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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 514 515 516
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    BassCliff
    Sep 26, 2018 at 8:53 AM
  2. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    74,089
    ArtechnikA
    Sep 15, 2018
  3. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 53 54 55
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    229,069
    nitrobrother
    Sep 13, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. Bubble

    OOPS I Cut my Finger Off

    Bubble, Sep 20, 2018 at 11:52 AM ... 3 4 5
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    80
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    2,126
    Weet
    Sep 26, 2018 at 10:44 AM
  2. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 9 10 11
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    23,582
    Monyet
    Sep 26, 2018 at 10:19 AM
  3. Richland123

    Here Is What Happens When You Play Two Songs With The Same Word In The Title

    Richland123, Sep 25, 2018 at 1:39 PM ... 2
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    594
    Lowbrow
    Sep 26, 2018 at 10:04 AM
  4. Rumbledore

    How important are spegitios can on a p fret on a A string ?

    Rumbledore, Sep 25, 2018 at 6:27 PM
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    238
    bholder
    Sep 26, 2018 at 9:28 AM
  5. Bassed in NZ

    BiNZ w/ FB @ The Portland Public House 22-Sep-18 [video added]

    Bassed in NZ, Sep 23, 2018 at 4:11 AM
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    415
    BassCliff
    Sep 26, 2018 at 9:10 AM
  6. Kitsapbass

    Bandmix/Audition shuffle

    Kitsapbass, Sep 25, 2018 at 7:47 AM ... 2 3
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    910
    Bunk McNulty
    Sep 26, 2018 at 6:49 AM
  7. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANCC at Viejas Casino, 9/21/18

    BassCliff, Sep 24, 2018 at 6:06 PM ... 2
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    774
    Bassed in NZ
    Sep 26, 2018 at 5:45 AM
  8. Lukc

    Worst band you've ever seen?

    Lukc, Feb 6, 2013 ... 24 25 26
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    biguglyman
    Sep 25, 2018 at 11:19 PM
  9. MD Stingray

    Time travels too fast

    MD Stingray, Sep 20, 2018 at 9:18 AM ... 5 6 7
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    2,732
    T_Bone_TL
    Sep 25, 2018 at 11:02 PM
  10. dbase

    Shayds of Gray at Gloucester County Animal Rescue Open House w/ Video

    dbase, Sep 23, 2018 at 2:30 PM
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    331
    filmtex
    Sep 25, 2018 at 9:58 PM
  11. knucklehead G

    Talkbass vs the Real World

    knucklehead G, Nov 29, 2010 ... 3 4 5
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    6,878
    Medford Bassman
    Sep 25, 2018 at 9:20 PM
  12. pablomago

    Hmmmm...

    pablomago, Sep 25, 2018 at 11:31 AM
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    153
    pablomago
    Sep 25, 2018 at 8:39 PM
  13. kesslari

    kesslari with the Bordinghouse Band at the Dub In VW Festival, 9/22, Santa Cruz CA

    kesslari, Sep 23, 2018 at 7:04 PM
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    284
    dbase
    Sep 25, 2018 at 7:00 PM
  14. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 562 563 564
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    342,413
    Jay2U
    Sep 25, 2018 at 5:57 PM
  15. trailer

    Holy Trainwreck Batman

    trailer, Sep 22, 2018 at 11:36 AM
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    645
    jshinal
    Sep 25, 2018 at 3:31 PM
  16. redwingxix

    Best Lines you've heard onstage?

    redwingxix, Aug 2, 2018 ... 14 15 16
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    mrjim123
    Sep 25, 2018 at 11:57 AM
  17. ashtray

    Drummer threw out my amp!

    ashtray, Sep 23, 2018 at 12:21 AM ... 3 4 5
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    Jacknotjohnbass
    Sep 25, 2018 at 10:23 AM
  18. Axtman

    I'm in love with the drummer. Should I tell his wife?

    Axtman, Sep 23, 2018 at 7:57 PM ... 2 3 4
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    Axtman
    Sep 24, 2018 at 8:48 PM
  19. Lexy Bivens

    Most "embarrassing" song.....

    Lexy Bivens, Sep 11, 2018 ... 10 11 12
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    Russell L
    Sep 24, 2018 at 8:31 PM
  20. BassHappy

    Anyone Know the True Origin of "Carrots"?

    BassHappy, Sep 20, 2018 at 7:21 PM ... 2 3 4
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    1,881
    gitfiddl
    Sep 24, 2018 at 7:18 PM
  21. Rumbledore

    TB = The Beatles,.. then who is...

    Rumbledore, Aug 3, 2018 ... 2
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    petrus61
    Sep 24, 2018 at 6:02 PM
  22. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Downtown Disney, 9/19/18

    BassCliff, Sep 20, 2018 at 7:36 PM
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    469
    Kitsapbass
    Sep 24, 2018 at 12:29 PM
  23. wesonbass

    Wesonbass w/The Hoyt Clagwells at Arts in the Heart of Augusta

    wesonbass, Sep 23, 2018 at 12:38 PM
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    241
    filmtex
    Sep 24, 2018 at 11:48 AM
  24. Medford Bassman

    Work Release at the Trillium Creek Farms 0922/18

    Medford Bassman, Sep 24, 2018 at 10:01 AM
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    129
    Jimmy4string
    Sep 24, 2018 at 10:39 AM
  25. kesslari

    kesslari with the Bordinghouse Band at the Drool Pigs Festival 9/15/18, Boulder Creek CA

    kesslari, Sep 16, 2018 ... 2
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    Tony In Philly
    Sep 24, 2018 at 10:18 AM
  26. Lexy Bivens

    This cracked me up

    Lexy Bivens, Sep 23, 2018 at 5:34 PM
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    359
    jackn1202
    Sep 24, 2018 at 9:35 AM
  27. FloridaTim

    Sometimes Happy I Don't Have a Good Ear

    FloridaTim, Sep 23, 2018 at 4:54 PM
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    210
    40Hz
    Sep 24, 2018 at 7:33 AM
  28. RickyT

    Michael Winslow truly is amazing!

    RickyT, Sep 23, 2018 at 10:45 PM
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    91
    RickyT
    Sep 23, 2018 at 10:45 PM
  29. Ender_rpm

    Andrew Ryan and the Travelers @ White Wall Sessions (Sioux Falls, SD)

    Ender_rpm, Jul 25, 2018
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    11
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    444
    dbase
    Sep 23, 2018 at 2:40 PM
  30. BassBeginer64

    Problems Only Bass Players Will Understand.

    BassBeginer64, Sep 22, 2018 at 8:45 PM
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    411
    RustyAxe
    Sep 23, 2018 at 12:58 PM
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