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  1. pklima

    "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!

    pklima, Dec 18, 2011 ... 444 445 446
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    McG
    Apr 25, 2018 at 10:47 PM
  2. Vic

    Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!

    Vic, Dec 20, 2010 ... 47 48 49
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    juancaminos
    Apr 24, 2018 at 11:53 PM
  3. capnsandwich

    Open Jam Etiquette

    capnsandwich, Feb 6, 2010 ... 6 7 8
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    70,066
    TomB
    Feb 25, 2018
  4. Arthritic_Tom

    Interviewing bassist stories

    Arthritic_Tom, Mar 23, 2012 ... 50 51 52
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    Thor
    Apr 26, 2012
  1. BJMtz

    Are P Basses better than J Basses?

    BJMtz, Apr 26, 2018 at 12:46 AM ... 6 7 8
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    2,323
    lasalle69
    Apr 26, 2018 at 2:29 PM
  2. Warpeg

    Dives, Holes, and Sleazy Clubs

    Warpeg, Mar 20, 2018 ... 7 8 9
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    179
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    7,818
    MarshallLaw
    Apr 26, 2018 at 1:01 PM
  3. Adam Bomb

    The Mediocre Bassist Club

    Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015 ... 135 136 137
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    Frndmoretti
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:59 PM
  4. Lukc

    Worst band you've ever seen?

    Lukc, Feb 6, 2013 ... 19 20 21
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    38,199
    MarshallLaw
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:49 PM
  5. iplaybass

    Peavey jokes

    iplaybass, Nov 8, 2000 ... 2 3 4
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    ReggieRochester
    Apr 26, 2018 at 12:25 PM
  6. krfoss

    Asked to sit in for a big band rehearsal... Yay?

    krfoss, Apr 25, 2018 at 12:29 AM ... 2
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    827
    IamGroot
    Apr 26, 2018 at 8:23 AM
  7. pklima

    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    pklima, Sep 26, 2013 ... 527 528 529
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    jeffbrown
    Apr 25, 2018 at 8:37 PM
  8. bound'n'blocked

    Well, it finally happened...

    bound'n'blocked, Apr 24, 2018 at 12:41 PM ... 3 4 5
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    dtripoli
    Apr 25, 2018 at 7:45 PM
  9. bobyoung53

    Obscure original versions which were as good if not better than hit cover versions

    bobyoung53, Nov 10, 2016 ... 39 40 41
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    810
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    34,429
    Richland123
    Apr 25, 2018 at 7:42 PM
  10. PortlandBass77

    The Order of the Tort

    PortlandBass77, Dec 1, 2015 ... 12 13 14
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    278
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    12,732
    dirkdabass
    Apr 25, 2018 at 6:41 PM
  11. Paulabass

    Worst load-in EVER! Post yours.

    Paulabass, Apr 17, 2018 ... 2
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    1,014
    sharkbait130
    Apr 25, 2018 at 4:10 PM
  12. fcleff

    We Take Care of Our Own

    fcleff, Apr 24, 2018 at 3:55 PM
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    271
    BassCliff
    Apr 25, 2018 at 4:00 PM
  13. Chicory Blue

    Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

    Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017 ... 56 57 58
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    Boristhespyder
    Apr 25, 2018 at 11:21 AM
  14. BassUrges

    Feedback on live performance...

    BassUrges, Apr 22, 2018 at 7:47 PM ... 2 3
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    1,431
    dtripoli
    Apr 25, 2018 at 10:16 AM
  15. Gravedigger Dav

    Best Load-in Ever

    Gravedigger Dav, Apr 16, 2018 ... 2
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    664
    Gravedigger Dav
    Apr 25, 2018 at 9:40 AM
  16. audreycashin

    What, no Mom Bands?

    audreycashin, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    2,570
    Milo Spleen
    Apr 24, 2018 at 5:20 PM
  17. QORC

    Bass Meme War! Go!!

    QORC, Apr 18, 2018 ... 4 5 6
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    116
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    saabfender
    Apr 24, 2018 at 4:02 PM
  18. pklima

    Songs that leave you wanting more

    pklima, Apr 23, 2018 at 12:40 PM
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    174
    catcauphonic
    Apr 24, 2018 at 3:33 PM
  19. CaseroRubical

    Bass guitar upgrade suggestion

    CaseroRubical, Apr 23, 2018 at 5:25 PM
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    150
    CaseroRubical
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:07 PM
  20. Kill The Nazi

    Why did the chicken Cross the road??? Hmmm.....

    Kill The Nazi, Jul 7, 2001 ... 2 3
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    StudioStuntz
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:02 PM
  21. skwee

    YUM! Delicious Gourmet Picks

    skwee, Apr 24, 2018 at 10:57 AM
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    bholder
    Apr 24, 2018 at 11:27 AM
  22. Steven Ayres

    Forever Plaid, Prescott Center for the Arts

    Steven Ayres, Apr 22, 2018 at 7:26 PM
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    dbase
    Apr 24, 2018 at 6:41 AM
  23. plankspanker13

    "I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux

    plankspanker13, Jan 5, 2013 ... 84 85 86
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    pklima
    Apr 24, 2018 at 1:12 AM
  24. Paulabass

    Gig report 21/4/18

    Paulabass, Apr 22, 2018 at 9:51 AM ... 2
    Replies:
    33
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    1,116
    Paulabass
    Apr 23, 2018 at 6:58 PM
  25. BassCliff

    BassCliff w/ANB at Canyon Cowboy, 4/20/18

    BassCliff, Apr 21, 2018 at 6:12 PM ... 2
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    774
    Jimmy4string
    Apr 23, 2018 at 3:01 PM
  26. Blue Dragon

    Gig experience on Saturday

    Blue Dragon, Apr 23, 2018 at 11:08 AM
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    2
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    222
    BassCliff
    Apr 23, 2018 at 1:37 PM
  27. twinjet

    TalkBass Q&A Game

    twinjet, Jan 30, 2016 ... 110 111 112
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    2224
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    35,349
    S-Bigbottom
    Apr 23, 2018 at 11:13 AM
  28. jamro217

    Dad band names

    jamro217, Mar 29, 2018 ... 42 43 44
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    19,303
    StudioStuntz
    Apr 23, 2018 at 10:56 AM
  29. CrimsonElf22

    Your experiences playing in pit bands/orchestras for musicals?

    CrimsonElf22, Dec 31, 2014 ... 9 10 11
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    212
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    13,633
    jondiener
    Apr 23, 2018 at 10:13 AM
  30. ficelles

    What have I done...

    ficelles, Apr 10, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    934
    mikewalker
    Apr 23, 2018 at 12:48 AM
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