HomerJSimpsson
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village idiot internship

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HomerJSimpsson

Male, from Sweden

Before I die I have to do some music ... somehow ... Mar 28, 2017

HomerJSimpsson was last seen:
Aug 26, 2020
    1. HomerJSimpsson
      HomerJSimpsson
      Before I die I have to do some music ... somehow ...
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      HomerJSimpsson
      Before I die I have to do some music ... somehow ...
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Sweden
    Occupation:
    village idiot internship
    Current Setup:
    Hohner B2, yes, a red one ! Red ones play faster, same thing with cars.
    It's actually prenounced 'HOMER Bcool' because it has 4 'DOH's
    Gigs and Ensembles:
    Played my fist made upp baseline for my daugters, they liket it and sometimes they hum it ! ... well, life goes on ... now they play and I hum.
    Previously Owned Gear:
    CARLSBRO VIPER BASS 1000 (deconstructed)
    G.A.S. List:
    HARDKE 4x12" + 1x18" and maybe a headless/frettles 5'er ...
    Influences and Teachers:
    46 years of listning to all sorts off music --- what hasn't infued me ?!
    Havn't found one to study with ...
    Hobbies and Interests:
    LEGO
    Teaching Credentials:
    Newbee shows newbee what didn't work ... learning by failing ...
    About me

    time's running out, gonna do one song.
    with instruments, played wrong
    but anyway, what was I'm gonna say
    nevermind, the lyrics gonna suck anyway.

    to much rime, wrong in time
    sombody should stop my crime
    against music and song
    my voice couldn't sound more wrong.

    well hi-tech gonna fix that,
    I got low-tech, it's crap
    cheap from the net,
    so I could kepp the kids fed

    Got me a guitar and a bass
    and somthing made of brass,
    a accordion and some flute
    think it's broken, it goes 'tooot'.

    Violins and piano for the kids of mine
    They read notes now, they gonna be fine.
    I don't reade notes and manuals I hate
    so I gonna need a lot of help, mate ?

    Got a looper and an UAC-2
    I really don't now what they do
    downloaded cakewalk for free
    they all make a sound like a piss'doff bee.

    a stereo from the 90 i have
    and a lot of youtube save
    old mixtapes and som LP's
    if you old you know what that is.

    How did I pay for all of this you wan-da ?
    I drive a used 5grand* SKO-DA.*)
    So here I am, don't know whats gonna be
    look's like time is the real enemy ...

    *) Swedish Krones (500$)
    *) SKODA = small&slow,unsafe car
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