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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 561 562 563
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    BassCliff
    Jan 16, 2019 at 8:52 AM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 57 58 59
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    KromaatiKlauun
    Jan 15, 2019 at 2:17 PM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    76,654
    ArtechnikA
    Sep 15, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. Scottgun

    Your favorite fake bass playing

    Scottgun, Jan 15, 2019 at 4:34 PM ... 2
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    778
    Pilgrim
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:39 AM
  2. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 79 80 81
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    62,355
    Bunk McNulty
    Jan 16, 2019 at 9:19 AM
  3. CaseyVancouver

    6,8,10,12 String Bass Players Should Check This Out

    CaseyVancouver, Jan 15, 2019 at 8:05 PM
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    204
    Chauncy
    Jan 16, 2019 at 4:37 AM
  4. Bunk McNulty

    Please help my achieve my lifelong ambition...

    Bunk McNulty, Jan 11, 2019 at 4:43 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
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    1,332
    fhm555
    Jan 16, 2019 at 3:36 AM
  5. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 16 17 18
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    48,269
    FingerDub
    Jan 16, 2019 at 3:32 AM
  6. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 196 197 198
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    rust_preacher
    Jan 16, 2019 at 2:51 AM
  7. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Old Crow Smokehouse, 1/12/19

    BassCliff, Jan 13, 2019 at 8:49 PM ... 2
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    27
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    899
    BassCliff
    Jan 15, 2019 at 11:41 PM
  8. mrcbass

    Mutli Band Gig fiasco

    mrcbass, Jan 14, 2019 at 10:58 AM
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    352
    Tony In Philly
    Jan 15, 2019 at 8:48 PM
  9. Jborg

    Dedication? Your wife is in labor and you’re on stage.

    Jborg, Jan 13, 2019 at 1:25 PM ... 2 3 4
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    1,763
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 15, 2019 at 8:18 PM
  10. Tony In Philly

    Tony In Philly with The Flathead Band at Brittingham's Pub 01/12/19

    Tony In Philly, Jan 15, 2019 at 2:09 PM
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    307
    pablomago
    Jan 15, 2019 at 7:22 PM
  11. bobyoung53

    Obscure original versions which were as good if not better than hit cover versions

    bobyoung53, Nov 10, 2016 ... 46 47 48
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    bobyoung53
    Jan 15, 2019 at 6:04 PM
  12. mpm32

    My guide to new bass purchases

    mpm32, Jan 15, 2019 at 4:01 PM
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    mpm32
    Jan 15, 2019 at 4:01 PM
  13. Bass V

    ))))))COLORSOUND(((((((

    Bass V, Jan 15, 2019 at 2:38 AM
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    194
    bassbrad
    Jan 15, 2019 at 3:34 PM
  14. el murdoque

    Have you ever had problems covering .... yourself ?

    el murdoque, Jan 13, 2019 at 2:44 PM ... 2
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    1,158
    dbase
    Jan 15, 2019 at 7:31 AM
  15. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 580 581 582
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    PillO
    Jan 15, 2019 at 5:58 AM
  16. Matt O

    Photo Caption? (Bass Ninja Content)

    Matt O, Aug 30, 2017 ... 2
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    20
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    922
    trailer
    Jan 15, 2019 at 12:03 AM
  17. SWRnut

    Gig Report - Interstate Exiles @ Shooey Malone's - Lexington, SC - 1/12/19

    SWRnut, Jan 14, 2019 at 2:41 PM
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    207
    filmtex
    Jan 14, 2019 at 6:14 PM
  18. ialma

    Trading war stories - live shows that went so wrong

    ialma, Nov 11, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    3,862
    NZBassman
    Jan 14, 2019 at 2:09 PM
  19. tedious1

    Pre-Gig report - 20 years ago, four guys with one dumb idea...

    tedious1, Dec 28, 2018
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    792
    tedious1
    Jan 14, 2019 at 10:06 AM
  20. Mark McClelland

    Mark's Diaries - The unflinching account of trying to make it as a professional bass player

    Mark McClelland, Mar 4, 2016 ... 16 17 18
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    26,991
    Mark McClelland
    Jan 14, 2019 at 8:50 AM
  21. mpm32

    Pop Rocks @ Plainridge Park Casino 1/11/19

    mpm32, Jan 12, 2019 at 10:33 PM
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    277
    G19Tony
    Jan 14, 2019 at 7:56 AM
  22. briandavismurph

    Chicago craigslist opportunity

    briandavismurph, Jan 7, 2019 ... 4 5 6
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    3,550
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 13, 2019 at 10:50 PM
  23. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/TW at Cache Creek, 1/6/19

    BassCliff, Jan 8, 2019 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
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    1,352
    SteveC
    Jan 13, 2019 at 7:27 PM
  24. IamGroot

    Perfect Tuning is a Mathematical Impossibility

    IamGroot, Jan 8, 2019 ... 8 9 10
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    4,648
    BergerHead
    Jan 13, 2019 at 4:19 PM
  25. jamro217

    Dad band names

    jamro217, Mar 29, 2018 ... 43 44 45
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    26,471
    knumbskull
    Jan 13, 2019 at 11:43 AM
  26. tgriley62

    Whats the best bass for.......

    tgriley62, Jan 2, 2019
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    9
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    429
    rollie 55
    Jan 13, 2019 at 7:38 AM
  27. jbybj

    Rickenbacker basses, you've been warned.

    jbybj, Dec 31, 2018 ... 2
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    31
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    1,378
    rollie 55
    Jan 13, 2019 at 7:29 AM
  28. FirewalZ

    How's your 2019 schedule looking?

    FirewalZ, Jan 1, 2019 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    72
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    1,190
    LuckyScott
    Jan 12, 2019 at 7:15 PM
  29. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/TW at Feather Falls Casino&Lodge, 1/9/19

    BassCliff, Jan 10, 2019 at 5:45 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    20
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    605
    bluesblaster
    Jan 12, 2019 at 5:40 PM
  30. red_rhino

    What's the best bass for Mongolian Metal?

    red_rhino, Jan 9, 2019
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    335
    IamGroot
    Jan 12, 2019 at 4:51 PM
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