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Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 540 541 542
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    Bunk McNulty
    Nov 18, 2018 at 10:56 AM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 55 56 57
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    Zooberwerx
    Nov 17, 2018 at 12:29 PM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    ArtechnikA
    Sep 15, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. donkeygrl

    Annoying things that tipsy people do at gigs...

    donkeygrl, Oct 22, 2018 ... 8 9 10
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    Microbass
    Nov 18, 2018 at 11:29 AM
  2. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Gilley's Las Vegas, 11/16-17/18

    BassCliff, Nov 16, 2018 at 5:00 AM ... 2
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    951
    Kitsapbass
    Nov 18, 2018 at 11:03 AM
  3. plankspanker13

    "I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux

    plankspanker13, Jan 5, 2013 ... 99 100 101
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    mesaplayer83
    Nov 18, 2018 at 9:55 AM
  4. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 571 572 573
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    352,154
    Jay2U
    Nov 18, 2018 at 6:42 AM
  5. Son of Wobble

    Final Gig: Son of Wobble at Hollywood Forever Cemetery

    Son of Wobble, Nov 17, 2018 at 8:01 AM ... 2
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    1,326
    Funkmabassup
    Nov 18, 2018 at 3:19 AM
  6. Bassa Nova

    Cartoon Bass and Guitar - always 4 strings

    Bassa Nova, Nov 12, 2018 at 2:09 PM ... 2 3 4
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    1,430
    Marc DLarosa
    Nov 18, 2018 at 2:28 AM
  7. mrjim123

    Soviet Guitar - No, Comrade, No!

    mrjim123, Nov 6, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    zontar
    Nov 18, 2018 at 2:06 AM
  8. Steven Ayres

    Toothpicks -- anyone ever heard this story?

    Steven Ayres, Nov 16, 2018 at 10:40 PM
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    236
    Michedelic
    Nov 18, 2018 at 12:16 AM
  9. el jeffe bass

    Busted

    el jeffe bass, Nov 17, 2018 at 11:38 AM
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    283
    twinjet
    Nov 17, 2018 at 11:45 PM
  10. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 75 76 77
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    5StringBlues
    Nov 17, 2018 at 9:24 PM
  11. pklima

    Updating cover song lyrics

    pklima, Nov 17, 2018 at 10:59 AM
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    144
    richntiff
    Nov 17, 2018 at 7:16 PM
  12. 4 Strings Good

    How To Post A Craigslist Ad

    4 Strings Good, Nov 17, 2018 at 3:09 PM
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    bluefizz
    Nov 17, 2018 at 5:34 PM
  13. Axtman

    Remember that guy that brought the wrong bass to the gig?

    Axtman, Nov 17, 2018 at 1:30 PM
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    184
    equill
    Nov 17, 2018 at 2:19 PM
  14. dvs20

    Finally had a malfunction during a gig

    dvs20, Nov 17, 2018 at 8:28 AM
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    173
    jbybj
    Nov 17, 2018 at 12:25 PM
  15. Kitsapbass

    Sub Gig that turned into Jam Night

    Kitsapbass, Nov 17, 2018 at 11:18 AM
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    138
    Nashrakh
    Nov 17, 2018 at 12:23 PM
  16. MattSasquatch

    Isn't From a Bass Gig, But...

    MattSasquatch, Nov 15, 2018 at 6:13 PM
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    272
    JRA
    Nov 17, 2018 at 11:04 AM
  17. bearfoot

    We LOVE Music Appreciation!

    bearfoot, Nov 17, 2018 at 9:09 AM
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    bearfoot
    Nov 17, 2018 at 9:09 AM
  18. hrodbert696

    Chicks at Shows #12: Thank you for your indulgence

    hrodbert696, Jul 11, 2014 ... 30 31 32
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    buldog5151bass
    Nov 17, 2018 at 7:15 AM
  19. Bass V

    remember this young drummer for future reference ...and avoidance

    Bass V, Nov 15, 2018 at 4:10 AM ... 2 3
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    BassCliff
    Nov 17, 2018 at 5:54 AM
  20. wizerd

    If the name of your band was your day jobs...

    wizerd, Nov 11, 2018 ... 12 13 14
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    2BitHack
    Nov 17, 2018 at 12:44 AM
  21. JSandbloom

    First Gig experence with members of Merle's band, The Strangers

    JSandbloom, Mar 12, 2018
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    fhm555
    Nov 16, 2018 at 10:16 PM
  22. ialma

    Trading war stories - live shows that went so wrong

    ialma, Nov 11, 2018 ... 2 3
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    donkeygrl
    Nov 16, 2018 at 9:16 PM
  23. dukey donkey

    My son's first performance (Squier vm jag content)

    dukey donkey, Nov 15, 2018 at 9:10 AM ... 2
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    739
    McG
    Nov 16, 2018 at 6:19 PM
  24. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Downtown Disney, 11/14/18

    BassCliff, Nov 15, 2018 at 3:59 PM
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    McG
    Nov 16, 2018 at 5:53 PM
  25. BobDeRosa

    Like Heavy Metal? You might be brilliant!

    BobDeRosa, Nov 14, 2018 at 7:30 AM ... 2
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    1,130
    Ironbar
    Nov 16, 2018 at 11:18 AM
  26. Axtman

    Note to Self: Always check the gig bag before you leave the house!

    Axtman, Nov 13, 2018 at 7:09 PM ... 2 3 4
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    2,113
    Holy Diver
    Nov 16, 2018 at 9:58 AM
  27. SWRnut

    Gig Report - Interstate Exiles @ Fairfield County Poker Run 11/10/18

    SWRnut, Nov 12, 2018 at 7:48 PM
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    389
    Rebel Rocker
    Nov 16, 2018 at 6:55 AM
  28. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 175 176 177
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    RandM
    Nov 16, 2018 at 6:38 AM
  29. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/TW at Paradise Pier Hotel-Disneyland, 11/13/18

    BassCliff, Nov 14, 2018 at 5:59 PM ... 2
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    26
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    878
    Bunk McNulty
    Nov 15, 2018 at 6:46 PM
  30. LowStringNinja

    What's the best hat for playing bass?

    LowStringNinja, Mar 11, 2016 ... 4 5 6
    Replies:
    106
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    6,729
    oldrocker
    Nov 15, 2018 at 12:55 PM
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