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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 200 201 202
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    timber22
    timber22
    Sep 25, 2016 at 8:07 AM
  2. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 5 6 7
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    RustyAxe
    RustyAxe
    Sep 22, 2016 at 3:36 PM
  3. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 26 27 28
    Replies:
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    160,928
    Tjazz5
    Tjazz5
    Sep 22, 2016 at 11:42 AM
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. Dayjin39

    Most Annoying Things To Hear As A Bassist

    Dayjin39, Sep 24, 2016 at 9:03 PM ... 4 5 6
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    2,802
    john m
    john m
    Sep 25, 2016 at 10:54 AM
  2. twinjet

    Gig report TBA

    twinjet, Sep 25, 2016 at 3:11 AM
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    82
    twinjet
    twinjet
    Sep 25, 2016 at 10:09 AM
  3. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 280 281 282
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    BassRadiant
    BassRadiant
    Sep 25, 2016 at 8:58 AM
  4. pappabass

    I want a Fodinkledorfsky bass !!

    pappabass, Sep 19, 2016 at 9:48 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    24
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    526
    allenhumble
    allenhumble
    Sep 25, 2016 at 8:54 AM
  5. matthewbrown

    BOAT GIGS: WHY?

    matthewbrown, Jun 3, 2016
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    18
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    828
    mdlewis
    mdlewis
    Sep 25, 2016 at 7:37 AM
  6. staurosjohn

    Last night's gig !

    staurosjohn, Sep 23, 2016 at 2:35 PM
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    17
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    622
    dbase
    dbase
    Sep 25, 2016 at 6:41 AM
  7. Jamvan

    The Waiting Really IS the Hardest Part

    Jamvan, Sep 24, 2016 at 11:15 AM
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    1
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    101
    dtripoli
    dtripoli
    Sep 24, 2016 at 5:34 PM
  8. frsbdg

    What was your worst on-stage screwup?

    frsbdg, Apr 16, 2016 ... 8 9 10
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    193
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    7,938
    RSBBass
    RSBBass
    Sep 24, 2016 at 12:32 PM
  9. twinjet

    Reasons to justify bass acquisitions

    twinjet, Aug 31, 2016 ... 2
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    29
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    823
    btmpancake
    btmpancake
    Sep 24, 2016 at 11:16 AM
  10. Blue Dragon

    No weed guy in a Yes weed band

    Blue Dragon, Sep 20, 2016 at 3:10 PM ... 11 12 13
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    6,806
    bluesblaster
    bluesblaster
    Sep 24, 2016 at 10:39 AM
  11. twinjet

    TalkBass Q&A Game

    twinjet, Jan 30, 2016 ... 70 71 72
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    1,433
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    14,125
    Spidey2112
    Spidey2112
    Sep 24, 2016 at 7:14 AM
  12. dtripoli

    I'll Never, Ever Be in a Band w/ Ukulele...again

    dtripoli, May 11, 2016 ... 2 3
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    1,856
    Ubersheist
    Ubersheist
    Sep 23, 2016 at 4:35 PM
  13. rogerbmiller

    Request: ease up on the wood bass advocacy

    rogerbmiller, Feb 7, 2016 ... 2 3
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    1,819
    kcole4001
    kcole4001
    Sep 23, 2016 at 3:59 PM
  14. MrLenny1

    Go Patriots

    MrLenny1, Sep 22, 2016 at 11:09 PM
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    3
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    109
    btmpancake
    btmpancake
    Sep 23, 2016 at 2:13 PM
  15. pklima

    Songs you're tempted to cover, but know you shouldn't

    pklima, May 13, 2016 ... 7 8 9
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    168
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    7,913
    ONYX
    ONYX
    Sep 23, 2016 at 8:43 AM
  16. babaseen

    Hendrix Tribute gig...what's a bass player to do

    babaseen, Jul 6, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    3,628
    Rocker949
    Rocker949
    Sep 22, 2016 at 11:39 PM
  17. BassFishingInAmerica

    Best Examples of "Paying Your Dues" as a Musician

    BassFishingInAmerica, Sep 16, 2016
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    536
    Vanceman
    Vanceman
    Sep 22, 2016 at 7:49 PM
  18. Rev J

    Favorite Beavis and Butthead video critiques.

    Rev J, Sep 9, 2016 ... 2
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    845
    Rev J
    Rev J
    Sep 22, 2016 at 7:22 PM
  19. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 40 41 42
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    30,156
    Holdsg
    Holdsg
    Sep 22, 2016 at 6:33 PM
  20. Mark McClelland

    Mark's Diaries - The unflinching account of trying to make it as a professional bass player

    Mark McClelland, Mar 4, 2016 ... 7 8 9
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    8,389
    Mark McClelland
    Mark McClelland
    Sep 22, 2016 at 10:18 AM
  21. twinjet

    Cool gig wknd

    twinjet, Sep 20, 2016 at 2:30 AM
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    300
    Gaolee
    Gaolee
    Sep 22, 2016 at 9:38 AM
  22. Jimmy4string

    Band dudes -we are all crazy!

    Jimmy4string, Sep 16, 2016
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    395
    Gravedigger Dav
    Gravedigger Dav
    Sep 22, 2016 at 8:36 AM
  23. pklima

    I construct a virtual death metal singerbabe

    pklima, Mar 30, 2016 ... 2 3
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    2,368
    pklima
    pklima
    Sep 22, 2016 at 2:19 AM
  24. EddiePlaysBass

    "My b**bs are touching your strings"

    EddiePlaysBass, Sep 4, 2016 ... 7 8 9
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    12,264
    bassfacer22
    bassfacer22
    Sep 21, 2016 at 2:40 PM
  25. Gaolee

    Another gig that didn't happen

    Gaolee, Sep 20, 2016 at 3:26 PM
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    268
    ashtray
    ashtray
    Sep 21, 2016 at 11:31 AM
  26. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/KRB at Cars Land 9/15/16

    BassCliff, Sep 18, 2016 ... 2
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    27
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    768
    Jimmy4string
    Jimmy4string
    Sep 21, 2016 at 10:23 AM
  27. nixdad

    Nixdad with The Fab 8 Acoustic Beatles Band, October 30, 2015 - w/HD Video

    nixdad, Sep 18, 2016 ... 2
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    30
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    564
    nixdad
    nixdad
    Sep 21, 2016 at 9:11 AM
  28. s0c9

    Swift Justice at Southern Junction Sept 2016

    s0c9, Sep 18, 2016
    Replies:
    19
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    557
    nixdad
    nixdad
    Sep 21, 2016 at 5:45 AM
  29. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/KRB at Mann Biomedical Center 9/17/16

    BassCliff, Sep 19, 2016 at 12:27 AM
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    12
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    373
    Bassed in NZ
    Bassed in NZ
    Sep 21, 2016 at 4:29 AM
  30. dadglasser

    Amazing CraigsList Post: I remake your guitar with wood burning marks to teach you how to play!

    dadglasser, Sep 19, 2016 at 7:21 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
    Views:
    2,593
    Hotblack
    Hotblack
    Sep 20, 2016 at 11:16 AM
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