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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 350 351 352
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    TedH
    Sep 19, 2017 at 3:24 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 35 36 37
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    188,633
    jeffbrown
    Sep 18, 2017 at 7:28 PM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    140
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    63,906
    TomB
    Sep 5, 2017
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 432 433 434
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    253,171
    -Asdfgh-
    Sep 19, 2017 at 3:59 PM
  2. Mammoth_Bass

    Gig Report: Opening for Megadeth

    Mammoth_Bass, Sep 18, 2017 at 1:13 PM ... 2 3 4
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    3,100
    sowilson
    Sep 19, 2017 at 3:39 PM
  3. redhotblues

    The surprise bass solo

    redhotblues, Sep 19, 2017 at 1:09 AM ... 2 3
    Replies:
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    1,146
    mrcbass
    Sep 19, 2017 at 3:06 PM
  4. iriegnome

    Encouragement Needed

    iriegnome, Sep 19, 2017 at 1:08 PM
    Replies:
    1
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    50
    redhotblues
    Sep 19, 2017 at 2:50 PM
  5. gjohnson441496

    Get Your Spouse's Approval For Next Guitar Purchase...

    gjohnson441496, Sep 18, 2017 at 7:34 PM
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    4
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    110
    two fingers
    Sep 19, 2017 at 2:49 PM
  6. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/KRB at Hoefflin Foundation, 9/16/17

    BassCliff, Sep 17, 2017 at 4:33 AM ... 2
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    800
    nixdad
    Sep 19, 2017 at 2:12 PM
  7. Basstards

    Musicians that get to a gig, and can't stop complaining

    Basstards, Sep 17, 2017 at 7:02 AM ... 2 3 4
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    2,306
    GIBrat51
    Sep 19, 2017 at 1:16 PM
  8. jbd5015

    Cell Phones - Are they ruining or enhancing the show?

    jbd5015, Aug 31, 2016 ... 5 6 7
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    132
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    catcauphonic
    Sep 19, 2017 at 11:41 AM
  9. bobyoung53

    Obscure original versions which were as good if not better than hit cover versions

    bobyoung53, Nov 10, 2016 ... 29 30 31
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    615
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    21,802
    Richland123
    Sep 19, 2017 at 10:20 AM
  10. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 25 26 27
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    16,863
    biguglyman
    Sep 19, 2017 at 8:28 AM
  11. 1st Bass

    Chick flick

    1st Bass, Sep 16, 2017 at 3:51 PM
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    13
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    382
    1st Bass
    Sep 19, 2017 at 8:08 AM
  12. StevieM

    Found My Old Band's Unreleased Album on YT

    StevieM, Sep 17, 2017 at 3:26 PM
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    282
    dbase
    Sep 19, 2017 at 7:51 AM
  13. DiabolusInMusic

    Hottest Metal Dude!

    DiabolusInMusic, Feb 13, 2015
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    1,032
    biguglyman
    Sep 19, 2017 at 7:43 AM
  14. alaskaleftybass

    Mystery solved

    alaskaleftybass, Sep 7, 2017 ... 4 5 6
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    2,802
    Stumbo
    Sep 19, 2017 at 1:07 AM
  15. Bob Clayton

    My gig this weekend (sound guy content)

    Bob Clayton, Sep 17, 2017 at 10:55 PM ... 2
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    879
    MDBass
    Sep 19, 2017 at 12:58 AM
  16. roccobass

    Funniest video involving a bassist .

    roccobass, Sep 18, 2017 at 12:02 AM
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    259
    SLO Surfer
    Sep 19, 2017 at 12:13 AM
  17. pablomago

    Possible Gig Community Band. Need Tips.

    pablomago, Aug 30, 2017
    Replies:
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    311
    Groove Doctor
    Sep 18, 2017 at 10:19 PM
  18. DoggBisket

    What is the best car for metal?

    DoggBisket, Jun 23, 2013 ... 2 3
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    2,562
    jeffbrown
    Sep 18, 2017 at 7:44 PM
  19. 2cooltoolz

    Paid to Rehearse!

    2cooltoolz, Sep 17, 2017 at 6:52 PM
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    277
    Drgonzonm
    Sep 18, 2017 at 9:22 AM
  20. buldog5151bass

    Tough night

    buldog5151bass, Sep 17, 2017 at 9:04 AM ... 2 3
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    1,825
    oldNewbie
    Sep 18, 2017 at 9:17 AM
  21. dtripoli

    How Much Does Your Bass Weigh?

    dtripoli, Jun 3, 2017
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    13
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    312
    Drgonzonm
    Sep 18, 2017 at 9:16 AM
  22. shwabilly

    Halloween gig - should we dress up?

    shwabilly, Sep 9, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
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    487
    Wisebass
    Sep 18, 2017 at 8:29 AM
  23. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 73 74 75
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    56,235
    R&B
    Sep 17, 2017 at 11:59 PM
  24. RobBottom69

    Rob with Just For Kicks-St. Robert's Festival 9/15/17

    RobBottom69, Sep 17, 2017 at 12:21 PM
    Replies:
    6
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    221
    growlypants
    Sep 17, 2017 at 6:56 PM
  25. twinjet

    Applied Murphy's Law

    twinjet, Jun 30, 2017
    Replies:
    16
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    551
    dreamadream99
    Sep 17, 2017 at 2:36 PM
  26. Bassed in NZ

    BiNZ & AfterParty at Tom Tom Bar, Sep 8, 2017

    Bassed in NZ, Sep 12, 2017
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    463
    74hc
    Sep 17, 2017 at 9:15 AM
  27. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/KRB at Banning Stagecoach Days, 9/9/17

    BassCliff, Sep 11, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
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    1,262
    Wisebass
    Sep 17, 2017 at 7:49 AM
  28. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/KRB at Cars Land, 9/14/17

    BassCliff, Sep 15, 2017 at 2:01 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    747
    Wisebass
    Sep 17, 2017 at 6:59 AM
  29. LowActionHero

    Feelings of Impending DOOM. . .

    LowActionHero, Sep 5, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    31
    Views:
    869
    gebass6
    Sep 17, 2017 at 4:56 AM
  30. Medford Bassman

    2 Weddings, one weekend

    Medford Bassman, Sep 12, 2017
    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    402
    McG
    Sep 17, 2017 at 12:20 AM
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