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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 363 364 365
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    dbase
    Oct 21, 2017 at 9:19 AM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 35 36 37
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    327
    Oct 9, 2017
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    140
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    64,949
    TomB
    Sep 5, 2017
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. bongostealth

    Basses...

    bongostealth, Oct 20, 2017 at 10:39 AM ... 2 3 4
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    1,323
    nbsipics
    Oct 21, 2017 at 10:55 AM
  2. Marley's Ghost

    Best CL ad I've seen in awile.

    Marley's Ghost, Oct 16, 2017 at 5:35 AM
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    395
    two fingers
    Oct 21, 2017 at 8:59 AM
  3. Liam Wald

    Everyone is a Bass Player

    Liam Wald, Oct 20, 2017 at 2:29 PM
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    185
    buldog5151bass
    Oct 21, 2017 at 8:42 AM
  4. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 29 30 31
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    repoman
    Oct 21, 2017 at 8:23 AM
  5. McG

    It Was 50 Years Ago Today...

    McG, Sep 1, 2017 ... 2
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    35
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    1,186
    repoman
    Oct 21, 2017 at 8:15 AM
  6. eb3mike

    Weird Gigs

    eb3mike, May 15, 2013 ... 5 6 7
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    Bard2dbone
    Oct 21, 2017 at 5:47 AM
  7. GentProvocateur

    Death of a music venue

    GentProvocateur, Oct 16, 2017 at 6:16 PM ... 2
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    32
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    680
    FNHScar17s
    Oct 20, 2017 at 11:40 PM
  8. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 76 77 78
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    Shannon
    Oct 20, 2017 at 7:23 PM
  9. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/True Willie at Tudor House, 10/14/17

    BassCliff, Oct 16, 2017 at 3:29 PM
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    498
    BassCliff
    Oct 20, 2017 at 6:58 PM
  10. buldog5151bass

    Tough night

    buldog5151bass, Sep 17, 2017 ... 2 3
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    2,456
    buldog5151bass
    Oct 20, 2017 at 5:35 PM
  11. staurosjohn

    Learning To Live With Loss of a Loved One

    staurosjohn, Oct 19, 2017 at 3:34 PM
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    217
    McG
    Oct 20, 2017 at 3:15 PM
  12. TimBosby

    I've found the cure for G.A.S.

    TimBosby, Jul 25, 2015 ... 2 3
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    2,586
    dvs20
    Oct 20, 2017 at 1:33 PM
  13. pklima

    What would Chuck Berry say about your music?

    pklima, Oct 17, 2017 at 2:08 AM ... 2
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    456
    electracoyote
    Oct 20, 2017 at 12:07 PM
  14. jwilson67

    Just a picture from rehearsal with my Genesis tribute

    jwilson67, Oct 16, 2017 at 1:16 PM
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    410
    filmtex
    Oct 20, 2017 at 11:35 AM
  15. bobyoung53

    Obscure original versions which were as good if not better than hit cover versions

    bobyoung53, Nov 10, 2016 ... 31 32 33
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    24,025
    JRA
    Oct 20, 2017 at 11:03 AM
  16. Josh Gone

    Nursing home gig story

    Josh Gone, Oct 19, 2017 at 5:48 AM ... 3 4 5
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    2,345
    1st Bass
    Oct 20, 2017 at 10:52 AM
  17. guy n. cognito

    Venue owners: how NOT to promote live music!!

    guy n. cognito, Oct 19, 2017 at 8:24 AM
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    838
    FunkHead
    Oct 20, 2017 at 8:54 AM
  18. markoc

    Dealing with unsolicited advice

    markoc, Oct 16, 2017 at 6:28 PM ... 5 6 7
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    3,368
    jive1
    Oct 20, 2017 at 8:18 AM
  19. Axtman

    What is a group of bass guitars called?

    Axtman, Oct 17, 2017 at 11:10 AM ... 9 10 11
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    Wisebass
    Oct 20, 2017 at 1:32 AM
  20. staurosjohn

    What if it’s not an excuse...

    staurosjohn, Oct 17, 2017 at 8:03 AM ... 2 3 4
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    2,163
    Richland123
    Oct 19, 2017 at 4:44 PM
  21. staurosjohn

    Harford Co. (MD) Sheriff’s Dept. Annual Toy Drive

    staurosjohn, Oct 17, 2017 at 8:08 AM
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    163
    dbase
    Oct 19, 2017 at 8:28 AM
  22. pklima

    What does the word "acoustic" mean nowadays?

    pklima, Sep 29, 2017 ... 3 4 5
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    3,785
    Ukiah Bass
    Oct 18, 2017 at 5:07 PM
  23. rtav

    Nevermind JFK - 432 vs 440 Hz is THE conspiracy of the past 100 years.

    rtav, Jun 1, 2015
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    3
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    559
    Anders Barfod
    Oct 18, 2017 at 4:04 PM
  24. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 445 446 447
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    260,252
    Drgonzonm
    Oct 18, 2017 at 9:53 AM
  25. pbass888

    Road gig ...Marauders head south to Florida

    pbass888, Oct 14, 2017 ... 2
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    25
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    780
    pbass888
    Oct 17, 2017 at 5:46 PM
  26. Joe Nerve

    Why it's always good to be early...

    Joe Nerve, Oct 16, 2017 at 5:32 AM ... 3 4 5
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    3,233
    okcrum
    Oct 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM
  27. Crusher47

    Gig pics and a question

    Crusher47, Oct 14, 2017 ... 2
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    30
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    1,392
    Wicked G
    Oct 17, 2017 at 1:17 PM
  28. Chuck Chill-Out

    Audition During Packing for a Move

    Chuck Chill-Out, Oct 11, 2017
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    13
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    371
    gln1955
    Oct 17, 2017 at 7:36 AM
  29. Mark McClelland

    Mark's Diaries - The unflinching account of trying to make it as a professional bass player

    Mark McClelland, Mar 4, 2016 ... 14 15 16
    Replies:
    311
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    20,818
    Mark McClelland
    Oct 17, 2017 at 5:46 AM
  30. HolmeBass

    HolmeBass w/ Alligator @ Freefall at IX ArtPark

    HolmeBass, Oct 14, 2017
    Replies:
    13
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    296
    HolmeBass
    Oct 16, 2017 at 10:19 PM
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