HomerJSimpsson
Male, from Sweden
Before I die I have to do some music ... somehow ... Mar 28, 2017
- HomerJSimpsson was last seen:
- Aug 26, 2020
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About
- Gender:
- Male
- Location:
- Sweden
- Occupation:
- village idiot internship
- Current Setup:
-
Hohner B2, yes, a red one ! Red ones play faster, same thing with cars.
It's actually prenounced 'HOMER Bcool' because it has 4 'DOH's
- Gigs and Ensembles:
- Played my fist made upp baseline for my daugters, they liket it and sometimes they hum it ! ... well, life goes on ... now they play and I hum.
- Previously Owned Gear:
- CARLSBRO VIPER BASS 1000 (deconstructed)
- G.A.S. List:
- HARDKE 4x12" + 1x18" and maybe a headless/frettles 5'er ...
- Influences and Teachers:
-
46 years of listning to all sorts off music --- what hasn't infued me ?!
Havn't found one to study with ...
- Hobbies and Interests:
- LEGO
- Teaching Credentials:
- Newbee shows newbee what didn't work ... learning by failing ...
About me
time's running out, gonna do one song.
with instruments, played wrong
but anyway, what was I'm gonna say
nevermind, the lyrics gonna suck anyway.
to much rime, wrong in time
sombody should stop my crime
against music and song
my voice couldn't sound more wrong.
well hi-tech gonna fix that,
I got low-tech, it's crap
cheap from the net,
so I could kepp the kids fed
Got me a guitar and a bass
and somthing made of brass,
a accordion and some flute
think it's broken, it goes 'tooot'.
Violins and piano for the kids of mine
They read notes now, they gonna be fine.
I don't reade notes and manuals I hate
so I gonna need a lot of help, mate ?
Got a looper and an UAC-2
I really don't now what they do
downloaded cakewalk for free
they all make a sound like a piss'doff bee.
a stereo from the 90 i have
and a lot of youtube save
old mixtapes and som LP's
if you old you know what that is.
How did I pay for all of this you wan-da ?
I drive a used 5grand* SKO-DA.*)
So here I am, don't know whats gonna be
look's like time is the real enemy ...
*) Swedish Krones (500$)
*) SKODA = small&slow,unsafe carInteract
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