    799
    Dsk
    May 28, 2017
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