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Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]

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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 724 725 726
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    BassCliff
    Jan 28, 2020 at 3:02 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 66 67 68
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    276,740
    Headshrinker
    Jan 24, 2020 at 7:31 AM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
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    86,712
    GospelMuzishn
    Jun 25, 2019
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    288,619
    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. mrjim123

    The Band Name Game

    mrjim123, Mar 29, 2019 ... 477 478 479
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    92,596
    biguglyman
    Jan 29, 2020 at 5:31 AM
  2. songwriter21

    When it keeps going wrong....

    songwriter21, Jan 26, 2020 at 1:20 PM
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    7
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    318
    Lagado
    Jan 29, 2020 at 4:47 AM
  3. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 466 467 468
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    246,702
    Winslow
    Jan 29, 2020 at 4:37 AM
  4. Bahjark

    Church bassist asked play in darkened storage closet.

    Bahjark, Jan 29, 2020 at 3:44 AM
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    62
    Bahjark
    Jan 29, 2020 at 3:44 AM
  5. Axtman

    Someone plays better than you?

    Axtman, Jan 27, 2020 at 4:27 PM ... 10 11 12
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    232
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    4,160
    jt62
    Jan 29, 2020 at 3:33 AM
  6. Beej

    You must be a bass player

    Beej, Jan 28, 2020 at 9:51 AM ... 2 3
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    43
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    1,752
    Avigdor
    Jan 29, 2020 at 2:52 AM
  7. bobyoung53

    Worst band name you have ever heard.

    bobyoung53, Apr 15, 2019 ... 33 34 35
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    696
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    31,407
    Green1
    Jan 29, 2020 at 1:49 AM
  8. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 118 119 120
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    96,043
    Electricalbass
    Jan 29, 2020 at 12:39 AM
  9. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Downtown Disney, 1/22/20

    BassCliff, Jan 28, 2020 at 5:07 PM
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    2
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    127
    McG
    Jan 29, 2020 at 12:35 AM
  10. Helix

    New EP release at DIY Underground Show this Friday

    Helix, Jan 27, 2020 at 8:32 PM
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    4
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    105
    Helix
    Jan 28, 2020 at 7:37 PM
  11. RustyAxe

    Bass player recognition ...

    RustyAxe, Jan 26, 2020 at 2:16 PM
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    12
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    380
    two fingers
    Jan 28, 2020 at 7:15 PM
  12. Drucifer

    Carrot News Megathread

    Drucifer, Jun 7, 2018 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    158
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    6,628
    Michedelic
    Jan 28, 2020 at 7:04 PM
  13. Paulabass

    Joe Mancuso and the Mill St. Band pt. 1

    Paulabass, Jan 28, 2020 at 8:52 AM
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    157
    Paulabass
    Jan 28, 2020 at 4:26 PM
  14. Moedailey

    A little Guitar

    Moedailey, Jan 25, 2020 at 10:25 PM
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    5
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    222
    Slater
    Jan 28, 2020 at 4:23 PM
  15. Bubble

    Dumb Salesman at GC

    Bubble, Oct 24, 2019 ... 9 10 11
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    202
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    11,294
    Bubble
    Jan 28, 2020 at 4:00 PM
  16. EddiePlaysBass

    Two weird occurrences in one practice

    EddiePlaysBass, Jan 28, 2020 at 1:04 AM
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    264
    Killed_by_Death
    Jan 28, 2020 at 3:34 PM
  17. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 640 641 642
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    432,270
    pklima
    Jan 28, 2020 at 1:46 PM
  18. Ekulati

    When some ladies start chatting you up on the break before your wife arrives...

    Ekulati, Jan 25, 2020 at 8:49 PM ... 4 5 6
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    3,990
    Greywoulf
    Jan 28, 2020 at 12:50 PM
  19. RustyAxe

    Can't make this up ...

    RustyAxe, Jan 26, 2020 at 7:56 PM ... 2
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    24
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    1,159
    RustyAxe
    Jan 28, 2020 at 7:01 AM
  20. RustyAxe

    You can't make this stuff up ... CL

    RustyAxe, Mar 15, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    4,055
    el jeffe bass
    Jan 27, 2020 at 10:47 PM
  21. npbassman

    Happy Hour gigs in Florida (and elsewhere)...is it a thing?

    npbassman, Jan 24, 2020 at 5:08 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
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    1,452
    The Bass Clef
    Jan 27, 2020 at 9:50 PM
  22. Richland123

    Ruin A Band Name With Just One Letter

    Richland123, Jul 18, 2019 ... 65 66 67
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    1326
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    30,957
    Road Hat
    Jan 27, 2020 at 5:29 PM
  23. jamro217

    Dad band names

    jamro217, Mar 29, 2018 ... 67 68 69
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    1361
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    57,129
    vvvmmm
    Jan 27, 2020 at 1:13 PM
  24. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 71 72 73
    Replies:
    1441
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    205,635
    Richland123
    Jan 27, 2020 at 12:27 PM
  25. negriljerry

    Here I sit, 2 hours early...

    negriljerry, Jan 23, 2020 at 7:16 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    25
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    1,399
    rtslinger
    Jan 27, 2020 at 7:13 AM
  26. MikeBass

    Bassists who ride motorcycles gang

    MikeBass, Oct 4, 2010 ... 68 69 70
    Replies:
    1392
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    114,337
    Wild_Bill_57
    Jan 26, 2020 at 7:55 PM
  27. brokencode

    WinnieFest - Galveston, TX

    brokencode, Aug 28, 2018
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    4
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    630
    brokencode
    Jan 26, 2020 at 6:49 PM
  28. logdrum

    Is your SO worried about you and groupies?

    logdrum, Jan 22, 2020 ... 8 9 10
    Replies:
    184
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    6,314
    dbsfgyd1
    Jan 26, 2020 at 1:51 PM
  29. redwood

    How many gigs did YOU play last year?

    redwood, Jan 3, 2020 ... 12 13 14
    Replies:
    263
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    6,031
    Kevin Colt
    Jan 26, 2020 at 1:22 PM
  30. LuckyScott

    Gig Report Whisky a GoGo, Hollywood

    LuckyScott, Jan 11, 2020 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    59
    Views:
    2,801
    LuckyScott
    Jan 26, 2020 at 11:26 AM
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