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Bass Humor [DB]

Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
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    23,153
    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    0
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    5,651
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. Ed Fuqua

    Bad puns

    Ed Fuqua, Jul 20, 2010 ... 2
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    26
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    4,870
    Gravedigger Dav
    Sep 14, 2017
  2. rickwolff

    Reason to visit the other side (BG) sometimes: "My boobs are touching your strings"

    rickwolff, Sep 4, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
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    4,355
    GretschWretch
    Sep 7, 2017
  3. bassyes

    the true disadvantage of the Double Bass

    bassyes, Sep 3, 2017
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    4
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    238
    uncleSausageNek
    Sep 3, 2017
  4. elgecko

    Best bass for mountaineering

    elgecko, Aug 31, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    494
    bass12
    Sep 1, 2017
  5. bskts247

    The life of a bassist

    bskts247, Jul 20, 2017
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    788
    s van order
    Aug 17, 2017
  6. Two-Spirit

    All of the singers are crazy

    Two-Spirit, Aug 16, 2017
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    3
    Views:
    220
    MHT75
    Aug 16, 2017
  7. Michael Eisenman

    So many drummers, so little time

    Michael Eisenman, Aug 9, 2017
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    253
    Who da Ville
    Aug 11, 2017
  8. Howlin' Hanson

    There are no words...

    Howlin' Hanson, Jul 29, 2017
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    0
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    281
    Howlin' Hanson
    Jul 29, 2017
  9. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017
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    5
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    670
    2saddleslab
    Jul 22, 2017
  10. zontar

    Musicians' brains: broken down into pie charts

    zontar, Jul 22, 2017
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    1
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    343
    5StringBlues
    Jul 22, 2017
  11. Don Kasper

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda...

    Don Kasper, Jul 16, 2017
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    1
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    311
    Carl Hillman
    Jul 16, 2017
  12. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3
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    5,631
    s van order
    Jul 10, 2017
  13. Don Kasper

    "Solos...That's right.Everybody gets one...", "...even the upright bass player....."

    Don Kasper, Apr 5, 2017
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    9
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    1,154
    Josh Kneisel
    Jun 16, 2017
  14. TwentyHz

    Are bridges shaped like skulls?

    TwentyHz, Jun 5, 2017
    Replies:
    1
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    518
    Levin S
    Jun 5, 2017
  15. Dsk

    How to make a sucky bassist GREAT

    Dsk, May 28, 2017
    Replies:
    0
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    553
    Dsk
    May 28, 2017
  16. Don Kasper

    3 Year-old bassist.

    Don Kasper, Apr 24, 2017
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    10
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    812
    Don Kasper
    Apr 26, 2017
  17. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3
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    7,107
    YosemiteSam
    Apr 5, 2017
  18. DC Bass

    What's your favorite base?

    DC Bass, Apr 1, 2017
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    8
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    742
    gerry grable
    Apr 1, 2017
  19. farshore

    Entrepreneur

    farshore, Mar 21, 2017
    Replies:
    1
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    643
    mdcbass
    Mar 22, 2017
  20. misterbadger

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

    misterbadger, Mar 2, 2017
    Replies:
    1
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    870
    DC Bass
    Mar 5, 2017
  21. Axtman

    Man that cat can swing!

    Axtman, Feb 20, 2017
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    858
    CatSquare
    Feb 21, 2017
  22. Don Kasper

    Oh, Interwebz... I Lovz U!

    Don Kasper, Dec 10, 2016
    Replies:
    6
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    1,208
    rickwolff
    Dec 23, 2016
  23. Don Kasper

    Trio, (then Duo...)

    Don Kasper, Dec 7, 2016
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    950
    Don Kasper
    Dec 7, 2016
  24. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
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    10,827
    Groove Doctor
    Dec 2, 2016
  25. Steve Boisen

    Love that custom scroll!

    Steve Boisen, Nov 27, 2016
    Replies:
    9
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    1,157
    Steve Boisen
    Nov 27, 2016
  26. rickwolff

    Has anybody got a gig for me tonight in Pesacola Florida?

    rickwolff, Nov 27, 2016
    Replies:
    5
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    1,113
    rickwolff
    Nov 27, 2016
  27. gerry grable

    Boot search.

    gerry grable, Nov 21, 2016
    Replies:
    1
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    885
    turf3
    Nov 21, 2016
  28. sevenyearsdown

    So is that like, one of those ebay basses?

    sevenyearsdown, Nov 14, 2016
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    1
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    1,122
    jasonrp
    Nov 14, 2016
  29. mdcbass

    I think this applies DB and BG players

    mdcbass, Jul 12, 2016
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    4
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    1,662
    gerry grable
    Oct 23, 2016
  30. Don Kasper

    "Bjork on double-bass" - offshoot. Are they being Serious or Funny or Both?

    Don Kasper, Oct 9, 2016
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    1,328
    hdiddy
    Oct 18, 2016
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