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Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
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    25,345
    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    0
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    6,887
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. Dr. Love

    Constructive criticism from a four year old

    Dr. Love, Aug 18, 2018
    Replies:
    13
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    693
    dan1952
    Oct 20, 2018 at 10:24 AM
  2. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
    Views:
    7,648
    DrayMiles
    Oct 10, 2018
  3. vvvmmm

    Trending clichés

    vvvmmm, Oct 7, 2018
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    471
    DaveAceofBass
    Oct 10, 2018
  4. Don Kasper

    Mike Roetonal!!

    Don Kasper, Sep 30, 2018
    Replies:
    0
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    195
    Don Kasper
    Sep 30, 2018
  5. jazzcat_13

    Life of a Double Bassist

    jazzcat_13, Sep 21, 2018
    Replies:
    0
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    426
    jazzcat_13
    Sep 21, 2018
  6. Steve Boisen

    How not to play a guitarrón.

    Steve Boisen, Sep 13, 2018
    Replies:
    1
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    393
    turf3
    Sep 14, 2018
  7. Steve Boisen

    Bass player wedding

    Steve Boisen, Jun 1, 2018
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    766
    Steve Boisen
    Sep 10, 2018
  8. Odeen

    Literary flatulence

    Odeen, Aug 23, 2018
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    362
    Carl Hillman
    Aug 24, 2018
  9. Ed Fuqua

    Bad puns

    Ed Fuqua, Jul 20, 2010 ... 2
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    35
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    6,978
    Ostie
    Aug 1, 2018
  10. CaseyVancouver

    Singer Couldn't Find Mic - bandstand lunacy

    CaseyVancouver, Jul 30, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    284
    two fingers
    Jul 30, 2018
  11. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    2,065
    Stumbo
    Jun 15, 2018
  12. kian_dufner

    i think i saw this girl i used to knew/liked back in college?

    kian_dufner, Jun 12, 2018
    Replies:
    7
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    591
    Grumry
    Jun 13, 2018
  13. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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    65
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    8,593
    thmsjordan
    Jun 10, 2018
  14. rickwolff

    Visiting the 'Other Side'

    rickwolff, Dec 14, 2017 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    84
    Views:
    4,304
    dhergert
    May 30, 2018
  15. Don Kasper

    Miles angry at Herbie H.

    Don Kasper, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    52
    Views:
    2,632
    Fredrik E. Nilsen
    Apr 23, 2018
  16. Don Kasper

    New E String!!! Has anyone tried this yet???

    Don Kasper, Apr 9, 2018
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    593
    jasonrp
    Apr 10, 2018
  17. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    67
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    14,974
    Agni
    Apr 10, 2018
  18. old spice

    Easter Island EUB

    old spice, Apr 5, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    301
    kesslari
    Apr 5, 2018
  19. ctrlzjones

    Are you guys aware of the "shred" clips on YT?

    ctrlzjones, Apr 1, 2018
    Replies:
    8
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    566
    ctrlzjones
    Apr 2, 2018
  20. Roger Davis

    Yesterday’s Gig

    Roger Davis, Jan 22, 2018
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    866
    Don Kasper
    Apr 1, 2018
  21. TwentyHz

    Funny orch instrument alt-names

    TwentyHz, Feb 12, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    410
    JRA
    Feb 12, 2018
  22. TwentyHz

    Owen Lee FB teaser

    TwentyHz, Jan 25, 2018
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    297
    geoffbassist
    Jan 25, 2018
  23. theshadow2001

    Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab

    theshadow2001, Dec 13, 2006 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    3,523
    XrisThaBassman
    Dec 23, 2017
  24. Deltatim

    Thumpers response to comments overheard after gig

    Deltatim, Dec 9, 2017
    Replies:
    0
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    548
    Deltatim
    Dec 9, 2017
  25. bassyes

    the true disadvantage of the Double Bass

    bassyes, Sep 3, 2017
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    1,174
    Adam Booker
    Nov 28, 2017
  26. Michael Eisenman

    So many drummers, so little time

    Michael Eisenman, Aug 9, 2017
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    751
    Captain Comet
    Nov 28, 2017
  27. pdshane

    Found this on eBay just now.... (or, lost in the translation)

    pdshane, Sep 29, 2017
    Replies:
    0
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    746
    pdshane
    Sep 29, 2017
  28. rickwolff

    Reason to visit the other side (BG) sometimes: "My boobs are touching your strings"

    rickwolff, Sep 4, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    5,506
    GretschWretch
    Sep 7, 2017
  29. elgecko

    Best bass for mountaineering

    elgecko, Aug 31, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    1,076
    bass12
    Sep 1, 2017
  30. Sam Dingle

    The life of a bassist

    Sam Dingle, Jul 20, 2017
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    1,340
    s van order
    Aug 17, 2017
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