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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 1016 1017 1018
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    NZBassman
    Sep 28, 2023 at 4:42 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 78 79 80
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    Jamvan
    Sep 22, 2023
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    118,393
    GospelMuzishn
    Jun 25, 2019
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. themickster

    Worst open mic week I've known

    themickster, Sep 28, 2023 at 4:22 AM ... 3 4 5
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    2,412
    mr80htz
    Sep 29, 2023 at 1:03 AM
  2. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 3504 3505 3506
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    joelns
    Sep 28, 2023 at 11:00 PM
  3. Danny O Danny

    Possibly the best ad for a drummer I've ever seen...

    Danny O Danny, Sep 27, 2023 at 7:03 PM ... 2 3 4
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    2,451
    DirtDog
    Sep 28, 2023 at 9:38 PM
  4. mrjim123

    The Band Name Game

    mrjim123, Mar 29, 2019 ... 1278 1279 1280
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    Richland123
    Sep 28, 2023 at 7:21 PM
  5. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 270 271 272
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    Richland123
    Sep 28, 2023 at 7:15 PM
  6. Blazer

    Songs where the lyrics are nonsensical on purpose.

    Blazer, Aug 24, 2023 ... 2
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    533
    mrSaxonAcres
    Sep 28, 2023 at 2:04 PM
  7. Mark McClelland

    Mark's Diaries - The unflinching account of trying to make it as a professional bass player

    Mark McClelland, Mar 4, 2016 ... 32 33 34
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    Mark McClelland
    Sep 28, 2023 at 12:02 PM
  8. roller

    I think I love a bass player

    roller, Sep 27, 2023 at 9:16 AM
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    5
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    216
    BargeOn
    Sep 28, 2023 at 9:57 AM
  9. JeezyMcNuggles

    Delete please

    JeezyMcNuggles, Mar 7, 2023 ... 6 7 8
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    140
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    4,282
    1st Bass
    Sep 28, 2023 at 8:15 AM
  10. GretschWretch

    The absolutely unbeatable unsurpassable dad band name

    GretschWretch, Sep 22, 2023 ... 8 9 10
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    4,221
    Tom Bomb
    Sep 28, 2023 at 8:09 AM
  11. Altitude

    Attack of the Delfonics

    Altitude, Mar 13, 2006
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    2,318
    el jeffe bass
    Sep 28, 2023 at 7:19 AM
  12. SpanishDave

    My eyes! My soul, what’s he talking about Willis?

    SpanishDave, Jun 18, 2021 ... 5 6 7
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    121
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    10,220
    Chickenwheels
    Sep 28, 2023 at 5:50 AM
  13. DWBass

    Sharing......

    DWBass, Jan 18, 2021 ... 3 4 5
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    89
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    6,238
    Datsgor
    Sep 27, 2023 at 11:08 PM
  14. Cut the middle

    Why did you quit a band?

    Cut the middle, May 17, 2020 ... 29 30 31
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    611
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    33,786
    Parzival
    Sep 27, 2023 at 6:51 PM
  15. jamro217

    Dad band names

    jamro217, Mar 29, 2018 ... 92 93 94
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    vvvmmm
    Sep 27, 2023 at 6:36 PM
  16. Bighouse

    Yes, you should have…

    Bighouse, Sep 23, 2023 at 7:31 AM
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    291
    5StringBlues
    Sep 27, 2023 at 4:57 PM
  17. mrcbass

    mrcBass w/Walkin The Dawg @ PJs, Placerville, 9/23/23

    mrcbass, Sep 27, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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    WI Short Scaler
    Sep 27, 2023 at 1:57 PM
  18. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 300 301 302
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    SunByrne
    Sep 27, 2023 at 1:45 PM
  19. themickster

    Going into the unknown jazz world by starting with what you know

    themickster, Sep 14, 2023 ... 2 3 4
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    pklima
    Sep 27, 2023 at 2:36 AM
  20. lildrgn

    Studio Report: 9/8/23 Planets in the Ocean at London Bridge Studios (Seattle)

    lildrgn, Sep 9, 2023
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    282
    lildrgn
    Sep 26, 2023 at 11:21 PM
  21. Rottie Roo Roo

    Bassist as hype man?

    Rottie Roo Roo, Sep 19, 2023 ... 2 3 4
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    5StringBlues
    Sep 26, 2023 at 10:57 PM
  22. Stinsok

    The "sit-in" from hell

    Stinsok, Sep 15, 2023 ... 2 3 4
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    BassGuyFL
    Sep 26, 2023 at 2:15 PM
  23. Skokiaan

    "You're terrible!"

    Skokiaan, Sep 15, 2023 ... 5 6 7
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    120
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    3,665
    Marko 1
    Sep 26, 2023 at 12:09 PM
  24. WI Short Scaler

    Concerts by the Lake, Bayfield WI 8/8/23

    WI Short Scaler, Aug 11, 2023 ... 2
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    1,126
    Polfuste
    Sep 26, 2023 at 10:32 AM
  25. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 863 864 865
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    615,337
    Tom Bomb
    Sep 26, 2023 at 5:09 AM
  26. Egg250

    Playing in the Rain

    Egg250, Sep 25, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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    91
    Egg250
    Sep 25, 2023 at 2:20 PM
  27. WI Short Scaler

    Chilly but fun night

    WI Short Scaler, Sep 15, 2023
    Replies:
    12
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    291
    WI Short Scaler
    Sep 25, 2023 at 10:43 AM
  28. Axtman

    The epic battle of bass player vs. keyboard player!

    Axtman, Jul 3, 2020 ... 2
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    32
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    3,779
    dougjwray
    Sep 25, 2023 at 9:30 AM
  29. Michael Stanley 2112

    The One Brain-Celled Bassists' Club (Pt. 2)

    Michael Stanley 2112, May 8, 2022 ... 14 15 16
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    310
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    9,134
    Michael Stanley 2112
    Sep 24, 2023 at 11:14 AM
  30. neddyrow

    I got another good one..

    neddyrow, Sep 17, 2023
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    4
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    371
    jbybj
    Sep 23, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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