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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 443 444 445
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    rtslinger
    Apr 24, 2018 at 11:42 AM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 47 48 49
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    Rob MacGregor
    Apr 10, 2018
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    70,021
    TomB
    Feb 25, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. bound'n'blocked

    Well, it finally happened...

    bound'n'blocked, Apr 24, 2018 at 12:41 PM
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    90
    RichardW
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:52 PM
  2. Paulabass

    Worst load-in EVER! Post yours.

    Paulabass, Apr 17, 2018 ... 2
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    20
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    641
    twinjet
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:50 PM
  3. audreycashin

    What, no Mom Bands?

    audreycashin, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    2,363
    Darkhorse1962
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:42 PM
  4. pklima

    Songs that leave you wanting more

    pklima, Apr 23, 2018 at 12:40 PM
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    3
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    101
    StudioStuntz
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:08 PM
  5. CaseroRubical

    Bass guitar upgrade suggestion

    CaseroRubical, Apr 23, 2018 at 5:25 PM
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    4
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    103
    CaseroRubical
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:07 PM
  6. Kill The Nazi

    Why did the chicken Cross the road??? Hmmm.....

    Kill The Nazi, Jul 7, 2001 ... 2 3
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    48
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    StudioStuntz
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:02 PM
  7. iplaybass

    Peavey jokes

    iplaybass, Nov 8, 2000 ... 2 3
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    mohrds
    Apr 24, 2018 at 12:46 PM
  8. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 527 528 529
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    -Asdfgh-
    Apr 24, 2018 at 11:40 AM
  9. skwee

    YUM! Delicious Gourmet Picks

    skwee, Apr 24, 2018 at 10:57 AM
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    1
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    44
    bholder
    Apr 24, 2018 at 11:27 AM
  10. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 134 135 136
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    2709
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    91,870
    Rickter
    Apr 24, 2018 at 8:57 AM
  11. Lukc

    Worst band you've ever seen?

    Lukc, Feb 6, 2013 ... 19 20 21
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    407
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    37,698
    Wulfensteiner
    Apr 24, 2018 at 7:01 AM
  12. Steven Ayres

    Forever Plaid, Prescott Center for the Arts

    Steven Ayres, Apr 22, 2018 at 7:26 PM
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    124
    dbase
    Apr 24, 2018 at 6:41 AM
  13. plankspanker13

    "I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux

    plankspanker13, Jan 5, 2013 ... 84 85 86
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    pklima
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:12 AM
  14. BassUrges

    Feedback on live performance...

    BassUrges, Apr 22, 2018 at 7:47 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    52
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    1,254
    tchristian
    Apr 23, 2018 at 8:03 PM
  15. Paulabass

    Gig report 21/4/18

    Paulabass, Apr 22, 2018 at 9:51 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    33
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    1,058
    Paulabass
    Apr 23, 2018 at 6:58 PM
  16. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Canyon Cowboy, 4/20/18

    BassCliff, Apr 21, 2018 at 6:12 PM ... 2
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    723
    Jimmy4string
    Apr 23, 2018 at 3:01 PM
  17. Blue Dragon

    Gig experience on Saturday

    Blue Dragon, Apr 23, 2018 at 11:08 AM
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    187
    BassCliff
    Apr 23, 2018 at 1:37 PM
  18. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 56 57 58
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    acleex38
    Apr 23, 2018 at 1:03 PM
  19. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 at 6:21 AM ... 4 5 6
    Replies:
    112
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    6,375
    br1qbat
    Apr 23, 2018 at 11:53 AM
  20. twinjet

    TalkBass Q&A Game

    twinjet, Jan 30, 2016 ... 110 111 112
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    S-Bigbottom
    Apr 23, 2018 at 11:13 AM
  21. jamro217

    Dad band names

    jamro217, Mar 29, 2018 ... 42 43 44
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    StudioStuntz
    Apr 23, 2018 at 10:56 AM
  22. CrimsonElf22

    Your experiences playing in pit bands/orchestras for musicals?

    CrimsonElf22, Dec 31, 2014 ... 9 10 11
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    jondiener
    Apr 23, 2018 at 10:13 AM
  23. ficelles

    What have I done...

    ficelles, Apr 10, 2018 ... 2
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    893
    mikewalker
    Apr 23, 2018 at 12:48 AM
  24. biguglyman

    You know it's a good gig when...

    biguglyman, Apr 21, 2018 at 12:13 AM
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    341
    biguglyman
    Apr 21, 2018 at 10:50 PM
  25. Frank77

    Gig report: Hyperstar @ Petit Campus, 04/12/2018

    Frank77, Apr 15, 2018
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    568
    friskinator
    Apr 21, 2018 at 5:08 PM
  26. bassjack51

    For the first ever I played a tune...

    bassjack51, Apr 16, 2018 ... 3 4 5
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    Fredrik E. Nilsen
    Apr 21, 2018 at 2:43 PM
  27. Warpeg

    Dives, Holes, and Sleazy Clubs

    Warpeg, Mar 20, 2018 ... 7 8 9
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    178
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    bolophonic
    Apr 21, 2018 at 9:48 AM
  28. Josh Gone

    Gig report. Small children edition.

    Josh Gone, Apr 16, 2018
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    10
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    438
    bassdrummer
    Apr 21, 2018 at 1:46 AM
  29. two fingers

    Dad band vs GRANDad band.... you guys are off one generation.

    two fingers, Apr 2, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
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    590
    biguglyman
    Apr 21, 2018 at 12:18 AM
  30. dtripoli

    Study: We Perform Better with an Audience Despite Being More Nervous

    dtripoli, Apr 20, 2018 at 12:55 PM
    Replies:
    5
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    144
    Wisebass
    Apr 20, 2018 at 3:25 PM
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