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Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]

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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 822 823 824
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    jjk2007
    Jan 22, 2021 at 7:48 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 71 72 73
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    299,367
    Tom Kinter
    Jan 21, 2021 at 2:08 PM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
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    94,484
    GospelMuzishn
    Jun 25, 2019
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    304,411
    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. 2112

    What can this strange device be?

    2112, Jan 22, 2021 at 7:01 PM
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    14
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    357
    jamro217
    Jan 23, 2021 at 3:36 AM
  2. Axtman

    Who is the smartest guy on TalkBass?

    Axtman, Dec 17, 2020 ... 5 6 7
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    124
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    4,723
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 23, 2021 at 2:58 AM
  3. SemiDriven

    What got you giggling on a gig?

    SemiDriven, Jan 1, 2021 ... 2
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    26
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    1,188
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 23, 2021 at 2:47 AM
  4. Ostie

    Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

    Ostie, Jan 15, 2021 ... 6 7 8
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    148
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    3,399
    vvvmmm
    Jan 23, 2021 at 2:46 AM
  5. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 736 737 738
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    480,554
    zontar
    Jan 23, 2021 at 2:23 AM
  6. G19Tony

    If Fender made a bass...

    G19Tony, Jan 16, 2021
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    7
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    441
    Volker Kirstein
    Jan 23, 2021 at 2:10 AM
  7. DanAdams

    What would be the most divisive title for a Talkbass post title?

    DanAdams, Dec 21, 2020 ... 2
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    38
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    1,449
    lowplaces
    Jan 23, 2021 at 1:30 AM
  8. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 1279 1280 1281
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    Volker Kirstein
    Jan 23, 2021 at 12:59 AM
  9. mrjim123

    The Band Name Game

    mrjim123, Mar 29, 2019 ... 837 838 839
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    165,879
    Michedelic
    Jan 22, 2021 at 10:53 PM
  10. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 183 184 185
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    3694
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    128,125
    Michedelic
    Jan 22, 2021 at 10:49 PM
  11. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 133 134 135
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    358,659
    shraderbass
    Jan 22, 2021 at 9:51 PM
  12. SLPimp

    Reverb Drinking Game

    SLPimp, Jan 17, 2021 at 4:43 PM
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    17
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    483
    SLPimp
    Jan 22, 2021 at 9:25 PM
  13. BrentSimons

    Not sure where to post this...my kitten ate my in ears?

    BrentSimons, Jan 22, 2021 at 12:50 PM
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    121
    Matt Liebenau
    Jan 22, 2021 at 6:07 PM
  14. Brodizzle

    Too much bass?

    Brodizzle, Jan 11, 2021
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    10
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    582
    Killing Floor
    Jan 22, 2021 at 11:09 AM
  15. Killed_by_Death

    leave clip-on tuner on while performing?

    Killed_by_Death, Jan 9, 2021 ... 12 13 14
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    277
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    8,032
    StereoPlayer
    Jan 22, 2021 at 10:46 AM
  16. Bassed in NZ

    Bassed in NZ - 3x 80's Gigs

    Bassed in NZ, Jan 9, 2021 ... 2
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    24
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    671
    Jimmy4string
    Jan 22, 2021 at 10:44 AM
  17. TexasHeat

    Have you ever been shut down due to noise complaints?

    TexasHeat, Jan 11, 2021 ... 5 6 7
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    138
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    3,603
    Ignatius
    Jan 21, 2021 at 2:33 PM
  18. BarfanyShart

    Maybe Send a Bassist Back in Time, this time.

    BarfanyShart, Jan 11, 2021 ... 2
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    26
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    1,515
    abarson
    Jan 21, 2021 at 1:53 PM
  19. red_rhino

    Evolution's Lack of Evolution

    red_rhino, Dec 11, 2020
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    13
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    694
    the harp unstrung
    Jan 21, 2021 at 1:38 PM
  20. MustangWally

    Jaco, Joni and Friends

    MustangWally, Jan 19, 2021 at 4:12 PM
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    183
    the harp unstrung
    Jan 21, 2021 at 1:01 PM
  21. Drucifer

    Carrot News Megathread

    Drucifer, Jun 7, 2018 ... 13 14 15
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    281
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    14,272
    Drucifer
    Jan 21, 2021 at 12:39 PM
  22. Tony In Philly

    Parrot doing Led Zep tribute.

    Tony In Philly, Jan 20, 2021 at 12:28 PM
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    172
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 21, 2021 at 3:33 AM
  23. Esteban Garcia

    Jaco bass w/free loveseat

    Esteban Garcia, Jan 20, 2021 at 6:10 PM
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    203
    Mr_Moo
    Jan 21, 2021 at 3:25 AM
  24. SteveC

    Some Gig Pics to get us through no gig time

    SteveC, May 20, 2020 ... 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
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    6,068
    WI Short Scaler
    Jan 20, 2021 at 2:15 PM
  25. DWBass

    Sharing......

    DWBass, Jan 18, 2021 at 6:04 PM ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
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    1,968
    shadven
    Jan 19, 2021 at 11:30 PM
  26. red_rhino

    Cat plays bass better than I do

    red_rhino, Jan 18, 2021 at 6:39 PM
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    218
    Gsnorgathon
    Jan 19, 2021 at 11:59 AM
  27. tb-player

    Slappin' a Bass -- I have no words

    tb-player, Dec 26, 2020 ... 2
    Replies:
    22
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    1,237
    LUpton
    Jan 19, 2021 at 11:04 AM
  28. dartagnan

    What do you always forget to bring to a gig?

    dartagnan, Nov 12, 2020 ... 5 6 7
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    139
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    3,556
    WI Short Scaler
    Jan 19, 2021 at 10:42 AM
  29. MEKer

    David Hasselhof's Rock Band 1973

    MEKer, Jan 16, 2013 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    65
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    4,765
    Volker Kirstein
    Jan 19, 2021 at 2:37 AM
  30. Stevie G

    Does it still count as "bass" if...

    Stevie G, Jan 8, 2021
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    641
    Killed_by_Death
    Jan 17, 2021 at 6:48 PM
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