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Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. TroyK

    TBDB FAQs

    TroyK, Nov 3, 2006 ... 3 4 5
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    22,154
    dvmweb
    Jan 31, 2011
  2. Francois Blais

    Dealing with SPAM

    Francois Blais, Aug 12, 2006
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    5,322
    Francois Blais
    Aug 12, 2006
  1. EmilyH

    Funny T-Shirt saying

    EmilyH, Jun 23, 2017 at 11:40 AM
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    1
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    99
    PauFerro
    Jun 23, 2017 at 10:05 PM
  2. Don Kasper

    "Solos...That's right.Everybody gets one...", "...even the upright bass player....."

    Don Kasper, Apr 5, 2017
    Replies:
    9
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    859
    Josh Kneisel
    Jun 16, 2017
  3. TwentyHz

    Are bridges shaped like skulls?

    TwentyHz, Jun 5, 2017
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    1
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    200
    Levin S
    Jun 5, 2017
  4. Dsk

    How to make a sucky bassist GREAT

    Dsk, May 28, 2017
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    0
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    257
    Dsk
    May 28, 2017
  5. Don Kasper

    3 Year-old bassist.

    Don Kasper, Apr 24, 2017
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    10
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    582
    Don Kasper
    Apr 26, 2017
  6. Beginner Bass

    Have you ever had a pet chew your instrument?

    Beginner Bass, Feb 20, 2011 ... 2 3
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    6,504
    YosemiteSam
    Apr 5, 2017
  7. DC Bass

    What's your favorite base?

    DC Bass, Apr 1, 2017
    Replies:
    8
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    521
    gerry grable
    Apr 1, 2017
  8. farshore

    Entrepreneur

    farshore, Mar 21, 2017
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    1
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    452
    mdcbass
    Mar 22, 2017
  9. misterbadger

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

    misterbadger, Mar 2, 2017
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    1
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    593
    DC Bass
    Mar 5, 2017
  10. Axtman

    Man that cat can swing!

    Axtman, Feb 20, 2017
    Replies:
    2
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    617
    CatSquare
    Feb 21, 2017
  11. Don Kasper

    Oh, Interwebz... I Lovz U!

    Don Kasper, Dec 10, 2016
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    1,013
    rickwolff
    Dec 23, 2016
  12. Don Kasper

    Trio, (then Duo...)

    Don Kasper, Dec 7, 2016
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    760
    Don Kasper
    Dec 7, 2016
  13. NicholasF

    Some jokes only bassists get...

    NicholasF, Feb 29, 2012 ... 2 3
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    10,042
    Groove Doctor
    Dec 2, 2016
  14. Steve Boisen

    Love that custom scroll!

    Steve Boisen, Nov 27, 2016
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    967
    Steve Boisen
    Nov 27, 2016
  15. rickwolff

    Has anybody got a gig for me tonight in Pesacola Florida?

    rickwolff, Nov 27, 2016
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    881
    rickwolff
    Nov 27, 2016
  16. gerry grable

    Boot search.

    gerry grable, Nov 21, 2016
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    1
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    706
    turf3
    Nov 21, 2016
  17. sevenyearsdown

    So is that like, one of those ebay basses?

    sevenyearsdown, Nov 14, 2016
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    1
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    911
    jasonrp
    Nov 14, 2016
  18. mdcbass

    I think this applies DB and BG players

    mdcbass, Jul 12, 2016
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    1,457
    gerry grable
    Oct 23, 2016
  19. Don Kasper

    "Bjork on double-bass" - offshoot. Are they being Serious or Funny or Both?

    Don Kasper, Oct 9, 2016
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    1,112
    hdiddy
    Oct 18, 2016
  20. rickwolff

    Reason to visit the other side (BG) sometimes: "My boobs are touching your strings"

    rickwolff, Sep 4, 2016 ... 2
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    2,541
    bassfacer22
    Sep 11, 2016
  21. emilio g

    Bass-Like Objects—Blows or Blobs?

    emilio g, Jun 24, 2016
    Replies:
    8
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    1,278
    PaulJSmith
    Jun 30, 2016
  22. The Diaper Geni

    Flutes, flop sweat and business cards.

    The Diaper Geni, May 20, 2016
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    1,334
    Jason Hollar
    Jun 22, 2016
  23. Bethelbass1

    Don't you ever wish you played flute?

    Bethelbass1, Feb 13, 2005 ... 9 10 11
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    JohnBarr
    Jun 13, 2016
  24. Mike Goodbar

    Oh no you dih -in't.

    Mike Goodbar, May 25, 2016
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    1,301
    Chris Fitzgerald
    May 25, 2016
  25. 61pollmann

    Funny

    61pollmann, May 19, 2016
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    3
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    1,294
    KUNGfuSHERIFF
    May 19, 2016
  26. Dean Foster

    Have you ever been Caddyshacked?

    Dean Foster, May 6, 2016
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    1,209
    Dean Foster
    May 6, 2016
  27. Don Kasper

    Be careful when you ask to "sit in" on a gig...

    Don Kasper, May 1, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    24
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    3,047
    David Jayne
    May 6, 2016
  28. rolandm

    Had your bass mistaken for a cello?

    rolandm, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    45
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    4,722
    Feral Feline
    Mar 31, 2016
  29. jsf729

    Bird Lives

    jsf729, Mar 6, 2016
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    0
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    1,091
    jsf729
    Mar 6, 2016
  30. Don Kasper

    Buddy Rich is Dead...

    Don Kasper, Mar 4, 2016
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    1,409
    amusicalperson
    Mar 4, 2016
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