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Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
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    25,939
    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    0
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    7,220
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. Steve Boisen

    How not to play a guitarrón.

    Steve Boisen, Sep 13, 2018
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    2
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    814
    instrumentalist
    Dec 30, 2018
  2. Don Kasper

    Yuletide Felicitations!

    Don Kasper, Dec 25, 2018
    Replies:
    0
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    153
    Don Kasper
    Dec 25, 2018
  3. FiddleFixr

    Here's the proof

    FiddleFixr, Dec 19, 2018
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    407
    turf3
    Dec 20, 2018
  4. dreamadream99

    You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf? How about...

    dreamadream99, Dec 17, 2018
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    715
    fu22ba55
    Dec 19, 2018
  5. wkbryan

    Charlie Brown Christmas

    wkbryan, Dec 6, 2018
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    566
    Acoop
    Dec 13, 2018
  6. Don Kasper

    Kenny G. Real Estate Update!

    Don Kasper, Nov 17, 2018
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    541
    dhergert
    Dec 12, 2018
  7. Don Kasper

    Trio, (then Duo...)

    Don Kasper, Dec 7, 2016
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    1,393
    Carl Hillman
    Dec 7, 2018
  8. Steve Boisen

    Bass player wedding

    Steve Boisen, Jun 1, 2018
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    1,104
    Dean Foster
    Dec 7, 2018
  9. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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    72
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    8,492
    Anne Millington
    Dec 7, 2018
  10. Don Kasper

    "Solos...That's right.Everybody gets one...", "...even the upright bass player....."

    Don Kasper, Apr 5, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    2,581
    BrassedOn
    Nov 19, 2018
  11. ctrlzjones

    Are you guys aware of the "shred" clips on YT?

    ctrlzjones, Apr 1, 2018
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    16
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    1,159
    JRA
    Nov 9, 2018
  12. Don Kasper

    Miles angry at Herbie H.

    Don Kasper, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2 3
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    Views:
    3,417
    damonsmith
    Oct 30, 2018
  13. Dr. Love

    Constructive criticism from a four year old

    Dr. Love, Aug 18, 2018
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    14
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    1,016
    jj.833
    Oct 26, 2018
  14. vvvmmm

    Trending clichés

    vvvmmm, Oct 7, 2018
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    610
    DaveAceofBass
    Oct 10, 2018
  15. Don Kasper

    Mike Roetonal!!

    Don Kasper, Sep 30, 2018
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    297
    Don Kasper
    Sep 30, 2018
  16. Sean Riddle

    Life of a Double Bassist

    Sean Riddle, Sep 21, 2018
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    600
    Sean Riddle
    Sep 21, 2018
  17. Odeen

    Literary flatulence

    Odeen, Aug 23, 2018
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    466
    Carl Hillman
    Aug 24, 2018
  18. Ed Fuqua

    Bad puns

    Ed Fuqua, Jul 20, 2010 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
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    7,245
    Ostie
    Aug 1, 2018
  19. CaseyVancouver

    Singer Couldn't Find Mic - bandstand lunacy

    CaseyVancouver, Jul 30, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    403
    two fingers
    Jul 30, 2018
  20. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    2,254
    Stumbo
    Jun 15, 2018
  21. kian_dufner

    i think i saw this girl i used to knew/liked back in college?

    kian_dufner, Jun 12, 2018
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    710
    Grumry
    Jun 13, 2018
  22. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    65
    Views:
    8,870
    thmsjordan
    Jun 10, 2018
  23. rickwolff

    Visiting the 'Other Side'

    rickwolff, Dec 14, 2017 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    84
    Views:
    4,757
    dhergert
    May 30, 2018
  24. Don Kasper

    New E String!!! Has anyone tried this yet???

    Don Kasper, Apr 9, 2018
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    726
    jasonrp
    Apr 10, 2018
  25. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    67
    Views:
    15,448
    Agni
    Apr 10, 2018
  26. old spice

    Easter Island EUB

    old spice, Apr 5, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    387
    kesslari
    Apr 5, 2018
  27. Roger Davis

    Yesterday’s Gig

    Roger Davis, Jan 22, 2018
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    1,005
    Don Kasper
    Apr 1, 2018
  28. TwentyHz

    Funny orch instrument alt-names

    TwentyHz, Feb 12, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    492
    JRA
    Feb 12, 2018
  29. TwentyHz

    Owen Lee FB teaser

    TwentyHz, Jan 25, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    384
    geoffbassist
    Jan 25, 2018
  30. theshadow2001

    Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab

    theshadow2001, Dec 13, 2006 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    3,747
    XrisThaBassman
    Dec 23, 2017
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