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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 482 483 484
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    Jamvan
    Jul 19, 2018 at 1:40 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 50 51 52
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    biguglyman
    Jul 18, 2018 at 5:15 AM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    72,151
    DadBandBassist
    Jul 5, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. prue

    I need advice on some advice. What would you recommend?

    prue, Jul 19, 2018 at 11:07 AM
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    134
    Slater
    Jul 19, 2018 at 2:39 PM
  2. Stumbo

    Venue cancels gig

    Stumbo, Jul 19, 2018 at 1:48 PM
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    86
    Slater
    Jul 19, 2018 at 2:34 PM
  3. Jimmy4string

    Touring shows you are excited about seeing

    Jimmy4string, Feb 21, 2018 ... 11 12 13
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    dragon68
    Jul 19, 2018 at 1:52 PM
  4. McFarlin

    Oh, Craigslist... ("Peevy" content)

    McFarlin, Jul 18, 2018 at 11:32 AM
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    230
    McFarlin
    Jul 19, 2018 at 11:39 AM
  5. wvbass

    Ultra Sound at Buddy's BBQ - July 12th

    wvbass, Jul 14, 2018 at 6:58 PM
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    404
    s0c9
    Jul 19, 2018 at 11:10 AM
  6. Biggbass

    We changed our band name to...

    Biggbass, Jul 18, 2018 at 11:05 AM
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    193
    LUpton
    Jul 19, 2018 at 10:35 AM
  7. saabfender

    The Tone Is In The Fingers

    saabfender, Jul 14, 2018 at 2:32 PM ... 7 8 9
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    4,576
    LUpton
    Jul 19, 2018 at 10:30 AM
  8. bassdrummer

    Bass Haiku

    bassdrummer, May 12, 2011 ... 2 3
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    2,442
    JohnDeereJack
    Jul 19, 2018 at 8:34 AM
  9. twinjet

    twinjet's second SLAP-BASS 5k

    twinjet, Jul 18, 2018 at 3:31 PM
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    169
    BassCliff
    Jul 19, 2018 at 8:23 AM
  10. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 149 150 151
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    102,789
    Chris76
    Jul 19, 2018 at 7:11 AM
  11. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 6 7 8
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    146
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    13,066
    QORC
    Jul 19, 2018 at 5:47 AM
  12. Felken

    Here is a graph of every member of Yes and their respective instruments.

    Felken, Jun 5, 2018 ... 2
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    1,397
    whero
    Jul 19, 2018 at 5:43 AM
  13. tlite

    Confused by Metal Sub-Genres - What Metal is this?

    tlite, Jun 8, 2018 ... 3 4 5
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    2,138
    AngelDeVille
    Jul 19, 2018 at 12:26 AM
  14. twinjet

    twinjet's night at the lodge

    twinjet, Jul 16, 2018 at 4:50 PM ... 2 3 4
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    1,400
    twinjet
    Jul 19, 2018 at 12:00 AM
  15. fcleff

    Austin Gig

    fcleff, Jul 18, 2018 at 3:37 PM
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    121
    McG
    Jul 18, 2018 at 8:27 PM
  16. Hevy T

    Caption this...

    Hevy T, Jul 15, 2018 at 10:33 PM ... 2 3
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    bluesblaster
    Jul 18, 2018 at 7:06 PM
  17. njones89

    First gig - lots of attention from females

    njones89, Dec 16, 2015 ... 13 14 15
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    17,147
    Ironbar
    Jul 18, 2018 at 6:56 PM
  18. Jeremyberb

    7MF @ Farm Brew Live - 7/13/18

    Jeremyberb, Jul 17, 2018 at 4:20 PM ... 2
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    MrLenny1
    Jul 18, 2018 at 4:51 PM
  19. mrjim123

    GAS, Ambivalence, And Traveling The Road of Indecision

    mrjim123, Jul 18, 2018 at 2:26 PM
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    69
    Rosin41
    Jul 18, 2018 at 2:41 PM
  20. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/True Willie at Laguna Festival of Arts, 7/10/18

    BassCliff, Jul 11, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    Kitsapbass
    Jul 18, 2018 at 2:15 PM
  21. kesslari

    NAPD (New Awesome Project Day)

    kesslari, Jul 17, 2018 at 9:58 AM
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    194
    growlypants
    Jul 18, 2018 at 12:27 PM
  22. 2112

    The Temple of 2112

    2112, Dec 29, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    2,238
    Janforth
    Jul 18, 2018 at 10:23 AM
  23. Axtman

    Another big question to divide Americans.

    Axtman, Jul 4, 2018 ... 12 13 14
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    4,915
    dtripoli
    Jul 17, 2018 at 8:19 PM
  24. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Victoria Gardens, 7/13/18

    BassCliff, Jul 14, 2018 at 1:26 AM ... 2
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    895
    BassCliff
    Jul 17, 2018 at 7:52 PM
  25. rllefebv

    Hedgehogs at Arbor Brook - 7/14/2018

    rllefebv, Jul 16, 2018 at 10:02 PM
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    244
    rllefebv
    Jul 17, 2018 at 7:16 PM
  26. biguglyman

    A wayward lamb returns to the fold... (or, a brief bass history)

    biguglyman, Jul 12, 2018
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    348
    Space Pickle
    Jul 17, 2018 at 4:39 PM
  27. Tony In Philly

    Tony in Philly's Gig Report - The Flathead Band at Basta Pasta Cabana Bar in Skippack, PA 07/13

    Tony In Philly, Jul 14, 2018 at 5:29 PM
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    665
    Oddly
    Jul 17, 2018 at 4:30 PM
  28. Goatrope

    The blood. The BLOOD!!

    Goatrope, Jul 15, 2018 at 6:23 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
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    2,100
    mobdirt
    Jul 17, 2018 at 3:28 PM
  29. Luciferiad

    It's summer, so remember how hot it can get in a car!

    Luciferiad, Jul 17, 2018 at 10:44 AM
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    4
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    187
    ONYX
    Jul 17, 2018 at 3:18 PM
  30. lbbc

    Hmm... what's going on. Gig story

    lbbc, Apr 29, 2018
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    16
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    1,040
    Tony In Philly
    Jul 17, 2018 at 9:50 AM
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